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Vengance! by freezy(m): 8:16am On Sep 11, 2007
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!"

She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her.


She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest."

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Vengance! by mopegirl(f): 9:31am On Sep 11, 2007
shocked shocked :oyea,

thats good

next time,

make sure you tell the truth

freezy, keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin
Re: Vengance! by Aiphie(f): 10:27am On Sep 11, 2007
Aaawwwww
Re: Vengance! by waxyweller: 10:52am On Sep 11, 2007
Do U mean my guy is now DICKLESS? Eeeeyyaaaa Oma she oo
Re: Vengance! by temmysexy(f): 11:35am On Sep 11, 2007
hahahahahahahaha cool tongue
Re: Vengance! by sniperwolf(m): 12:06pm On Sep 11, 2007
No more birb
Re: Vengance! by Migines(m): 3:50pm On Sep 11, 2007
Oouch!

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