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| Prescription For Death by chux76(m): 2:40pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked,"Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
| Re: Prescription For Death by bingbagbo(m): 7:51pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
dis is nansince! |
| Re: Prescription For Death by sheyigreat: 7:59pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
chux keep quiet |
| Re: Prescription For Death by chux76(m): 8:13pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
;d :p |
| Re: Prescription For Death by Sanjanets(f): 9:08pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Lolllllllll, |
| Re: Prescription For Death by ice234: 7:01am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Please what's the mode of action of a cyanide on the liver |
| Re: Prescription For Death by chux76(m): 8:43am On Sep 02, 2011 |
ice234: R u planning a Murder or Suicide, which one, LOL |
| Re: Prescription For Death by Homar(m): 9:29pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Chux96 next time you want to copy and pest a joke dont just try it with mine.Looser |
| Re: Prescription For Death by Homar(m): 9:30pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Chux96 next time you want to copy and pest a joke dont just try it with mine.Looser |
| Re: Prescription For Death by sunnshyn(f): 10:32pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
nice one! I like |
| Re: Prescription For Death by chux76(m): 11:26pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Who is chux96  Is there a chux96 on this threadSomeone has got cataracts and needs eye surgery immediately, Get HELP!!!  |
| Re: Prescription For Death by StudioCFR(m): 9:55pm On Sep 04, 2011 |
hehehehe |
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