HMMM, WHAT'S THE WORLD TURNING INTO? SHE'S ASKING 4 A F@#K ON THE INTERNET AND U GUYS ARE FALLING ON EACHOTHER, MAKE DEVIL BEND UNA NECK! WHAT IF NA WITCH SHE BE? UNA WAN DIE PREMATURE DEATH? IT'S SICKENING!!!

Pls since then how many people have been called??

Onye a ji brain unu anu garri (playing)

why not ignore her

I wonder how u guys could ever take this post serious.

It probably was intended to get your attention, generate replies and then become one of the most viewed or replied post on Nairaland.

Na wah 4 una o!

@ the Lucky Guy, pls bring us the full under-the-sheets gist after the deed is done.

Okay now.

Hey Omosexxy! whats up ?We have alot in common.give me a call 08022681601

whatup people, my dad just send me back to nigeria from ukrane and right now i base in lagos, ijust want to inform you all that i miss my girlfriend back there but am in nigeria now, life continue. i need a girlfriend in seriuos relationship, please if interested mail me immediatly through these email address pius2007@yahoo.com. thanks one love :

She's really having her fun. See the way guys are fooling themselves on Nairaland! Shows their level of exposure; their ain't no free pussy anywhere! See them behaving like a dog that has seen a bitch on heat! Reason with your heads and not your balls!

Hello omosexxxy,
You need not listento them,, they are all fools , remember you are in nigeria and not america, and you are talking to those that doesnt even know what an airport looks like talk less of travelling out.
dont mind them its good expressing your mind, anyway you can decide to call me o this number(08060657696) and i will be happy to keep you company and make your stay fun-filled, i promise you that, i live in abuja,just give me a call.
you can have this to peruse over, this is what my ex gal wrote me when she was leaving .My name is kayode, !



TO KAYODE MY LOVE!

As the sun retires from the day
and darkness fills the sky,
I close my eyes and drift away
and dream of you and I.

In my dreams, I take your hand
and slowly guide your way
up the stairs to Heaven,
in the clouds is where we lie.

You take your hand and touch my face
as you look into my eyes.
My body begins to shake
and my stomach feels with butterflies.

I look up at you and you look at me,
your eyes are wide and bright.
I arch my back and guide you in
and you make love to me all night.

Suddenly I wake up,
the sun is up by then.
But I can't wait until the night
so I can see you once again.


EMMANUELLA

Jesus!!!

Funny world! Look at people jumping at sexual offers when they don't even know if the offerer is a male or a female. Some even volunteered their personal data. Are some guys this sex-starved? Don't you guys have girlfriends?

orisirisi

barrackboy dont talk dat nonsense we knw wat u guys do in d barrack!

Naija guys
1. Don't suck
2. Are not dumb
3. Are the pride of the black nation
4. Are breaking frontiers and blazing trails
5. Are wonderful in bed

For that person who has only negative views 'bout Nailja guys, Perdonilo, ma sembrate come qualcuno fuori versare le frustrazioni sugli uomini per i vostri propri errori. Finito.

dauda wat do dey do in the barracks

nah wah ohh chyks leave her alone nw she is jst kidding around, and guys i no say e dey pain una as per nah fake.dnt wory u cud jst wankurself.meanwhle if its true jst holllaaaaaa baby

freezy:

For that person who has only negative views 'bout Nailja guys, Perdonilo, ma sembrate come qualcuno fuori versare le frustrazioni sugli uomini per i vostri propri errori. Finito.

This na italian or wetin?

Anyway I get am.

I am not frustrating anyone because of my mistakes. What is there to frustrate again? You are already frustrated!

kateflow, i once had a buddy in that particular barrack (base) and on the few occassion that i visited, my eyes saw!

ask barrackboy, am sure i caught him pants down, that is y he has not said a word since.

it looks lik frenzy and michellin89 seems to be onto something, they av been speaking english, italiano etc just because some sexy girl needs some mad african shagging!

wats up wit u guys? una knw each other frm milano? abi una be customer for that side?

@freeze or Iceblock, your message was directed at Mechellin89 aight?

Ok, michellin i guess this guy is just telling you not to pour your personal frustration at other Nairalander.

He thinks u're exactly like your name michellin89 meaning you're fat,sloppy, rubbery and fibre skinned

Anyways don't mind him or ebos. If you need a guy, u can count on me. I think i'd preffer you to omosexy

I'd change your perception because you'd keep coming back for more.

At it again. Morning-to-din at my window unsure what to expect.

iwajay:

@freeze or Iceblock, your message was directed at Mechellin89 aight?

Ok, michellin i guess this guy is just telling you not to pour your personal frustration at other Nairalander.

He thinks u're exactly like your name <b>michellin89</b> meaning you're <b>fat,sloppy, rubbery and fibre skinned</b>

Anyways don't mind him or ebos. If you need a guy, u can count on me. I think i'd preffer you to <b>omosexy<b/>

I'd change your perception because you'd keep coming back for more.

Thanks for your explanation although I dey chop Italian in the morning, afternoon, evening and at night.  

Don't you know that the Michelin man has gone a diet? He is now muscular and fabulous just like me.  

Be like Omosexy? No thanks! She has too much fat for my taste. If I have to be like her, then I'll definitely need the fattening room of Calabar!  

michelin89:

and fabulous just like me. 

Dear michelin89, the best i made of your message is ,  you're fabulous. Hmn! that sounds juicy girl, you wann bring it on?

iwajay:

Dear michelin89, the best i made of your message is , you're fabulous. Hmn! that sounds juicy girl, you wann bring it on?

meet me on yahoo

my ID is on my profile!

Quite alright we are taxed twice as much by our inability to learn, three times as much by our folly. Refusing to be trained ultimately erodes power. I don’t need to convince large numbers of people to change; instead, I need to put up the annoyance of a good example. I know a cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, however, what is me, is quite separate from the not-me, and yet we wonder why there are conflicts of ideas. The conflicts begin with minds that believe in crumbling and are ignorant of whole truth. Now I'm vindicated.

@dauda



barrack boys don suffer for ur hand

@Kateflow

u are 12 and I am 6.5yrs  


na now i know say u be baby

ebos:

Quite alright we are taxed twice as much by our inability to learn, three times as much by our folly. Refusing to be trained ultimately erodes power. I don’t need to convince large numbers of people to change; instead, I need to put up the annoyance of a good example. I know a cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, however, what is me, is quite separate from the not-me, and yet we wonder why there are conflicts of ideas. The conflicts begin with minds that believe in crumbling and are ignorant of whole truth. Now I'm vindicated.

Word! Tis a pity this aint gon make sense to a some pips. Maybe ebos should also consider dishing it out in Italian,

freezy:

Word! Tis a pity this aint gon make sense to a some pips. Maybe ebos should also consider dishing it out in Italian,

Abeg u nor even understand the post!

And why do I sense double ID here?

some guys here are 2 cheap,this omosexy sound like male to me.

Nadda. the post went down quite well. Its just that the Italian version would kina make more sense to some pips.

michellin, you av been watching too much milano films! Ebos is really grounded o!!!

I wonder why this freezy guy is suddenly beginning to playa hate. he wants to convert all the conversation to Italian so he can monopolize michelin. Michelin I'm sure this freeze guy is just another Maga.

Never mind i would not relent in my aim to change your perception of Naija guys. I'm sure by the time we're through, you'd start a new thread tittled, Naija boys don't suck in bed.

Michelin89