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Before And After Marriage by brimbrack(m): 2:48pm On Aug 02, 2007
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.
 
She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.
Re: Before And After Marriage by babake81(m): 1:18am On Aug 04, 2007
This is simply hilarious grin grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by aikmamah1(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2007
This is simply hilarious grin grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by dominobaby(f): 8:42pm On Aug 05, 2007
Lol.
Re: Before And After Marriage by Ndi(f): 11:11am On Aug 06, 2007
This is good! it really clicked from top to bottom and from bottom to top! smiley
Re: Before And After Marriage by coolkaboom(m): 3:07pm On Aug 06, 2007
very funny, it sounds familiar though , angry angry angry
this is plagiarisation , haba
ole , barawo
Re: Before And After Marriage by arshy(m): 4:17pm On Aug 06, 2007
that got me laughing
Re: Before And After Marriage by lauryn(f): 5:26pm On Aug 06, 2007
hehe! nice one grin grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by Nobody: 5:37pm On Aug 06, 2007
very nice
Re: Before And After Marriage by efuah(f): 11:44am On Aug 07, 2007
yea funny n true
Re: Before And After Marriage by efuah(f): 11:45am On Aug 07, 2007
yea funny
Re: Before And After Marriage by LuUmBiOn2(m): 11:58am On Aug 07, 2007
, and this is some funny shit.

But it aint always like that!


One love
Re: Before And After Marriage by Carlosein(m): 12:30pm On Aug 07, 2007
@LuUmBiOn2
But it aint always like that!

are you sure!
Re: Before And After Marriage by Aiphie(f): 4:48pm On Aug 07, 2007
Welldone O jare.Dt wz 4ny
Re: Before And After Marriage by marlet01(m): 5:00pm On Aug 07, 2007
Lovely

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