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The Bastard Fingered Me 1st by harrysmith122: 12:23pm On Jun 13, 2011
Man goes to doctors
I’ve been raped by an elephant
Doctor looks & says
funny, ur ass is 10? wide
but an elephant’s cock is only 3? wide
Man replies yes, but
the bastard fingered me 1st

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Re: The Bastard Fingered Me 1st by Dyt(f): 1:12pm On Jun 13, 2011
Blinks
10?
3?
Manipulated 1st?
Re: The Bastard Fingered Me 1st by Nobody: 4:38pm On Jun 13, 2011
ahahahaha NL and its fukced up censoring.
manipulated = fing.ered
Re: The Bastard Fingered Me 1st by Dyt(f): 4:52pm On Jun 13, 2011
Now i get it
ouch dat must hurt

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