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Reasons To Date Naija Guy by seedord247(m): 10:30pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
REASONS TO DATE NAIJA GUY: 1. He understands your accent. 2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now, " 3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half! 4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself! 5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style. 6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home. 7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking. 8. He gets your jokes. 9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!! 10. He has got his education or he got something going on. 11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him. 12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that. 13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master. 14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status. 15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that. 16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY. 17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup. 18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo." 19. He has respect (not to be confused with obedience) for his elders (important). 20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him. 21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE! 22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me. 23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends. 24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are. 25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID. 26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o! 27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you. 28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease. 29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion. 30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal". 31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one! 32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive! 33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread! 34. No need for breast implants to impress am! 35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada! 36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party! 37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside. 38. Her singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin you dey miss when you dey carry Akata woman! 39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work. 40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!! |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by r231(m): 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
too much |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by mashnino(m): 10:38pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
i almost slept off, but they are all true sha but not all nigerian men behave disn way sha, and some ladies are not always patient to notice all this |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by 5stardude: 10:40pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Yawn |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Goldieluks: 10:42pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
ok |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by seedord247(m): 10:45pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Ok Goldie will you marry this friend Counsin.
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Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Goldieluks: 10:47pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
No,will you? |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by seedord247(m): 10:50pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
He has 20 acres in abuja. 9 duplex in mataima. 90 million niara in his account. C'mon don tell me you won't. |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Goldieluks: 10:51pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
we are asking the same question here, since you you know that much about him, WILL YOU?? |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Tosinville(m): 10:59pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Hell of a crap |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Pweety4me(f): 11:09pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Lol some are just traits of an yoruba man sha. . .i can relate with quite a few the others hmmm dunno |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by r231(m): 11:12pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Goldieluks: where have u been |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Goldieluks: 11:19pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
r231: i should be the one to be asking that,well i've been around. wasup with you,long time. |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by r231(m): 11:23pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Goldieluks: i am ok. . . . . long wknd for me now lol meet me for area |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Goldieluks: 11:28pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
ok,lol. |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Mcleo007(m): 11:54pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
Some kiddy lecture |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by MrsChima(f): 1:06am On Aug 31, 2011 |
Are those realistic reasons? No thanks. |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Lax75(m): 1:30am On Aug 31, 2011 |
Re: Reasons To Date Naija Guy by Nobody: 2:06am On Aug 31, 2011 |
seedord247:of course she would marry the guy if he"s loaded with cash |
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