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Before It Starts by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 15, 2011 |
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts." The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts." She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute." The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . ." The man sighs and says, "It's started . . " |
Re: Before It Starts by mikuz(m): 2:09pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Where can one find the joke? |
Re: Before It Starts by MrBones2(m): 2:24pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
nice joke |
Re: Before It Starts by cynthoney(f): 6:52pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
mikuz: in your boxers! |
Re: Before It Starts by mikuz(m): 7:07pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Before It Starts by ARareGem(f): 11:06pm On Jul 15, 2011 |
not bad |
Re: Before It Starts by EFULEFU1(m): 3:27am On Jul 18, 2011 |
funny sha |
Re: Before It Starts by zealot4me(f): 9:43am On Jul 18, 2011 |
cynthoney: |
Re: Before It Starts by kodylicky(f): 11:16am On Jul 18, 2011 |
mikuz: cynthoney: @ Mikuz oya start searching quickly |
Re: Before It Starts by Alalabi(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2011 |
one shark up b4 d wife start third world war with am, infact it good make u knw d character of ur partner o |
Re: Before It Starts by mikuz(m): 11:51am On Jul 18, 2011 |
Mtchew |
Re: Before It Starts by EfemenaXY: 6:18pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
Nice joke |
Re: Before It Starts by KDK(m): 1:03pm On Jul 23, 2011 |
Efe, can u plz give me one bottle of beer before it starts? |
Re: Before It Starts by bright007(f): 1:23pm On Jul 23, 2011 |
Where is d joke?storms out angrily |
Re: Before It Starts by EfemenaXY: 12:04am On Jul 25, 2011 |
KDK: huh? I resemble Ekeate for your eye? bright007: try not to jam something on your way out sha |
Re: Before It Starts by Sophizzy(f): 5:23pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
Lol. |
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