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Before It Starts by SamMilla1(m): 1:24pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.' She gives him his beer. About 15 minutes later, he says again, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.' She does. A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer. The wife says, 'Don't you think you're drinking too much beer? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you've already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this.' The husband looks up and mumbles, 'Now it starts.' |
Re: Before It Starts by SeanT21(f): 1:50pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
I do not get the JOKE!!! |
Re: Before It Starts by jaymobb(m): 2:03pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
sam so u wan talk say u laff wen u read this joke abi |
Re: Before It Starts by Jeovy(m): 2:13pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
SAM,wetin dey start?maybe if you tell us,we go laugh |
Re: Before It Starts by folahann(m): 2:35pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Before it starts. . . . The man wants to drink enough before the wife starts complaining So give him a beer before the fight starts |
Re: Before It Starts by SamMilla1(m): 5:12pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
folahann: thanks fr the explanation. definitely he knows the wife was gonna complain about the beer. its good atimes to crack your brain before you understand some advanced jokes. |
Re: Before It Starts by folahann(m): 5:21pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
There are some jokes too that i don't easily get just like that I would have to read over and over to crack those diplomatic jokes |
Re: Before It Starts by jaymobb(m): 5:45pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
i tot jokes were suppose to be funny i just don't see the humor in this one husband wants to drink enough before the wife starts to complain |
Re: Before It Starts by truth2: 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
if u dont have humour then the joke forum aint 4 u |
Re: Before It Starts by cescky(m): 6:08pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Before It Starts by jaymobb(m): 6:24pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Re: Before It Starts by mykali(m): 6:47pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
and if starts whats gonna happen then . . . .? |
Re: Before It Starts by lexicon(m): 6:53pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
I want to make a comment b4 it starts . 9ce jock but brain cracking . lol |
Re: Before It Starts by Cayon(f): 6:56pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Sorry Sam, but you have to tickkle me for me to laugh. |
Re: Before It Starts by Abbygyal(f): 1:22am On Aug 11, 2008 |
@poster nice one |
Re: Before It Starts by jaymobb(m): 5:52am On Aug 11, 2008 |
Re: Before It Starts by StephenP(m): 6:01am On Aug 11, 2008 |
I guess that was funny |
Re: Before It Starts by spenchuks(m): 10:46am On Aug 11, 2008 |
Sam, i hope this is not one of the jokes u want to deliver in Holland? i'm afraid u will see urself in Nigeria in the next few hours |
Re: Before It Starts by tytylayor: 11:04am On Aug 11, 2008 |
can someone tell me whats been going on here before it starts hi sammy |
Re: Before It Starts by clemcykul(f): 11:49am On Aug 11, 2008 |
lolito thumbs up sammie, keep am rowln in heyy tyty omo dada where have u been |
Re: Before It Starts by tytylayor: 11:56am On Aug 11, 2008 |
was in beinjgin, preparing for this ongoin olympic o hw u dey |
Re: Before It Starts by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
ive been good and up doing so wat medal was awarded to u |
Re: Before It Starts by mohawkchic(f): 12:08pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
~He knew it was coming anyways so he was getting prepared !! |
Re: Before It Starts by tytylayor: 12:10pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
@clem sure gold medal in bla bla blaing |
Re: Before It Starts by SamMilla1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Cayon: tickles cayon |
Re: Before It Starts by tufe(m): 11:39am On Aug 12, 2008 |
sam don dey flirt sha |
Re: Before It Starts by newdeal(m): 6:30pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
@jaymobb; bros, na wa for you-o, 3 times, same posts! na by force say make you laff? if you no find any humor inside am, check outside, |
Re: Before It Starts by lexicon(m): 7:00pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Before It Starts by jaymobb(m): 7:49am On Aug 13, 2008 |
newdeal: for what una must tel me why una think say this joke funny |
Re: Before It Starts by chioya(f): 1:45pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
people wey think say this joke funny dey fear SAM MILLA becos hes d moderator. *dancing and singing, dry dry dry joke e no realm* |
Re: Before It Starts by SamMilla1(m): 5:52pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
@ chioya, i am not gonna explain this joke to you. crack your brain , you will surely get it. |
Re: Before It Starts by Jeovy(m): 6:43pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
what if the brain is already cracked |
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