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Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 8:51am On Aug 17, 2011 |
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that." She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said. She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family." |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 8:57am On Aug 17, 2011 |
do u specialize in oldies? |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 17, 2011 |
Only If You were One! |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 9:46am On Aug 17, 2011 |
lolol i m actually not one, i look forward to it sha |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by olawalebabs(m): 11:05am On Aug 17, 2011 |
El, Old joke but still make me laugh |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:01pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Exits Thread |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 10:22pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
@ Stud U 4got ur shoes!!! Don't 4get ur shadow too Hw re u? |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:35pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
i'm good o malaria wan kill me but thank god BIN GBAGBO and EL GUAPO prayer no work whats'up with u too naw. . Hope u are alright |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 7:46am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Lolol thank God u re ok. Good morning |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 9:03am On Aug 18, 2011 |
morning u no wan give me your number abi *Reading my Bible* |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 9:08am On Aug 18, 2011 |
hahaha i added u on yim but u didnt respond abi no be u i add? |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 9:16am On Aug 18, 2011 |
u must have mistakenly added BIN GBAGBO not me o *seriously* my i.d is frank_stilwaters or give me yours lemme add u |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by olawalebabs(m): 10:15am On Aug 18, 2011 |
u must have mistakenly added BIN GBAGBO not me oif Bin hear that now, kasala go burst o, and you no get the stamina to withstand him. |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2011 |
i go try my best |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by chumakk: 5:11am On Aug 19, 2011 |
Am happy now that Studio is reading his bible as we try to teach him during sunday school |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
lol@ disgracing his family |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:37pm On Aug 19, 2011 |
chumakk: chumakk: no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by chumakk: 8:34am On Aug 20, 2011 |
Finish it, you are almost there. yes! I will tell your teacher that you have improved. They will move you into adult children section this siunday |
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:38pm On Aug 20, 2011 |
chumakk: mumu |
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