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Facts Of Life by yewaman1(m): 10:42pm On Aug 24, 2007
Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your Tongue

Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Fact 4: Now u are laughing!!! because u became a fool!!!

Fact 5: you want to fool your friends also, So forward this
Re: Facts Of Life by Migines(m): 12:36am On Aug 25, 2007
Just pray i dont lay my hands on u 1 day.
Nd if i du, pray u re stronger than i am.
Re: Facts Of Life by rasulua(m): 1:25pm On Aug 25, 2007
Jst pray wat migines said is true else,i wld kill u myself if he cnt.
Re: Facts Of Life by Migines(m): 5:56pm On Aug 25, 2007
Can u imagine, nd here i waz follwn every step 1 by 1.
Chai! I don suffer.
Re: Facts Of Life by Nobody: 6:55pm On Aug 25, 2007
yewa man,how did you no people would do those things if you haven't done them yourself and also become one of those you're trying to prank?Am glad I didn't follow your test for foolishness,I'd have felt like a jackass
Re: Facts Of Life by yewaman1(m): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2007
fellis, nice to know i cloudn't prank you,
but watch ya back. cool

borda migines and rasulua, I beg no vex, na joke
do not take it personal, we no plenty for our house
but sha nice one. cool grin
Re: Facts Of Life by yewaman1(m): 5:47pm On Aug 27, 2007
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
, Now read without the word dog.
Re: Facts Of Life by RichDad1(m): 6:31pm On Aug 27, 2007
:d :d :d :d :d :d
Re: Facts Of Life by CrazyMan(m): 6:45pm On Aug 27, 2007
May the good lord help you.
Re: Facts Of Life by Nobody: 8:53pm On Aug 27, 2007
Again you didn't get me because i've seen something like that before, but nice try anyway, it's beginning to seem like you are getting some sort of sick kick out of this angry
Re: Facts Of Life by Migines(m): 9:26pm On Aug 27, 2007
*waves finger*Na na na. Dat wunt work. Lol
Re: Facts Of Life by coolkaboom(m): 12:08pm On Aug 28, 2007
yewa man, i see u've been up to ur usual mischief, well done.i don catch u today.y u de dodge my phone calls, abi u think say i no go ever see u.ur rent is 8 months overdue and i don do arrangee court hearing for u.dem don pack ur ghana-must-go,ask Kasali for it.i don change d house keys o.and dont try sending Yewa-Babe to beg me, i will just take advantage of her (after all, u still de owe me,and she set well well.fine woman).in short, okay, she can stay, but YOU this Yewa-man & yewapikins, u must all comot today today.
Re: Facts Of Life by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Aug 28, 2007
Am I a fool

if u answer YES, (then u are da fool grin)

but if u answer No! ( den God will bls u) grin

but damm am confused, cos yewaman has really made me feel like one embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Facts Of Life by yewaman1(m): 12:42pm On Aug 28, 2007
Cool, Oga landlord abi my guy na only thief fit catch thief, because I no talk, in fact
yewababe I dash you plus the yewapinkins, no be you get the 6 of them,
make sure say I no see you for area and no rent again.
Re: Facts Of Life by yewaman1(m): 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2007
clemcykul; pele (sorry) no vex (don't be angry)
cool

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