Makanike:


E get one new neighbor wey enter our compound last two months. He stays downstairs. Last week, I went down to share blunts in his place and we were drinking and gisting in our local dialect. Na so our female neighbor enter, this guy immediately start to speak queens English for me and pretends he doesn't smoke. I go speak Igbo give this guy, him go reply with English. After that day, I cut him off. I can't be rolling with SIMPathetic men.

You are a legend