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Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 12:37pm On Jan 19, 2008
you are the spokesperson
u want make dem invite bush come here?
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 12:51pm On Jan 19, 2008
you look more like a sudan refugee in chad !
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 12:53pm On Jan 19, 2008
Bush = Migines

Me i no want oh
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2008
good for you
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 1:13pm On Jan 19, 2008
Me, i don lockup oh
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:49pm On Jan 19, 2008
*still pondering*
"wet and hot"?
Come o. . . Is anybody pondering wat i'm pondering? Abi na me just dey misinterprete?
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 2:03pm On Jan 19, 2008
keep pondering till you end up in a pond.
then you wud experience wet and hot tongue
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 2:52pm On Jan 19, 2008
@Migines

U don get ur answer abi?
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2008
*ponder,ponder,ponder,ponder ponder
ponder,ponder,ponder,ponder

till you turn to ponderer*
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2008
. . . .words originating from the 15th child of Fela's 29th wife
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 8:20pm On Jan 19, 2008
. . . .quoted by baba suwes 4th child by the 19th concubine
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 10:48pm On Jan 19, 2008
. . . And there's another interpretation
blows meaning into clems left ear.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:00pm On Jan 19, 2008
Ure obviously lost.
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 11:05pm On Jan 19, 2008
ooops! so migs, how did your attack on George go?
why am i not reading any obituaries in the papers?
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 7:52am On Jan 20, 2008
clem u dey find trouble Ituen is offshore
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 8:45am On Jan 20, 2008
@mimi
why aren't your jokes coming anymore.
Just keep coming.
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:53pm On Jan 20, 2008
she's waiting for inspiration
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 4:38pm On Jan 20, 2008
. . . . from Fela Anikulapo Ransom-Kuti

OR


. . . . . Bob Marley
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 6:33pm On Jan 20, 2008
or stereoman
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 10:58pm On Jan 20, 2008
Can somebody tell me how to bring the moderators, and owner of Nairaland to the table. i think i've got some good cash and want to buy off this site; including Migines, ituen, saucekid. i also need to hire these strong men as bodyguards around my Mimiko whose beauty lately encloses my erudite heart, and clips my proud princely lips.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 6:39am On Jan 21, 2008
Nigg£r! Its sunrise wake up! u've got work to do. Get ur butt to d gate now!
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 9:27am On Jan 21, 2008
he's still under the influence of ganja
*him eye go soon clear*
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 10:09am On Jan 21, 2008
In his room watching CNN with a cup of Cappucino

Calls Migines and Saucekid in thier respective Executive Suites


b4 dat nonsene kid (Pope) reach gate do im daily duty, tell am to pack the dog shit wey dey for Dog house. Not because he and the dog are sharing bed space, shld he afford not to keep his own side of the bargain
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 9:50pm On Jan 21, 2008
D dog sef don dey bark say d guy dirty, na 4 d same reason doz pigs chase am comot 4 dem crib.
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 8:46am On Jan 22, 2008
lawdyyyy ol boy hahahahhaa chei pope na u be dis cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy rotfmlo grin
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 10:43am On Jan 22, 2008
@Miggy

Then we may have to move him. If the pigs and Dogs can complain, then his case is beyond redemption
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Jan 22, 2008
i bet it has grin
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 12:25pm On Jan 22, 2008
i even heard he has employed the services of tufe
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:14pm On Jan 22, 2008
Of c0s!
Birds of same feathers fu<k 2geda.
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 1:43pm On Jan 22, 2008
. . . harsh n raw words from a pastor. . . .
Re: What A Wife by tessybaby(f): 2:10pm On Jan 22, 2008
Migs na pastor?
no be genral u be?
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 2:37pm On Jan 22, 2008
na general pastor grin grin grin

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