A colleague of mine told me about a lady he met at the club a while back. He danced and shared a couple of drinks. He met with her again the next weekend and they decided to go a step further. He took her to a hotel and just as he was pulling up to the parking lot, this conversation came up:
Lady: Don't tell me you are taking me to this hotel!
My friend: Yes i am, don't you like the place?
Lady: No i don't, let us leave and look for another place
My friend: But what do you have against the place? It looks nice, decent and i bet the rates would be moderate
Lady: I just do want us to stay here!
My friend: But you must a serious grudge against the place to get this worked up?
Lady: I don't have any grudge, it's just that all the beds in the hotel squeaks when you are on it
My friend: 
Lady: Sorry! that was a slip of tongue

So the joke is not here? Where then is it?

she peed it away! >cant you see?<

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where is the joke. am having a big headache,
next.

if u did get the joke, then i think a headache is not the only thing u should be complaining of

mikuz:

So the joke is not here? Where then is it?

u sure u are looking in d rite place?

^
Of course! I think you aint even asking the right question.

mikuz:

^
Of course! I think you aint even asking the right question.

so what do u think d question should ve been? This question was the same one the person it happened to asked me.