Jeon:


Not everyone solve a problem with violence neither with speed.

Samakus:


What do you guys think? I should confront him or let it be?

VeryWickedMan:


Where is the violence in my suggestion?

VeryWickedMan:


Use eku gum to hold him there till night

Pour him hot water

Buy a dog

Buy a machete and make sure he sees it the day you bring it in. Practice cutting down a random tree branch so that he can see how well you use it.

Bleep your gf or olosho very loudly

Play porn at high volumes so amebos can see his face whenever they investigate

Arrange a calabash with red cloth or idols on your verandah

When next he comes, go upstairs and sit by his own door or verandah without saying a word

Jeon:






SORRY I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE. BETTER MOVE ON.

1F30M4:
When did this start? How long has this been going on?

Sucre6:
The man maybe suspecting you with his wife, maybe he always hurriedly rushes down to your varanda each time his wife goes down stairs to get stuff to see if she entered your room, u self loose guard, how can u be playing ludo with a married woman

On a second thought, he may he harmless as your varanda gives him that perfect spot to reason well.

But op all the same, stop all communication with the wife and make it very obvious, u will see him stop suspecting you, plus allow your girlfriend visit more often, with that he will know u don't have time for his wife.

Samakus:
Hi guys..

There's something I would like to have y'all's opinion about.

My neighbour, male, married with children, always leaves his house to come to my veranda and stand. Especially when I'm indoors or he suspects that I'm out of the house.

Overtime I have tried to check his motive and I can't seem to find any ulterior motive. He will just leave his flat upstairs, come to my flat's Veranda in the ground floor and stand there, moping at empty space. If I come out from my parlour, we will greet and he will hurriedly leave

I'm beginning to find it not so funny. Should I confront him? From my investigations, he doesn't do anything, doesn't peep, but just stay there and be moping, sometimes with a bottle of water in hand.

Why always the front of my crib? If he needs a thinking session, he can as well use another place. What do you guys think? I should confront him or let it be?

Edited....

He has a young wife who used to come down stairs when she's bored to play ludo OUTSIDE with me and my friends if they come around.

This man's behaviour made me to stop the ludo thing. I no get strength abeg.

My door is always locked by the way but I just want to have different opinions about why he's always in my veranda when he has a house and family to go to

Globad:


Put a small door at the entrance to your verandah.


Case closed

VeryWickedMan:


Use eku gum to hold him there till night

Pour him hot water

Buy a dog

Buy a machete and make sure he sees it the day you bring it in. Practice cutting down a random tree branch so that he can see how well you use it.

Bleep your gf or olosho very loudly

Play porn at high volumes so amebos can see his face whenever they investigate

Arrange a calabash with red cloth or idols on your verandah

When next he comes, go upstairs and sit by his own door or verandah without saying a word

Samade7:

U will share out of her jail term.

Samakus:


I should go and build door in an another man's property?

Samakus:
Hi guys..

There's something I would like to have y'all's opinion about.

My neighbour, male, married with children, always leaves his house to come to my veranda and stand. Especially when I'm indoors or he suspects that I'm out of the house.



Did you say you're playing ludo with another man's wife?

Overtime I have tried to check his motive and I can't seem to find any ulterior motive. He will just leave his flat upstairs, come to my flat's Veranda in the ground floor and stand there, moping at empty space. If I come out from my parlour, we will greet and he will hurriedly leave

I'm beginning to find it not so funny. Should I confront him? From my investigations, he doesn't do anything, doesn't peep, but just stay there and be moping, sometimes with a bottle of water in hand.

Why always the front of my crib? If he needs a thinking session, he can as well use another place. What do you guys think? I should confront him or let it be?

Edited....

He has a young wife who used to come down stairs when she's bored to play ludo OUTSIDE with me and my friends if they come around.

This man's behaviour made me to stop the ludo thing. I no get strength abeg.

My door is always locked by the way but I just want to have different opinions about why he's always in my veranda when he has a house and family to go to

VeryWickedMan:


Where is the violence in my suggestion?

Are you cooking up excuses to dodge the apology? You must apologize for capping trash here.

Samakus:


I should go and build door in an another man's property?

Samakus:


Few weeks now.

Twoclans:


Why exactly cant you put a door in another mans property.

I think that is your best solution if you do not feel like confronting him.

Just fix something that wont cost you so much.

VeryWickedMan:


Use eku gum to hold him there till night

Pour him hot water

Buy a dog

Buy a machete and make sure he sees it the day you bring it in. Practice cutting down a random tree branch so that he can see how well you use it.

Bleep your gf or olosho very loudly

Play porn at high volumes so amebos can see his face whenever they investigate

Arrange a calabash with red cloth or idols on your verandah

When next he comes, go upstairs and sit by his own door or verandah without saying a word make we dey see who go lose dis battle

1F30M4:


He wasn't doing that when you moved in? Harmless or not, that's pretty awkward. Doesn't he have a verandah in his flat? Omooo if na me shaa, I'll call the caretaker's attention to it. He could get a chair and sit in the open space, orrr am I to provide that for him lol. How on Earth am I supposed to feel comfortable with this kind of attitude? Problem no dey finish true true but no be for my doormot abeggg oo.

1F30M4:


He wasn't doing that when you moved in? Harmless or not, that's pretty awkward. Doesn't he have a verandah in his flat? Omooo if na me shaa, I'll call the caretaker's attention to it. He could get a chair and sit in the open space, orrr am I to provide that for him lol. How on Earth am I supposed to feel comfortable with this kind of attitude? Problem no dey finish true true but no be for my doormot abeggg oo.

bummyla:
Maybe your veranda is the coolest part of the compound, that's why everybody likes coming there. if you don't like him standing there, you can build an enclosure with mosquitoes nets and woods. Like in the picture attached. My Neighbor and his brothers are Yoruba nudists, they have to build this, so that no one can have easy access to their front door. No need to fight a good neighbor

Samakus:


Ok, thanks. I'm not the chatty neighbour type. I love my space

Samakus:
Hi guys..

There's something I would like to have y'all's opinion about.

My neighbour, male, married with children, always leaves his house to come to my veranda and stand. Especially when I'm indoors or he suspects that I'm out of the house.

Overtime I have tried to check his motive and I can't seem to find any ulterior motive. He will just leave his flat upstairs, come to my flat's Veranda in the ground floor and stand there, moping at empty space. If I come out from my parlour, we will greet and he will hurriedly leave

I'm beginning to find it not so funny. Should I confront him? From my investigations, he doesn't do anything, doesn't peep, but just stay there and be moping, sometimes with a bottle of water in hand.

Why always the front of my crib? If he needs a thinking session, he can as well use another place. What do you guys think? I should confront him or let it be?

Edited....

He has a young wife who used to come down stairs when she's bored to play ludo OUTSIDE with me and my friends if they come around.

This man's behaviour made me to stop the ludo thing. I no get strength abeg.

My door is always locked by the way but I just want to have different opinions about why he's always in my veranda when he has a house and family to go to