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Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 8:51am On Aug 17, 2011
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
grin grin
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 8:57am On Aug 17, 2011
do u specialize in oldies?
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 9:03am On Aug 17, 2011
Only If You were One! tongue tongue
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 9:46am On Aug 17, 2011
lolol
i m actually not one, i look forward to it sha grin grin
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by olawalebabs(m): 11:05am On Aug 17, 2011
El, Old joke but still make me laugh
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:01pm On Aug 17, 2011
Exits Thread cool
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 10:22pm On Aug 17, 2011
@ Stud
U 4got ur shoes!!!
Don't 4get ur shadow too tongue
Hw re u?
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:35pm On Aug 17, 2011
grin grin
i'm good o
malaria wan kill me but thank god BIN GBAGBO and EL GUAPO prayer no work

whats'up with u too naw. . Hope u are alright
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 7:46am On Aug 18, 2011
Lolol thank God u re ok.
Good morning
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 9:03am On Aug 18, 2011
morning
u no wan give me your number abi angry












*Reading my Bible* grin
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by kodylicky(f): 9:08am On Aug 18, 2011
hahaha
i added u on yim but u didnt respond
abi no be u i add?
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 9:16am On Aug 18, 2011
u must have mistakenly added BIN GBAGBO not me o grin

*seriously*

my i.d is frank_stilwaters

or give me yours lemme add u
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by olawalebabs(m): 10:15am On Aug 18, 2011
u must have mistakenly added BIN GBAGBO not me o
if Bin hear that now, kasala go burst o, and you no get the stamina to withstand him.
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2011
grin grin
i go try my best
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by chumakk: 5:11am On Aug 19, 2011
Am happy now that Studio is reading his bible as we try to teach him during sunday school
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2011
lol@ disgracing his family
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:37pm On Aug 19, 2011
chumakk:

Am happy now that Studio is reading his bible as we try to teach him during sunday school
chumakk:

Am happy now that Studio is reading his bible as we try to teach him during sunday school

no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper angry
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by chumakk: 8:34am On Aug 20, 2011
Finish it, you are almost there. yes! I will tell your teacher that you have improved. They will move you into adult children section this siunday grin
Re: Dont Disgrace Your Family! by StudioCFR(m): 10:38pm On Aug 20, 2011
chumakk:

Finish it, you are almost there. yes! I will tell your teacher that you have improved. They will move you into adult children section this siunday grin

mumu undecided

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