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Vengance! by freezy(m): 8:16am On Sep 11, 2007 |
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A girl came along and pointed to his dingly dangly and asked, "what is that?" He replied, "It's my bird!" She ran away to play in the sand cheerfully. The man fell asleep. zZzZzZz. Later he woke up in hospital with pain around his groin. He did not know what had gone wrong. He thought back maybe the girl might know, so once he was out of the hospital he asked her. She replied, "I played with the bird and it spat at me so I cracked its neck, broke its eggs, and burnt its nest." |
Re: Vengance! by mopegirl(f): 9:31am On Sep 11, 2007 |
:oyea, thats good next time, make sure you tell the truth freezy, keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Vengance! by Aiphie(f): 10:27am On Sep 11, 2007 |
Aaawwwww |
Re: Vengance! by waxyweller: 10:52am On Sep 11, 2007 |
Do U mean my guy is now DICKLESS? Eeeeyyaaaa Oma she oo |
Re: Vengance! by temmysexy(f): 11:35am On Sep 11, 2007 |
hahahahahahahaha |
Re: Vengance! by sniperwolf(m): 12:06pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
No more birb |
Re: Vengance! by Migines(m): 3:50pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
Oouch! |
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