aloib:

ok, i'm off to class people!! mwah, no plans of wknd yet omoeko

bye lovers

Later sweeeerie!

:DHail da Queen Babeelove, respect sistren. Well actually I took A&P in undergrad before, this particular one (of the Cranium and the neck) is ONLY for my special field, Thanks for the advise girl, don't worry I am really hitting these books darling,

I ginne nite nite now, I have to meet 2 new clients tomorrow and I need to impress oo, Nuff love Babeeeeeeee, but ah go com back tmorrow jes fo read yo chats g.al, Lard u ginne kill me ( but nah kill the people last chile oo, Mama has hopes fo me oo abeg )

@Aloib, all the best with ur classes sha,

@Moody, call me now so I can wish my sweetie nite nite,

BABEELOVE don come!!!!!!!!!!!!yipeeeeeee

BABEELOVE:

I turn ma back to change the diapers of a 700lbs gorrilla and come back to see a living room full of insomniacs!!!!

Na wah for una oh!
He he he he he he!  I am glad you are having fun!  Please do not fail oh!  A & P classes are the keys to  serious "shit" money anywhere in the world!


It is good for "christians"  to see Jisos before he comes again!  I tried by best honey!  Can you imagine "okporoko" smelling chimpazee in "Secrets of Victoria" with some serious bushy pubis symphisis? Gard Almarrry Mound Zion!!!!!

Moodylady!!!  How goes it? Do not listen to to much of CBR or---make you no fail oh with Nairaland in between!

Am fine just finish watching CSI , lol i can't fail oh, school is my one and only priority right now   and I just signed on NL releasing stress.
Am off tomm so just chilling for tonight , i can't stop listening to CBR even tho some of her songs her depressing

aloib:

ok, i'm off to class people!! mwah, no plans of wknd yet omoeko

bye lovers

Have fun oh, don't sleep of during lectures sha , see ya later

Islander:

:DHail da Queen Babeelove, respect sistren. Well actually I took A&P in undergrad before, this particular one (of the Cranium and the neck) is ONLY for my special field, Thanks for the advise girl, don't worry I am really hitting these books darling,

I ginne night night now, I have to meet 2 new clients tomorrow and I need to impress oo, Nuff love Babeeeeeeee, but ah go com back tmorrow jes fo read yo chats g.al, Lard u ginne kill me ( but nah kill the people last chile oo, Mama has hopes fo me oo abeg )

@Aloib, all the best with your classes sha,

@Moody, call me now so I can wish my sweetie night night,

I hear you!  Instigator!  At your service always!  Knock em dead is ma motto! See you around! Another student in the house!!!!

MoOdYLaDy:

BABEELOVE don come!!!!!!!!!!!!yipeeeeeee
Am fine just finish watching CSI , lol i can't fail oh, school is my one and only priority right now  and I just signed on Nairaland releasing stress.
Am off tomm so just chilling for tonight , i can't stop listening to CBR even tho[b] some of her songs her depressing[/b]Have fun oh, don't sleep of during lectures sha , see ya later

A little depression is good for the soul so you can appreciate the happy times!  Only depressed when I am broke!  You and this your CSI---which one of them?  Maimi? New York? I have never watched any of them because they are so many CSI in the movie stop when I browse through the aisles.  After a whole evening with Forensic Science on Court TV--CSI is off limits!   Enjoy though---whatever "bloats your goat"!!!!

Islander:

:DHail da Queen Babeelove, respect sistren. Well actually I took A&P in undergrad before, this particular one (of the Cranium and the neck) is ONLY for my special field, Thanks for the advise girl, don't worry I am really hitting these books darling,

I ginne night night now, I have to meet 2 new clients tomorrow and I need to impress oo, Nuff love Babeeeeeeee, but ah go com back tmorrow jes fo read yo chats g.al, Lard u ginne kill me ( but nah kill the people last chile oo, Mama has hopes fo me oo abeg )

@Aloib, all the best with your classes sha,

@Moody, call me now so I can wish my sweetie night night,

i will when am done

sorry folks---off to take a piss----bladder hurting!

lol eya sorry

Back again!  Had lunch too and an opportunity to check out whazzzzzzzzzzzzup in the "VIP" lounge! nothing to do for the next 2 hrs.  There is something inherently wrong when you cannot eat your food in peace---in front of these oyinbo pipo! I really felt like romancing my "shaki" this night!!!! ---I had to swallow it without doing full justice to it so these rednecks will not think I am eating a piece of "beach towel"----- Moodylady you still up?

Am here trying to call Naija , but it isn't going through

And what happened to Acidrop tonight that girl always made my night with all are silly jokes

MoOdYLaDy:

And what happened to Acidrop tonight that girl always made my night with all are silly jokes

I miss her oh! But please I think it is a well deserved break--from her punchlines! Gosh! Or her mom got mad and took away her computer having failed one of her tests on account of Nairalanding!!!!

Nigeria and funky network! You using a land line or a card?

BABEELOVE:

I miss her oh! But please I think it is a well deserved break--from her punchlines! Gosh! Or her mom got mad and took away her computer having failed one of her tests on account of Nairalanding!!!!

LOL she does need a break from NL , Nland can make some fail oh especially when addicted to the site

Nigeria and funky network! You using a land line or a card?

Am using a phone card oh but the phone kept saying With stop , don't even know what that mean

i miss her sunshade oh

the Steven Wonder one

MoOdYLaDy:


LOL she does need a break from Nairaland , Nland can make some fail oh especially when addicted to the site
Am using a phone card oh but the phone kept saying With stop , don't even know what that mean

Thank God Nairaland did not exist when I was "studenting"!!!!   I for fail tire!  Thank you jisos!  How in the world do you maintain a retentive memory for heaven's sake with all the thrash that you see here? ----------  

Singing:---agartha moses



What shall A say unto the lord?------All I gatz to say is thank you lord---thank you lord-- thank you ma lord---all I gatz to say is thank you lord!

Hi Henry! You are really turning me on! Lets go for a swim---what do you say!


_Dandaudu!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

MoOdYLaDy:


LOL she does need a break from Nairaland , Nland can make some fail oh especially when addicted to the site
Am using a phone card oh but the phone kept saying With stop , don't even know what that mean

You are being swindled---all your money don go be that!

henry007:

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

Orisirisi! I see you added the Liberace/Elton John cape of fire to your repertoire of fantasies! You go boy! Knock your self out! I am loving it! Could you please strip---let me see how hot you are down there?

u mean hard?

BABEELOVE:

Thank God Nairaland did not exist when I was "studenting"!!!!   I for fail tire!  Thank you jisos!  How in the world do you maintain a retentive memory for heaven's sake with all the thrash that you see here? ----------   Singing:---agartha moses



What shall A say unto the lord?------All I gatz to say is thank you lord---thank you lord-- thank you ma lord---all I gatz to say is thank you lord!

It isn't easy oh, that’s why I don't sign on during the day until my all work are done, only if I got no lectures that is where I spend some of my free time

During one of my lectures, I was so bored that I decided to check the recent post on nl through my sidekick, then I saw what your comment on how to make your marriage spicy, I was laughing so hard the white students looked at me like I was crazy, unfortunately I happened to be the only black student in that class, felt embarrassed  

BABEELOVE:

You are being swindled---all your money don go be that!

Orisirisi! I see you added the Liberace/Elton John cape of fire to your repertoire of fantasies! You go boy! Knock your self out! I am loving it! Could you please strip---let me see how hot you are down there?

Yes oh foolish people

henry007:

u mean hard?

Solid as a Phocking "chevrolet" Rock!   What size of shoes do you wear?

MoOdYLaDy:

It isn't easy oh, that’s why I don't sign on during the day until my all work are done, only if I got no lectures that is where I spend some of my free time

During one of my lectures, I was so bored that I decided to check the recent post on nl through my sidekick, then I saw what your comment on how to make your marriage spicy, I was laughing so hard the white students looked at me like I was crazy, unfortunately I happened to be the only black student in that class, felt embarrassed 

Yes oh foolish people

Oh that feeling--I was the only black in my class too and it did not phase me at all!  Knock em dead!  You are a doggone Nigerian for heaven's sake---As for that thread---it has been seriously thrashed---and I am bored with it!  I think I will take it to another thread to continue!  Na that Thief-of-Hearts I dey wait make them unban!  +osisi is not fun at all---with her religious bullshit! I really used to like the babe because in all honesty, she could carry out a conversation unlike most timid females in Nairaland. But my God, when she decided to treat me like one of her doggone illiterate sister-in-laws, all hell was going to break lose. Forgetting that I am a female too? There can never be two bitches PMSsing in one house, for you know what is going to happen.

Davidylan--I think I have totally lost taste of!  So your buddy TOH is a welcome change in arse!   I get bored with seeing one arse for too long!

Oh let Henry be!  I think I am falling in love with him!

um so u can dump me like u did b4?

BABEELOVE:

Solid as a Phocking "chevrolet" Rock! What size of shoes do you wear?


Oh that feeling--I was the only black in my class too and it did not phase me at all! Knock em dead! You are a doggone Nigerian for heaven's sake---As for that thread---it has been seriously thrashed---and I am bored with it! I think I will take it to another thread to continue! Na that Thief-of-Heart I dey wait make them unban! +osisi is not fun at all---with her religious bullshit!

It doesn't really bother me about been the only black oh but i just didn't like the way all eyes were on me , i get shy in public .

That thread is boring now jare, especially with osisi born again talk and sissy david  . lol TOH aka fake chemist, that girl will not show up even if she gets unban only if osisi is online at the same time. she known has a chicken but goes on YIMs to talk rubbish!!!!!!!!she makes me want to vomit  

Oh let Henry be! I think I am falling in love with him!

henry falls in love with everyone

henry007:

um so u can dump me like u did before?

I am so sorry---you know you take getting use to!   And I did not want to play hard to get for too long!  I like a good chase in the beginning.  I am so glad you did not give up!  I promise to make it up to you!

_blushing!

How could I resist your "flaming" charm?   And boy you know my weakest and softest "spots"---it is that time of the night when my hormones are raging with wild passion!   Please help me.

MoOdYLaDy:

It doesn't really bother me about been the only black oh but i just didn't like the way all eyes were on me , i get shy in public .

That thread is boring now jare, especially with osisi born again talk and sissy david  . lol TOH aka fake chemist, that girl will not show up even if she gets unban only if osisi is online at the same time. she known has a chicken but goes on YIMs to talk rubbish!!!!!!!![ she makes me want to vomit 
henry falls in love with everyone

Christain that believes in juju?   Or mother Teresa that runs around half naked on Nairaland?  Typical Naija born again christain that prays and phocks with the same bible between her legs!----After juicing the bloody bible with "scum" and "shit"!  Useless idiot!  At least most normal people have various interests here on Nairaland--but +osisi "busy body" mama will circumlocute around religious/romance-sexuality and political sectors looking for someone to "phock"---say im dey preach bible---Mother Teresa in "Secrets of Victoria"----What an eyesaw!!!!  Like she has children on Nairaland she can boss around---What an antelope!

Check out her parabolic maradona flirting skills in the local dialect---in Culture/Tribalism Section ---romancing all the "akpu" swallowing folks in there!!!!!   Real "Ashy Champion"--- This one don sleep all the "Okonkwos" for thia finish!  Useless Idiot!  First class village "ashi"!!!  That dimka is not retarded afterall--he can spot ashewo in his sleep! I did not hide my own case    But +osisi wonder--I could not believe it. This Pilas/dimka of a guy na real prophet! Real Village wrapper tying "ashi"!!! Kai!!!  Appealing to all the village elders plus Igwes in Nairaland! Okonkwo style----for women in wrappers and Ojas--with black thread plaited hair and charcoal lipstick--smelling of Okporokop-in Fredricana of Nnewiwood lingerie--line!!!!  Nonsense!!!!

As for that TOH--if there is anyone I cannot stand in this Nairaland it is that TOH! Ugly gap-toothed bitch!  Her own gap tooth is larger than that of IBB's---when she take lie and gossip all over Nairaland! On 4 phocking occasions, that bitch just appeared from nowhere in this Nairaland and started her mess--serious attack go rub the baba (OBJ) head with im nauseating elephantisis boobs to get me banned!  This time again the same thing!  I say no way---we will go down together! Make she come back.   I am sure she has another name by now.  But you know she cannot make 5 sentences in her "romantic" ashewo "Bworda mi" dialect.  She will show herself one way or the other.  I am waiting for her arse!  WTF!!! At first I was intrigued by her name.  

I ask myself "who is this babe that is called thiefs-of-hearts"? Wonderful!!!! How she dey do am?----me too wan thief hearts oooooooooooh! Heeeeeen!   When I discovered the nature of this bloody country-side Jebako-Amebo, I was like---WTF!  Yet to thief one heart including her own!   With the ashewo on credit waka waka!  Come involve +osisi and davidylan inside.  I say na die!!! WTF!!!!  Please have her unbanned   ooooooooooooooh!!!  --because when she was licking your ears-  and speaking that "funny medieval abi na renaissance" language it was okay then!----Nigerian language of romance --Una don fight?---[/b]She no give [b]baba the correct thing anymore?  Nigerian politics!!! Nairaland "friendship"!!!! He he he he he he he he!!!  I dey hail! Friend today--enemies tomorrow!!!


I have never encountered a busier body than that TOH---- maroko midget with an arse like a GMC Yukon!!!! ---Madam Etteh--bottom power speaker of Nairaland. Davidylan will surely drown in that Lake Mead---as Napoleon sure met his waterloo!  Davidylan honey---you know you are not "beefy"---so enjoy that swim---do not drink too much of the "P" juice! He he he he he he he!   Gosh!  Irritating shrimps!

Infact iice should have been thief of hearts and thief of heart should have been called black "iice"---

That TOH?---Her soul is so black---that there is no salvation.   How do you just wake up and start attacking people all over Nairaland like you have yansh scattering pubic fleas!!!!  The girl dey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.  I no blame am! If my underwear had those interesting objects jiggling inside as a dey waka for Nairaland, I too willl have Legionaires disease!  HABA!!!-----------Belzebub!!!! Na Wetin!!! This chick pestered the hell out of me on Nairaland---begin speak one kain language not "hearable"----[/b]Bush idiot!  [b]Mgbati-feeling-funky of a midget!

As for Henry---He likes older women and I like young dudes so lets party!  Yes Henry---I am all yours tonight---Must be my lucky night for your hot rump----talk to me baby!

its my lucky day,baby come and give it 2 me,lemme have it, everything u need is wit me,COME AND GET IT HONI

henry007:

its my lucky day,baby come and give it 2 me,let me have it, everything u need is wit me,COME AND GET IT HONI

Oh my gosh!----blushing terribly!---my nipples are protruding through my leather jacket and I am about to lose my pantaloons--it is raining heavily down there!

Oh baby! Please put your hands under my blouse and feel my heartbeat! My poor old heart is pounding and I am about to go into V-Fib. Someone please locate the nearest AED in case I have a cardiac arrest and flat line!

BABEELOVE:

Christain that believes in juju? Or mother Teresa that runs around half naked on Nairaland? As for that TOH--if there is anyone I cannot stand in this Nairaland it is that TOH! I have never encountered a busier body than that maroko midget with an arse like a GMC Yukon!!!! ---Madam Etteh--bottom power speaker of Nairaland. Davidylan will surely drown in that Lake Mead---as Napoleon sure met his waterloo! Gosh! Irritating shrimps!

Foolish woman, i see why they labels we Christians hypocrites and as for TOH gosh no one understands my hatred towards her uglyass, i can't stand that biatch for a sec Nairaland Ashewo , i don't understand why a responsible young lady will allow a man to use pet name like gasoline, petrol but no TOH accepted those names!!!!!!!!!foolish girl
As far david, that useless fat ugly guy, he needs to apply for a gym membership!!!!!!!gosh his too wowo with pot belle, will highly advice him to stay with his slut TOH

As for Henry---He likes older women and I like young dudes so lets party! Yes Henry---I am all yours tonight---Must be my lucky night for your hot rump----talk to me baby!

henry na wa 4 u oh, what happened to acidrop hmmmm are u cheating on her  

she went out wit jayvin,how 'bout dat?

hmmm who told you that

MoOdYLaDy:

Foolish woman, i see why they labels we Christians hypocrites and as for TOH gosh no one understands my hatred towards her uglyass, i can't stand that biatch for a sec Nairaland Ashewo , i don't understand why a responsible young lady will allow a man to use pet name like gasoline, petrol but no TOH accepted those names!!!!!!!!!foolish girl

As far david, that useless fat ugly guy, he needs to apply for a gym membership!!!!!!!gosh his too wowo with pot belle, will highly advice him to stay with his slut TOHhenry na wa for you oh, what happened to acidrop hmmmm are u cheating on her  

Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!  I don die eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!  Moody!  You really know them well!  Please my own "pet name" na "pure water" oh!  Is it responsible enough?  Christians like +osis will make me crucify Jisos a second time!  The kind of christian whose cross is full of semen and vaginal fluid!  Come take am dey rub person say im wan pray?


As for that Thief of Hearts--I will wait till she comes back--I think I am going to have real fun with her retarded "mgbatious" Triple wide arse!  So Davidylan is fat eh?  he he he he he he he!  With pot belle too?  E don happen!  Thanks for the info----No wonder he can't get it going in the bedroom.  I actually thought he was a skinny dude?  No wonder he is bed and breakfasting in "Rochester" with all those old geriatic diaper wearing caucasians!  No wander im and +osisi get along wellu wellu---no so her husband for real life go be now!  Pot bellied pigs! He he he he he he!  This is fun!  No wonder Davidylan cannot get enough of my love---looking for a real woman for his "pillsbury dough boy" of a stomach and prick!  Now I know how to serve him better!  You have really given me the usefull info needed to lauch ma next attack!  As you know I am not a "YIMMER"---Everything will happen here on Nairaland!!!!!


There is going to be a serious showdown in "the gulf of Nairaland"  Everyone will have to be banned cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it is going to get uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!


HEY! YOUNG JOC!!!!

<sub>Meet me in the mall ------------------it's going downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

Meet me in the clup--------------------it's going downnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

Anywhere you meet me----------guaranteed it's going downnnnnnnnnnn!!!!</sub>

This is going to be sooooooooooooooooooooo fun!!!  So davidylan is a pot-bellied fat pig!  Oink! oink!  Okay Mr. Piggy Bank Fellow----I am all yours---come get some loving! ----just no mess for ma head!!!---------No wonder the guy farts a lot!!!!  Sexually frustrated pig!!!! I always suspected he needed a somewhat good "phock"--

Na wa ooooooooooo. Wats this obsession with TOH and David