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| Drowning The Bastard.... by mcevans1(m): 6:18pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!". The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit". The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina." The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper". So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises. The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted. The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!" |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by Nobody: 6:29pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Ma friend dis isn't joke. U're simply being silly! |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by toygod2: 5:31am On Jul 05, 2012 |
THIS HAS GOT ME WHOOPING BIG TIME.......Professional sex idea BUT OP, THIS IS THE TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF INTIMATE JOKES DEY ARE TALKING ABOUT IF MODERATOR MUKINA CATCH U, EH! I NO KNOW NO DEY OOO MUKINA , D IRON LADY 1 Like |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by Lagusta(m): 11:04am On Jul 05, 2012 |
Dis is really funny, but beware, the fear of being MUKINALIZED........ 1 Like |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by toygod2: 5:04am On Jul 06, 2012 |
CANT KIP MY EYES OFF READING THIS,OVA N OVA AGAIN.......GUD WORK 1 Like |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by mymen(m): 2:21pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
50% funny |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by mcevans1(m): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
toygod2: CANT KIP MY EYES OFF READING THIS,OVA N OVA AGAIN.......GUD WORK Thanks Bro... |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by mcevans1(m): 7:04pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
mymen: 50% funny Thank you very much, This is a good tip for me and i will continue doing my best |
| Re: Drowning The Bastard.... by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
choi! Omoh! See joke!  lwkm! Hehehehehe!  |
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