This is is needed by a lot of people


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPylqS01qU

cumoverna:
U wan learn

I no dey run soapy...

Kollins11:


You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

hahaha my mama is guilty of this too,she never wants me to rent too until i had no choice but to leave

Go and sin no more, but as you dey go, Moto go jam you!

Damn!
All those people condemning masturbation doesn't know anything, masturbation is very good infact so sweet when you use Vaseline as lubricant

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

Swears…your mama know what up,girls wey dey outside now no gree make broke nigga like us see Toto Bleep

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

This thread made my day. Laughed like a mad man

Mhykel217:



she just said it outta love..for d fact that you're her son. She go dey reason am inside her u fall her hand dude

100% fall hand

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

lolz.

Go and marry.

Wetin be this one now?

So what should we now do

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

Chai, you need a psychiatric check. There was this mad man in my villa then that was always pulling his third leg eachtime he saw a woman passing by. Na too much masturbation cause am. He is dead now sha...please this is disgusting and embarrassing too! Try to fix your mind on productive thoughts.

Haakeem:
clown, this sound so weird.

and he even pour chai

Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn!

I once masturbated in class...

Sneaky...

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other...

Cracked me so hard.
Be my girl already

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

seriously

If you can't control your sexual urge you have problem o

Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“

;Dseriously bro i cant stop laughing

very funny thread

Kollins11:


You know how many times, my mama don catch me with woman pants down. Asin.. I and the girl dey completely naked.

She go almost wan chase the girls out with their unclothedness. She don tire to dey warn me and yet she no want make I go rent my own apartment.

Its her fault actually, the bible said train up a child in the way he should go

Having sex with a prostitute is far better than masturbation.

#SAY NO TO MASTURBATION

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

This is one of the reason Buhari no wan sign electoral bill

GuyWise101:

Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I carry my Vaseline enter bus

u no go keee me wit laf

Kingjames:
Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend

this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc

pls help

*not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet

None.
Doing any or all of those won't hurt anyone. They are not sins.
They are just habits that may get you addicted to them.

Kingjames:
Please which is a lesser sin : Masturbation, sex with a prostitute or with a girlfriend

this konji of mine won't hear word and am entangled with Religious doctrine etc

pls help

*not financially and emotionally ready to marry yet

Your problem is entanglement with religion and not Christ. I don't blame you guys I was once like that 13 years ago masturbation brought me to the same level its bringing many of you, the level of an animal, Sin will always debase, it reduces Gods glory, a man masturbating in an open place and doesn't see the shame in it.

Anyway 2008 I got entangled with Jesus and my entanglement with masturbation was broken.

Even animals have some level of decency

Sin will always put man in the level of animal

Vinnie2000:
OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear.

But him no be celeb.......he is a nobody so him no go trend

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

I tell you

How can people masturbate then go about their business.

Niggah you just ejaculated, go shower cos when you sweat, the odour go bad.

Disgusting.

Haakeem:
clown, this sound so weird.

Omo this one no be ordinary something
Aje

There are a lot of dirty sick people in town.

iInjureHerYansh:
Cracked me so hard.
Be my girl already

Teach me to be a spammer?

please, let us repent and turn from our evil ways. The day of reckoning is at hand. Sin kisses kiss, but sin leads to destruction.