I visited my father's hometown with my distance cousin or best friend from secondary school, though his mum is from my father's side just two neighborhood village along the road ,my aunt got married to this my cousin or I'll say best friend side and this my aunty husband have a younger brother who I'll talk about his daughter . So I stayed in my cousin or I'll say best friend side for two weeks.
I and my cousin been bored to hell for two days before the fun begin ,one sunny afternoon I went to return the bottle of drink my aunt husband gave my cousin and I ,I met this dark beautiful girl we made eye contact and I left , unfortunately she came with my aunt husband 'younger brother who is her dad'.
I told my best friend about it he said "I dun Bleep am before but nah quickie her papa dey over protective and nah last year before we enter school sha " and it's true the girl dad gave us a headache. So I told my best friend I'll like to have my own share too mind normal guys parole nah .
"I dun bleep my best friend sister b4 but he didn't know about it till date cause nigga gon kill me"
On a blissful evening this girl sounding rude or will say acting disrespectful to my cousin and I was there with them “so I just cap am straight up say she know dey look face before she follow person talk say him resemble him mate or we resemble her mate "I just gave her a warning and later calm her down say no be so Dem dey follow person talk ,my cousin was saying “ leave am nah so Dem dey do if Dem dey follow Dem talk ".she was laundering at that time I told her should I bring mine but she replied no she's done , later that evening I told her to come sit near me which she reply "why should I ".I close the conversation with her immediately.
The next morning after having brunch because we ate late and woke up late the next morning I saw her in my cousin grandma quarters I walk through and hold her on the waist telling her wassup and left not know the step grandma saw everything and called me " mad man ashawo " in Ibo dialect she was talking to my cousin at that time, he told bout it himself .
she started behaving girly and touchy around me and sometimes hold my hand on frequent occasion but I didn't have sex with her only the normal romance and stuff like that , but the fact here is I can't date her because my cousin have slept with her and I myself will want to “chop and clean mouth to" like the saying goes “ if you want to cheat on him don't cheat on him with his fellas", like I will say if it was with other guys I won't be bothered but it was with my cousin , I'll say this girl liked or will I say loved me dearly but I'm kind of feeling the same for her but I'm really sure the relationship will not work cause I can't lived with the fact my cousin quickie her and I'll want to have my share and move on.Cousin told me she's a better girl for me and this doesn't comes from my cousin mouth easily.

Can someone please summarise this passage in 2 sentences for me??

Medianna:
Can someone please summarise this passage in 2 sentences for me??

Dude is falling in love with a girl his cousin have had sex with.
Dude dont want to love her as he didn't like the fact his cousin have had sex with her.
Dude now in a dilemma of what to do

SurvivorM:

Dude is falling in love with a girl his cousin have had sex with.
Dude dont want to love her as he didn't like the fact his cousin have had sex with her.
Dude now in a dilemma of what to do

Jesu!!
Dude wants to knock my brains with too much epistles.

Thanks really

Dude I can only imagination your confusioning.

The cycle of complicated touch of relationship mirage continues

Thanks to that gee up there for ur summary
Ah ah

you want to "chop and clean mouth"

but your future doesn't have no table or purpose. see your nonsense writing, i blame the girl though... i hope her father catches you and cut off your smelly mouth you want to clean.

Dreadlock69:
I visited my father's hometown with my distance cousin or best friend from secondary school, though his mum is from my father's side just two neighborhood village along the road ,my aunt got married to this my cousin or I'll say best friend side and this my aunty husband have a younger brother who I'll talk about his daughter . So I stayed in my cousin or I'll say best friend side for two weeks.
I and my cousin been bored to hell for two days before the fun begin ,one sunny afternoon I went to return the bottle of drink my aunt husband gave my cousin and I ,I met this dark beautiful girl we made eye contact and I left , unfortunately she came with my aunt husband 'younger brother who is her dad'.
I told my best friend about it he said "I dun Bleep am before but nah quickie her papa dey over protective and nah last year before we enter school sha " and it's true the girl dad gave us a headache. So I told my best friend I'll like to have my own share too mind normal guys parole nah .
"I dun bleep my best friend sister b4 but he didn't know about it till date cause nigga gon kill me"
On a blissful evening this girl sounding rude or will say acting disrespectful to my cousin and I was there with them “so I just cap am straight up say she know dey look face before she follow person talk say him resemble him mate or we resemble her mate "I just gave her a warning and later calm her down say no be so Dem dey follow person talk ,my cousin was saying “ leave am nah so Dem dey do if Dem dey follow Dem talk ".she was laundering at that time I told her should I bring mine but she replied no she's done , later that evening I told her to come sit near me which she reply "why should I ".I close the conversation with her immediately.
The next morning after having brunch because we ate late and woke up late the next morning I saw her in my cousin grandma quarters I walk through and hold her on the waist telling her wassup and left not know the step grandma saw everything and called me " mad man ashawo " in Ibo dialect she was talking to my cousin at that time, he told bout it himself .
she started behaving girly and touchy around me and sometimes hold my hand on frequent occasion but I didn't have sex with her only the normal romance and stuff like that , but the fact here is I can't date her because my cousin have slept with her and I myself will want to “chop and clean mouth to" like the saying goes “ if you want to cheat on him don't cheat on him with his fellas", like I will say if it was with other guys I won't be bothered but it was with my cousin , I'll say this girl liked or will I say loved me dearly but I'm kind of feeling the same for her but I'm really sure the relationship will not work cause I can't lived with the fact my cousin quickie her and I'll want to have my share and move on.Cousin told me she's a better girl for me and this doesn't comes from my cousin mouth easily.

My head is paining me , your cousin married your sisters aunt

SurvivorM:

Dude is falling in love with a girl his cousin have had sex with.
Dude dont want to love her as he didn't like the fact his cousin have had sex with her.
Dude now in a dilemma of what to do

Bless you

Are you writing a novel?

Medianna:
Can someone please summarise this passage in 2 sentences for me??

So what advice are u actually looking for again