The following are quotes made by Mohammad in the Hadith:

Yawning is from Satan (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509) - The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."

Yawning is from Satan and Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning (Volume 8, Book 73, Number 245) - The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah).  but as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him."

Satan stayed in the upper part of a nose all night (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516) - The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

A rooster crows because it has seen an angel and donkeys bray because they have seen Satan (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 522) - The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen an angel, And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a Satan."

Satan touches all human offspring making them cry (Volume 4, Book 55, Number 641) - Abu Huraira said, "I heard Allah's Apostle saying, 'There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan touches it.  A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan, except Mary and her child."  Then Abu Huraira recited: "And I seek refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan"

When praying while standing, Satan puts doubts into the person (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 324) - Allah's Apostle said, "When anyone of you stands for the prayers, Satan comes and puts him in doubts till he forgets how many Rakat he has prayed.  So if this happens to anyone of you, he should perform two prostrations of Sahu while sitting."

During sleep Satan ties knots at the back of the head (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 491) - Allah's Apostle said, "During your sleep, Satan knots three knots at the back of the head of each of you, and he breathes the following words at each knot, 'The night is long, so keep on sleeping,' If that person wakes up and celebrates the praises of Allah, then one knot is undone, and when he performs ablution the second knot is undone, and when he prays, all the knots are undone, and he gets up in the morning lively and man-lover, otherwise he gets up dull and gloomy."

Satan peed in the ear of a man (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492) - It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise).  The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose ears Satan had urinated."

Earthquakes and afflictions come out of the side of the head of Satan (Volume 2, Book 17, Number 147) - The Prophet said, "O Allah!  Bless our Sham and your Yemen."  People said, "Our Najd as well."  The Prophet again said, "O Allah!  Bless our Sham and Yemen."  They said again, "Our Najd as well."  On that the Prophet said, "There will appear earthquakes and afflictions, and from there will come out the side of the head of Satan."

Muhammad choked Satan for interrupting prayer (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 301) - The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him, No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him.  Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord!  Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.'  Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down humiliated."

Satan passes wind and runs so he may not hear the Adhan (call to prayer) (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 313) - Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan and when the Muadh-dhin finishes, he comes back;

redundant!

dont you have something new?

and how many times would one repeat that only the Quran is 100% reliable and true.the hadiths collections contains both good and bad and true and false hadith.not every hadith in hadith collections is necessarily true or from the mouth of the Prophet (sa)."sahih bukhari" contains may funny hadiths which cant be from the Prophet (sa) and some contradict the Holy Quran.


this topic is redundant because when i joined nairaland it was being discussed and after 8 pages,a member "bashy_demy" said:

bashy_demy:

@ShiaMuslim we have been on this and they never wanna hear the truth you ask them Question give them proofs but still they turn it upside saying if you are not in spirit you cannot understand

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-524918.224.html

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Shows you how silly Muhammad's fables were.

Absolute absurdities and unbelievable foolishness.

How can a sane person follow such a man

what does Muhammad (sa) got to do with those who compiled and fabricated hadith in his name? we have told you that in Islam only the Holy  Quran,the word of God given to Muhammad (sa) is 100% true and reliable because it was preserved word for word by both man and the power of God Almighty.

like the hadith records,what does God has to do with those scribes who falsified his word in the bible?

must you always act deliberately dumb and stu.pid?

Jeremiah 8:8
"'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely?

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You are losing the plot so fast, it is difficullt to keep up.

Keep on, going round in circles.

Muslim circular arguments , lol.

christians,christianity and their mumu-ism!

no matter what they do,it always leaks out on their heads!

^^^

Okay so you agree that some of your most respected and trusted Hadiths are corrupted , right

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

frosbel:

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Okay so you agree that some of your most respected and trusted Hadiths are corrupted , right

and for how long would you not realize that you have being deaf all the while?

for how long would i keep telling you that each hadith is treated individually and scrutinized to know if it can be accepted or rejected?there is nothing like "holy hadith book" but there is individual hadith that is holy!

when would you realize that if you do an islamic course on hadith in any high learning institution there is an entire science on hadith that muslim scholars use to determine the truthfulness or falsehood of a particular hadith.

the first condition must be that the hadith must not contradict the Holy Quran.

we have that to reach the truth,but what honesty and truthfulness does the christian have in knowing what is to be accepted from the bible,which is no different from hadiths reports and compilations/books,and what is to be rejected? furthermore,we see catholics having a bible with 73 books while protestants and other sects have bibles of 66 books!yet in both,you still find contradictions and errors.

The braying of a donkey indicates it has seen a devil

But Allah also calls his worshippers ignorant donkeys

Which means "Necta" & "Shiabobo" keep "BRAYING" because they are seeing the devil nonstop (thus living with him) unknowing they are on the side of satan

Truly Allah (concerning his worshippers) is all-knowing.

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

nuclearboy, this is quiet funnier don't you think.

^^

Do you honestly expect the humor of a cretin called a donkey by HIS OWN god to be funny to a human being?

The reason why you think it is funnier is because you ALSO are a donkey and "birds"
(donkeys) of the same feather (idiocy) flock together

As you read this, you are angry at me and want to harm me - Yorubas will say "Esu fe ya'e lo" - which is to say " satan wishes to borrow you".

So tell me Donkey, does he want to "borrow" you truly? Or is it his implied suggestions that a wise person used as a proverb? That's exactly what happened in the Bible there. But how can donkeys, murderers, allah approved liars and pedophiles be expected to understand decency especially after knocking their brains loose?

Go eat some grass, you ignorant jackass

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

No truly nuclearboy you need to read and have a good morning laugh!

Don't you think sweetnecta is hilarious!

Carry Goooooooooooooo! sweetnecta

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Don't tell me you believe all that gibberish about SATAN and Muhammad , lol.

Common we are in the 21st century not the stone age.

^^ of course he believes it - his brain was "expelled" 15 centuries ago.

@vedaxcool:

True, Necta is hilarious but I find allah much more hilarious - see the joke he is playing on you

1. Told you he's sending you all to hell
2. Called you ignorant donkeys who don't want to learn
3. Praised your greatest enemies as being learned and not proud
4. Told you in the quran that those of us who follow Jesus will be ahead of you.

The great deceiver has spoken - think about it

Make we norr deceive oursef - MUHAMMAD NA SHAITAN

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

3rd reading . . .

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This was a spiritual exercise , for example, SATAN tempts Muslims with 72 virgins and plenty of alcohol in Paradise, does not mean you are in Paradise even though we all know that such a place does not exist.

I cannot begin to explain scripture to you seeing that you are dead in your sins and need salvtion, only the Holy Spirit can help you.

"They are darkened in their understanding and separated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them due to the hardening of their hearts." - Ephesians 4:18

"Yes, they knew God, but they wouldn't worship him as God or even give him thanks. And they began to think up foolish ideas of what God was like. As a result, their minds became dark and confused." - Romans 1:21



But tell me , why are you dodging the original question, this is typical of Muslims and their circular arguments, they never respond to questions on the Quran or Hadith, instead they attack you.



Please tell us if you believe all the nonsense Muhammad said in the Hadiths as per below.


Yawning is from Satan (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 509) - The Prophet said, "Yawning is from Satan and if anyone of you yawns, he should check his yawning as much as possible, for if anyone of you (during the act of yawning) should say: 'Ha', Satan will laugh at him."

Yawning is from Satan and Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning (Volume 8, Book 73, Number 245) - The Prophet said, "Allah likes sneezing and dislikes yawning, so if someone sneezes and then praises Allah, then it is obligatory on every Muslim who heard him, to say: May Allah be merciful to you (Yar-hamuka-l-lah).  but as regards yawning, it is from Satan, so one must try one's best to stop it, if one says 'Ha' when yawning, Satan will laugh at him."

Satan stayed in the upper part of a nose all night (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 516) - The Prophet said, "If anyone of you rouses from sleep and performs the ablution, he should wash his nose by putting water in it and then blowing it out thrice, because Satan has stayed in the upper part of his nose all the night."

A rooster crows because it has seen an angel and donkeys bray because they have seen Satan (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 522) - The Prophet said, "When you hear the crowing of cocks, ask for Allah's Blessings for (their crowing indicates that) they have seen an angel, And when you hear the braying of donkeys, seek refuge with Allah from Satan for (their braying indicates) that they have seen a Satan."

Satan touches all human offspring making them cry (Volume 4, Book 55, Number 641) - Abu Huraira said, "I heard Allah's Apostle saying, 'There is none born among the off-spring of Adam, but Satan touches it.  A child therefore, cries loudly at the time of birth because of the touch of Satan, except Mary and her child."  Then Abu Huraira recited: "And I seek refuge with You for her and for her offspring from the outcast Satan"

When praying while standing, Satan puts doubts into the person (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 324) - Allah's Apostle said, "When anyone of you stands for the prayers, Satan comes and puts him in doubts till he forgets how many Rakat he has prayed.  So if this happens to anyone of you, he should perform two prostrations of Sahu while sitting."

During sleep Satan ties knots at the back of the head (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 491) - Allah's Apostle said, "During your sleep, Satan knots three knots at the back of the head of each of you, and he breathes the following words at each knot, 'The night is long, so keep on sleeping,' If that person wakes up and celebrates the praises of Allah, then one knot is undone, and when he performs ablution the second knot is undone, and when he prays, all the knots are undone, and he gets up in the morning lively and man-lover, otherwise he gets up dull and gloomy."

Satan peed in the ear of a man (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492) - It was mentioned before the Prophet that there was a man who slept the night till morning (after sunrise).  The Prophet said, "He is a man in whose ears Satan had urinated."

Earthquakes and afflictions come out of the side of the head of Satan (Volume 2, Book 17, Number 147) - The Prophet said, "O Allah!  Bless our Sham and your Yemen."  People said, "Our Najd as well."  The Prophet again said, "O Allah!  Bless our Sham and Yemen."  They said again, "Our Najd as well."  On that the Prophet said, "There will appear earthquakes and afflictions, and from there will come out the side of the head of Satan."

Muhammad choked Satan for interrupting prayer (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 301) - The Prophet once offered the prayer and said, "Satan came in front of me and tried to interrupt my prayer, but Allah gave me an upper hand on him and I choked him, No doubt, I thought of tying him to one of the pillars of the mosque till you get up in the morning and see him.  Then I remembered the statement of Prophet Solomon, 'My Lord!  Bestow on me a kingdom such as shall not belong to any other after me.'  Then Allah made him (Satan) return with his head down humiliated."

Satan passes wind and runs so he may not hear the Adhan (call to prayer) (Volume 2, Book 22, Number 313) - Allah's Apostle said, "When the Adhan for the prayer is pronounced, then Satan takes to his heels passing wind so that he may not hear the Adhan and when the Muadh-dhin finishes, he comes back;


If you cannot explain all the gibberish above, it means you are blindly following a false god called ALLAH.

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, [size=18pt]considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.[/size]

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

Fourth reading . . . frosbel how can anyone read the above and still have the face to frown

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Again you avoid the original question because you now how silly Muhammad's statements sound, even a kindergarten toddler will find it hilarious.

You cannot defend your prophet, can you, lol.

Still waiting for your explanation of those verses, stop getting desperate and childish,.

Educate us,

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

Fifth reading . . . = amazement laughter

^^^


Thank you for proving us right.


This shows that ALLAH is false , JESUS is LORD, AMEN.


I will create more articles in the future beginning with one today, about Muhammad's absurdities.


Love for Christ's sake.

FROSBEL

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

The other day I saw a video of a sheikh warning Muslims against disregarding Muhammad’s sunna, or the rules and customs the prophet prescribed for Muslims. To support his point, he read a hadith wherein Muhammad told Muslims: “When you wake up from sleep to pray, wash your hand before you put it in the ablution water, for you do not know where your hand has spent the night.”

Sheikh demonstrates how far up his rectum the rebellious man's arm was shoved for ignoring Muhammad's command

Then the sheikh told about a man who, upon hearing Muhammad’s words, deridingly said, “What, am I not going to know where my own hand has been?!”

This man woke up to find his arm--from hand to elbow--shoved up his anus.

The moral of the story? It is dangerous to ignore Muhammad’s words. The sheikh stressed the authoritative source of this anecdote, Sharh Sahih Muslim, and read its closing warning: “Thus let the mortal fear Allah and not make light of the sunna--for see what happened to this man for rebelling and mocking the words of the prophet.”

There is a reason why Islam’s guardians--past and present--always threaten Muslims to take the sunna seriously: Muhammad has said any number of bizarre or perverse things that naturally provoke abhorrence, if not laughter.

Let us examine just one: the notion of adult breastfeeding, or rida’ al-kabir in Islam, which started when Muhammad commanded a woman to “breastfeed” a grown man. Because it is contained in a canonical hadith, today, nearly 1400 years later, top Muslim authorities still advocate this perverse practice. After all, to reject it or any other canonical hadith is to reject the sources and methodology of usul al-fiqh--in short, to reject Sharia.

Now, let us connect the dots to see how the bizarre in Islam demonstrates the violent.

Consider: If Muslims are still compelled to be true to things like “adult breastfeeding,” simply because 7th century Muhammad said so, is it not logical to accept that they embrace their prophet’s even better documented and unequivocal words concerning the infidel?

Look at it this way: the issue of adult breastfeeding is embarrassing for Muslims; far from providing them with any sort of advantage or benefits, it places them, especially their women, in a ludicrous position (indeed, it is ranked first in this list of “top ten bizarre or ridiculous fatwas“). So why is it still a relevant issue among Muslims? Because Muhammad once commanded it. Thus, like it or not, Muslims must somehow come to grips with it.

What, then, of Muhammad’s other commandments--commandments that, if upheld, far from embarrassing Muslims, provide them with power, wealth, and hedonistic joys--that is, commandments that jibe quite well with mankind’s most primitive impulses? I speak of Muhammad’s (and by extension Sharia’s) commandments for Muslims to wage war (“jihad”) upon the infidel, to plunder the infidel of his wealth, women, and children, and to keep him in perpetual subjugation--all things that define Islam’s history vis-à-vis the non-Muslim.

In other words, the Muslim mentality that feels the need to address adult breastfeeding, simply because Muhammad once advised it, must certainly be sold on the prophet’s constant incitements for war and conquest.

Living in an era where the Muslim world is significantly weaker than the infidel world, and so currently incapable of launching a full-on offensive, one may overlook this fact. But the intention is surely there. One need only look to how non-Muslim minorities, especially Christians, are treated in the Muslim world--where they are persecuted, kidnapped, raped and ransacked--to be sure of it.

when ignorant people have nothing constructive to say they turn everything into comedy and foul language.

Sweetnecta:

@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?

sixth reading . . .

@Frosbel: You are becoming impossible to have dialogue with.
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Quote from: Sweetnecta on Today at 12:04:59 AM
@Frosbel can you proof to me that one of them is wrong, considering that Satan was cony enough to carry Jesus to the top of the mountain and then asked him to jump to his death so that he want to see if 'his Father' can save him. Did Jesus jump to disprove satan? Satan didnt stop there with Jesus, since he had drove him into the wilderness for 40 day [?] before.

Satan then took Jesus on a mountain again and showed him the whole world [how did satan do that, then you will know if satan was what they say Muhammad said about him in the hadith you listed above. Until you can disprove that satan didn't show Jesus the whole world from a mountain on earth, you cant even begin to analyze any hadith about satan, a being that you can see, and smart enough to challenge your God [read the bible, its your book]] and demand Jesus to worship him and the whole world he will give to Jesus. Did Jesus say to satan, i am your God, you should worship me or i destroy you now?

further satan then took some bread and said he will give Jesus to eat so that he is not hungry any longer since he had for hunger curse the fig tree before, if Jesus worshiped him. Did Jesus say to him, I am your God you should worship me right now, otherwise i will myself still in heave destroy you right here, even if myself on earth cant do do because i am powerless as i am standing here with you?

satan then made sure he let Jesus know it because satan went in inside Peter the rock of Jesus until Jesus called Peter satan himself.


Now with all of the above, do you know how satan operate, if Jesus was cajoled by him? so how do you dispute with Muhammad [as], the only one who came after Jesus so that the role of another comforter is fulfilled if Jesus was accurate, since it is :the prophet" who will do all of them, not Elijah because John was it, according to Jesus and according to John, he was not Elijah, and Jesus was the messiah of the children of israel?


The other day I saw a video of a sheikh warning Muslims against disregarding Muhammad’s sunna, or the rules and customs the prophet prescribed for Muslims. To support his point, he read a hadith wherein Muhammad told Muslims: “When you wake up from sleep to pray, wash your hand before you put it in the ablution water, for you do not know where your hand has spent the night.”

Sheikh demonstrates how far up his rectum the rebellious man's arm was shoved for ignoring Muhammad's command

Then the sheikh told about a man who, upon hearing Muhammad’s words, deridingly said, “What, am I not going to know where my own hand has been?!”[/Quote]Have you seen anyone who ever accurately described every minute of his sleep at night? If sleep is the little or temporary death, how is a person who died temporarily able to tell anyone what his hand did or not? A woman complained that he husband often slapped her in his sleep. When the loving husband heard this he apologized and said i dont know what i do in my sleep. Many people sleep walk. You must heard about sleep walk in britain?



[Quote]This man woke up to find his arm--from hand to elbow--shoved up his anus.

The moral of the story? It is dangerous to ignore Muhammad’s words. The sheikh stressed the authoritative source of this anecdote, Sharh Sahih Muslim, and read its closing warning: “Thus let the mortal fear Allah and not make light of the sunna--for see what happened to this man for rebelling and mocking the words of the prophet.”[/Quote]If a person claims he is a prophet of God, test his spirit of prophetic office by seeing if what he says comes to past. If it does he is truly a spirit from God. if one thing he says does not come to past, he is not a spirit from God. You should not follow him. This is from the Bible, spoken by Jesus it says. But Jesus promised a walking, hearing and talking another comforter to correct teach, lead, show, glorify. We have not seen such a person, instead it is God as a flaming tongue on pentecost that shows up.
Jesus promised he will be back with at least a disciple on earth. All of the 12 are dead and Jesus is still out there and you frosbel is waiting for him; you are neither a jew nor one of the 12 disciples. Jesus said "the Prophet" will come, while John is Elijah which John says he is not, Jesus is the Messiah. Where is "The Prophet"?



[Quote]There is a reason why Islam’s guardians--past and present--always threaten Muslims to take the sunna seriously: Muhammad has said any number of bizarre or perverse things that naturally provoke abhorrence, if not laughter.

Let us examine just one: the notion of adult breastfeeding, or rida’ al-kabir in Islam, which started when Muhammad commanded a woman to “breastfeed” a grown man. Because it is contained in a canonical hadith, today, nearly 1400 years later, top Muslim authorities still advocate this perverse practice. After all, to reject it or any other canonical hadith is to reject the sources and methodology of usul al-fiqh--in short, to reject Sharia.[/Quote]I completely say that the first bold is false, by saying that it disagree with the true SHARIA, the Quran. There is no place that woman and man are allowed to see each others unclothedness. My grown nieces I cant see their unclothedness. My mother and or my older sisters, none of them can see my unclothedness, now. The only one that can see my unclothedness is my wife. Breasts of a woman is part of her sex organ. Muhammad [as] will not permit a thing that is step 7 or 8 if sexual intercourse is step 10, while God says do not even come close to illegal sex. If the hadith exists, that is an example of fabricated hadith. If any school suggests it, thats an example of perverted hypocrites. If a woman goes along with, know that she is a community property and this is the outlet she has been waiting for to go for whats in her mind. If a man participated in it, know that is a man who is even worse than the woman.



[Quote]Now, let us connect the dots to see how the bizarre in Islam demonstrates the violent.

Consider: If Muslims are still compelled to be true to things like “adult breastfeeding,” simply because 7th century Muhammad said so, is it not logical to accept that they embrace their prophet’s even better documented and unequivocal words concerning the infidel?[/Quote]They love his words so much and rejected Jesus that the Bible written before his birth borrowed from the prophet yet unborn the word Infidel in the book of Timothy.



[Quote]Look at it this way: the issue of adult breastfeeding is embarrassing for Muslims; far from providing them with any sort of advantage or benefits, it places them, especially their women, in a ludicrous position (indeed, it is ranked first in this list of “top ten bizarre or ridiculous fatwas“). So why is it still a relevant issue among Muslims? Because Muhammad once commanded it. Thus, like it or not, Muslims must somehow come to grips with it.[/Quote]Muhammad [as] saying or as you put it commandment is sunnah at least, but not Fatwa. Fatwa is given by "scholars' thinking that he draws his statement [fatwa] from Quran and or Sunnah. The fact that you classify the 'breastfeeding' as fatwa tells me that Muhammad [as] has nothing to do with it.



[Quote]What, then, of Muhammad’s other commandments--commandments that, if upheld, far from embarrassing Muslims, provide them with power, wealth, and hedonistic joys--that is, commandments that jibe quite well with mankind’s most primitive impulses? I speak of Muhammad’s (and by extension Sharia’s) commandments for Muslims to wage war (“jihad”) upon the infidel, to plunder the infidel of his wealth, women, and children, and to keep him in perpetual subjugation--all things that define Islam’s history vis-à-vis the non-Muslim.[/Quote]Few days ago we posted hadith that Muhammad [as] says 'do not kill women [children, old people and those who are not fighting against you]'. you seem to have just thrown all of that away and want us to forget it exist, instead to follow your course of deceit. I know that you are trying hard not to fulfill your own promise to quit christianity if you find Jesus of the Bible lying. after many, you are here, once again going at it. After a while you we find that you can not speak the truth, because lying feels so much comfortable in your heart.



[Quote]other words, the Muslim mentality that feels the need to address adult breastfeeding, simply because Muhammad once advised it, must certainly be sold on the prophet’s constant incitements for war and conquest.[/Quote]it is now downgraded to advise. breastfeeding is now by some weird relationship is an incitement for war and conquest. Note to self; Maybe a man who is not have adult breastfeeding will command war; is that made George Bush go for Iraq?



[Quote]Living in an era where the Muslim world is significantly weaker than the infidel world, and so currently incapable of launching a full-on offensive, one may overlook this fact. But the intention is surely there. One need only look to how non-Muslim minorities, especially Christians, are treated in the Muslim world--where they are persecuted, kidnapped, violated and ransacked--to be sure of it.[/Quote]in the mid 1990s, Serbian killed there muslim brothers; the croats in animal slaughter fashion. The take on this by frosbel is that Milosevic is not a christian killing muslims for their religion. Incidentally until crusade and Spanish pogrom and Inquisitions christiams and jews advanced under the muslim authority.

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More confusion , you are almost completely lost , may God have mercy on you

Amin to the God having Mercy on me.

But where is the confusion, except that you simply laugh without saying anything?
People who laugh like that, the clinic ambulance comes for them with strait jacket in hand.