So last couple of weeks, as I was thinking of leaving the country for a couple of years till I see the changes the new president will bring. I decided to go to lekki conservation center to relax that is how I met this UK based beautiful lady, I saw her sitting alone and I went to sit with her, I was even expecting her man to come and chase me from beside her only for me to open my bag and one useless monkey just jumped on me(if you have been to lekki conservation center you will know about those notorious monkeys) and ate my snacks(I brought the snacks because things are over priced at the place you know na as a real ijebu boy) that was how we started a conversation and then I discovered she came alone(maybe that's Gods plan) which is very rare because people usually come in group to the place.

That's how we got together and we were moving around and we had a nice time for like 2 to 3 hours and when it was time to leave to my surprise she refused to give me her number, I refuse to perturb her and I got her Instagram handle, I was ashamed to follow her because my account on Instagram was reported and deleted by Instagram so I had to open a new one, now I have an Instagram with 37 followers no one will be impressed with that lol. And again her Instagram was blank with no picture at all and no profile pics. I reluctantly followed her and she followed back.


So I waited for a week then I chatted her up and our conversation has been smooth.


So now my problem is how do I impress This girl? Shes a British citizen and you know what that mean, she can aid my JAPA movement.


I already made a beautiful song for her which I believe is making her fall in love right now although she has not replied since I sent her the song lol. Maybe she finds it horrible lol.

If you have dated a lady higher than your standards please how did you get her to like you?

Below is the video of the freestyle I sent no insult please.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx7aFeNRErw

I hate to break this to you, but maybe it might make you feel better.

The vast majority of times a guy tries to impress a woman, it doesn't end well..

So just realize most of your efforts are probably going to wind up in failure. And the sooner you realize this, the better.

Impress no one but yourself.

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Why do you think she’s higher or richer than you
Because she’s British?
Or she speaks well?

Just screw her well with your dick......

That's the only thing that can satisfy or make every woman in this world truly happy.....

Women don't use fvck to play......

Following

If I were u I will just be myself

I don't even know if you are losing focus or just want to be catching cruise

@Iamdbull

WTF is that song, look let me be straight, the song is wack, no ill feelings bro, and you don't come out to tell a girl you love her, for fvck sake she knows that by the attention you're showing and the efforts you're making to strike conversations.

A real bro, ask a woman on a date in a place she's comfortable with and they TALk, get to know her first, her aspirations and plans for life. Check up occasionally and use your phone to fix dates and NOT exchange information, guys who demonstrate servility always want to be liked and do all this childish stuff, allow a lady to show interest too, then your actions can now mean something to her.

What you're doing is placing the cart before the horse, what if she has values you don't subscribe to or preference that goes against your faith or codes you live by?

At the moment you're acting like someone who's Hot, take a break and allow her reciprocate, if she doesn't let it be. Relationship takes two willing people to make it work.

Buy her a flower or a book if she likes reading, you don't need to go overboard .

Modified Just read your write up, bro be yourself.

aimmoney9:
Just screw her well with your dick......

That's the only thing that can satisfy or make every woman in this world truly happy.....

Women don't use fvck to play......

Correct Guy man

You've composed a song already? Don't invest much so u won't get hurt just flow

Loyalty,love,care and attention

Loyalty, faithfulness and commitment....be grateful for her paying the bills

UK based means she’s richer than you?
Dude come to the UK and see many people begging for coins at the entrance of malls.

Who knows, u might even be richer than her.

Take her to Iya Ajara’s joint at Itire and buy her correct catfish peppersoup with cold snapp. Then ask for Fitts, it’s a hotel close to the place. Short time na 3k with AC there

After that, block her straight!

But if she has red paali, then u can give her ur life to impress her. Mbaise Leonardo D’Carpio

This your old school song no even make sense

Nawa

Are you related to airforceone? Una get similarities in jonsing

The same thing they offer us that are always richer than them... sex

Take is slow

D bull on the beats

Joeyzinho:
I hate to break this to you, but maybe it might make you feel better.

The vast majority of times a guy tries to impress a woman, it doesn't end well..

So just realize most of your efforts are probably going to wind up in failure. And the sooner you realize this, the better.

Impress no one but yourself.

Thumbs up

Nothing more than time and attention, sacrificing when is needed. Also, don’t demand what you won’t be willing to give when it’s time to reciprocate

kingPhidel:
Nothing more than time and attention, sacrificing when is needed. Also, don’t demand what you won’t be willing to give when it’s time to reciprocate

You have said it all and it should always be 50:50 or nothing!

Bc you don't improve on yourself and you also under estimate yourself, that's y you think a girl from UK is better and richer than you.

Mahn don't be too clingy bro, be confident and try not to show you mumu character.

If you think you can get her by buying gift for her then you're deceiving yourself.

If I tell you the number of British (also Canadian and American) women that I know that are searching for home base men, you will be shocked. The idea that she is better and must be impressed because she is British puts you below her. You don't do that. She is just like every other woman that happens to have British citizenship or a woman that happens to be black.

Just know that no amount of impressing her will work. Don't wait at the 10th floor when she hasn't even agreed to climb to the 1st floor. You've made your intention known, lock up and relax. Leave her abeg, or else you will disgrace yourself further and start regretting that you should have stopped earlier.

She doesn't like you, that's why she gave you her insta and not number.

Unless you're rich or successful, UK based Nigerian girls aren't checking for home based Nigerian men.

love ,care and capital DICK .check my signature

These children. Read your books you won't listen.