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Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 11:11am On Jan 18, 2008
*wears singlet and palm fronds to the arena*
who wan beat my fashion sense
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 1:32pm On Jan 18, 2008
clemcykul:

wears bra and boxers to the arena
*patiently await contenders*

rips off clemcy's attire only to find out that she is a hermaphrodite


meeenn, chei. . . . my man Migines bin dey suffer for silence
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2008
waiting for more information
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 1:49pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ tufe
which information you dey wait for?
pervert
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 2:00pm On Jan 18, 2008
na ituen dey spoil me, so attack him undecided
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 2:08pm On Jan 18, 2008
so if ituen say make you pay for ashawo
you sef go count money pay abi?
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 2:53pm On Jan 18, 2008
Tufe go do am without even me giving him the thought
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 2:58pm On Jan 18, 2008
and he dey here dey point finger
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 2:59pm On Jan 18, 2008
saucekid, na you don dey preach against perverts heer, and see wetin you yarn.

@ituen,


no make i tell everybody where i see you yesterday, if not ur wife go leave you
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:03pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ tufe
i go forgive you sha since you don serve me well


i don increase your freedom material to one bicycle and one sachet of blueboat
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 3:06pm On Jan 18, 2008
SEE PAW PAW OO.

you never even talk how i go transport the scooter to you, and you ar talking of bicycle.

you fit buy bicycle tire
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:13pm On Jan 18, 2008
now i see you want to remain an apprentice forever abi?
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Jan 18, 2008
i'm a one man house standing alone. no recruits wanted. i'm the mordern day definition of the punisher
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:34pm On Jan 18, 2008
for your mind,you think say you strong
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 3:43pm On Jan 18, 2008
Dont mind Tufe

Person wey dey see cockroach, dey call naijagurly to come kill am for am. meanwhile im dey cry oh
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 3:53pm On Jan 18, 2008
your dead meat ituen, you've made me vex, hence your wife is next, not tessy oo. those house girls wey you marry
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 4:16pm On Jan 18, 2008
Horse like you.

U don run go pursue those poor girls again. U no fit even pity say dem carry ur future race
Re: What A Wife by tufe(m): 4:25pm On Jan 18, 2008
which girls again. u just bring out fantasies from your head. you think say me and you dey do the same runs.

dude i was on a date with sasha two days ago
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 4:55pm On Jan 18, 2008
Na now i confrim say u get M.P.D
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 5:18pm On Jan 18, 2008
LMAO.
beggars believe cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 11:18pm On Jan 18, 2008
storms arena wearing socks and pants.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 7:58am On Jan 19, 2008
. . .Lukn as shameless as ever.
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 8:29am On Jan 19, 2008
then cover your eyes, Sir!
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 10:57am On Jan 19, 2008
its dry man,dry i said
make it wet and hot ! tongue
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 11:02am On Jan 19, 2008
"wet and hot"? Wat xactly re u talkn about?
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 11:11am On Jan 19, 2008
Put Ify for boiling water.

Then if she no like am, make she re-apply for new interpretation
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 11:37am On Jan 19, 2008
wet and hot??
uhm. . . . . . . i dey think am another way sha
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 11:59am On Jan 19, 2008
How u see am? I dey listen. . . . . .
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 12:07pm On Jan 19, 2008
whispers to ituen. . . . . .you hear am?
Re: What A Wife by ifyalways(f): 12:24pm On Jan 19, 2008
hehe cheesy cheesy cheesy
ok lets hear the interpretations of the unknown tongue.

errrrrrrrrrrr i think sauce has the key. undecided
Re: What A Wife by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Jan 19, 2008
;d
Re: What A Wife by ituen(m): 12:30pm On Jan 19, 2008
Saucekid!!!!

Y u go dey whisper in arabic? Do i look like a Taliban?

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