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Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by Nobody: 11:08pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Some stupid questions ppl ask these days; and how best to respond: 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I'm training to die? 2. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No,in the next one.:| 3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/ 4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!8-| 5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my office to come down and get me.>:O >:O >:OX_X 6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They r Carrots.:* =D 7. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! Na SHIT lock d door!?=)) 8. You're in the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend sees u & asks:- what are u doing here? A: I'm here to pay my school fees Goodnight y'all. |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by StudioCFR(m): 11:47pm On Aug 17, 2011 |
Weldone Poster |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by geogeo01: 3:15am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Men, I guess I nid to c a doc, U jst cracked my ribs @poster |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by cofo: 3:22am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Thats a good one!! Especially the toilet part!! I litteratly pissed meself lmao!! |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by hakunajay(m): 5:35am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by Nobody: 8:53am On Aug 18, 2011 |
nice |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by StudioCFR(m): 8:57am On Aug 18, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Best Response To Some Stupid Questions by Nobody: 11:49pm On Aug 18, 2011 |
Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins taiwo n kehinde,peter n paul, victor n Victoria? why cant we use names like copy n paste,find n replace, clearing n forwarding, dolce n gabbana, goodness n mercy,keyboard n monitor,facebook n twitter,input n output,open n close,undo n redo.Waec & Neco,Open & Close,Patience & Goodluck,Fuel & Scarcity.Labour n minimum wage, nupeng and petrol, ASUU and strike. |
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