Sun of god:

He's Suffering From EFCC Syndrome - 


Lets start connecting the dots - Within the last few days:

Tinubu orders a few more 'Private Jets' -  

Okonjo-iweala announces 3 big corruption cases in the pipeline;   

Lagos house speaker arrested over 7 Billion Naira fraud;   

And now - Tinubu leaves Nigeria. 

Hmmm. . . .

Sun of god:

He's Suffering From EFCC Syndrome - 


Lets start connecting the dots - Within the last few days:

Tinubu orders a few more 'Private Jets' -  

Okonjo-iweala announces 3 big corruption cases in the pipeline;   

Lagos house speaker arrested over 7 Billion Naira fraud;   

And now - Tinubu leaves Nigeria. 

Hmmm. . . .

Show me one person in jail courtesy of EFCC. . .That toothless bulldog?

aloy-emeka:

Tinubu may be down with malaria or stomach virus. Rich people are usually too scared to die and that's why he is taking precautions  besides, his journey may be covert now that EFCC is snooping everywhere. What better way to check up on your loot stashed abroad by claiming to go on medical trip?. Asiwaju is laughing his behind off at all the Nairaland mugus who think he is about to die in his Ritz hotel suite.

Adedibu met a horrible death at age eighty something?

Amazing.

Those of you who are alive had better pray you do something useful instead of waiting like vultures in anticipation of other people's deaths.

Tinumbu. I wish you well.
Please come back and carry all the money you stole with your automatic pen to your sickbed.
Your new airline and the big oriental hotel too. Pls it's urgent.


But damn!!!!, so Fashola did not even think it right to build just on big hospital in Lagos. Just one big one.
Too bad.

Why bother asking a dunce? it is in their nature to have "luck" whenever something terrible happens.  

aloy-emeka:

Will you like someone to pray this kind of prayer for you or your relative?

in life,if you dont slow down,you must surely break down.
i hope the loots wont be too heavy to carry to the other world.

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kurus:

If I am as corrupt as Tinubu is, Yes please pray that kind of prayer for me.
If I prevent people from doing good to 20millions lagosians, Yes please pray that kind of prayer for me.
If i use proxies to collect 10% of the total tax collected in Lagos and pocket it, Yes please pray that kind of prayer for me.
If i install a good man as governor and surround him with my incompetent cronies, who frustrate his every move because i want to show everyone i am in charge, Yes please pray that kind of prayer for me.

If i do all the bad things that tinubu does in Lagos, Yes please pray all these prayers and even worse for me, and may the Good lord honour those prayers, In Jesus name(if i do all the evil deeds of Tinubu).

People need to realise that the locusts and cankerworms ruining nigerian need to be killed of with our prayers and not supported and indulged with our prayers.

Everyone who has EVER stolen money from this nation and who has allowed, even 1 person ONLY to die, due to the theft of either funds or time or resources or  whatever that person stole, They will NOT DIE WELL, in Jesus name. That is my prayer for them. You cannot kill people because of your greed and you expect us to pray well for you.

What a man sows, he will reap.

@Aloy emeka,

next question please!

GBAM,YOU HAVE NAILED IT

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jamace:

I have said it before and I will repeat it here. Any politician who steals Nigeria money will be affected by an international disease, treatable only in an international hospital and by God's grace will be flown back dead by an international airline and in an international casket. Joyfully, such casket will be eaten by local termites and the corpse putrified by local magots and the manure therefrom used to nurture local plants. Nonsense.

[size=23pt]There was no single pine of blood at the national hospital and the critically ill was all flown to south Africa. . .This is 12 years of good governance by PDP[/size]

The evil ones flourishes like grass that perishes in a flash,just as it comes,it goes.Every thing you do bounces back to you,it like a shadow,it can't be beaten.

When you do good,good comes to you and do evil,evil follows you.

[size=26pt] President's Wife, Patience Jonathan, Checks Into Dubai Hospital[/size]

[b]After spending a few days in Lebanon on a jewelry shopping binge, the new first lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has returned to Dubai where she is receiving treatment for an undisclosed ailment. Although her media aides have continued to claim that she was in Dubai and Lebanon on a "private visit," Saharareporters learnt that Mrs. Jonathan went to Lebanon in the company of Mrs. Bola Shagaya to shop for gold and to enjoy other unofficial perks provided by members of the controversial Nigerian-Lebanese Chagoury business family.
Our sources revealed that Mrs. Jonathan was ordered to return to Dubai last Friday after Saharareporters reported the nature of her questionable trip to Dubai and Lebanon.

Presidency officials had reluctantly maintained to Saharareporters that Mrs. Jonathan was on a “private visit” to Lebanon, but our report exposed the trip as a gold-buying junket. Now, several sources close to Mrs. Jonathan have revealed that there is also a medical angle revealed.

Even though the nature of her illness is not known, one source disclosed that Mrs. Jonathan has been stressed out for some time because of her husband’s curious relationship with Diezani Allison-Madueke, Nigeria’s Minister for Petroleum Resources. Mrs. Jonathan is reportedly disturbed by the long closeness between her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, and the Petroleum Minister who has emerged as “the most powerful member of the cabinet,” according to our source. Our political sources said that Jonathan was responsible for nominating Diezani Allison Madueke as a minister in the Umaru Yar’Adua administration.

Since becoming acting president and then president following the death of Yar’adua, Mr. Jonathan has grown even closer to the Diezani Allison-Madueke to the distress of his wife. The Petroleum minister was on Mr. Jonathan’s delegation during his inaugural visit to the US last month. Meanwhile Mrs. Jonathan was left back in Abuja where she reportedly complained to her circle of friends about being sidelined.


Following our report about Mrs. Jonathan’s gold-buying escapade to Lebanon, her office wrote a rambling rejoinder signed by her media assistant, Ayo Adewuyi. The rejoinder attempted to cast Mrs. Jonathan as being humble ad modest because she did not take the presidential jet on her trip. But the tone of that letter generated even greater public irritation and dismay, leading to Jonathan’s order that his wife should repair to Dubai and attend to the medical purpose of her trip.

The rejoinder also denied that Mrs. Jonathan has outstanding money-laundering cases. “We want to state categorically that Mrs. Jonathan has no link whatsoever with the seized N104million and has no knowledge of any $13.5 million dollars. In fact there was never an incident of $13.5million dollars,” Adewuyi said.

Mrs. Jonathan is expected back to Nigeria tomorrow.

Saharareporters has asked the spokesperson of the EFCC spokesperson to provide the alleged clearance Adewuyi claimed the commission had issued to Mrs. Jonathan for the August and September 2006 incidents when Mr. Jonathan was governor of Bayelsa State. We are yet to receive any such clearance.[/b]

I wish him speedy recovery if this story is true.We need leaders like him alive now in the country

I suspect PDP and CPC.lol

Tinubu baba, Ashiwaju number 1,

They have used style to move money out using Air Ambulance under the pretence that Alaye is i'll, so no checking of Aircraft,

Asheeeeeeeeiiiwaajuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Babaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Does it make any difference? Did they not flew the Abuja bomb victims to south Africa for treatmens?

Rhino.5dm:

[size=26pt] President's Wife, Patience Jonathan, Checks Into Dubai Hospital[/size]

[b]After spending a few days in Lebanon on a jewelry shopping binge, the new first lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has returned to Dubai where she is receiving treatment for an undisclosed ailment. Although her media aides have continued to claim that she was in Dubai and Lebanon on a "private visit," Saharareporters learnt that Mrs. Jonathan went to Lebanon in the company of Mrs. Bola Shagaya to shop for gold and to enjoy other unofficial perks provided by members of the controversial Nigerian-Lebanese Chagoury business family.
Our sources revealed that Mrs. Jonathan was ordered to return to Dubai last Friday after Saharareporters reported the nature of her questionable trip to Dubai and Lebanon.

Presidency officials had reluctantly maintained to Saharareporters that Mrs. Jonathan was on a “private visit” to Lebanon, but our report exposed the trip as a gold-buying junket. Now, several sources close to Mrs. Jonathan have revealed that there is also a medical angle revealed.

Even though the nature of her illness is not known, one source disclosed that Mrs. Jonathan has been stressed out for some time because of her husband’s curious relationship with Diezani Allison-Madueke, Nigeria’s Minister for Petroleum Resources. Mrs. Jonathan is reportedly disturbed by the long closeness between her husband, President Goodluck Jonathan, and the Petroleum Minister who has emerged as “the most powerful member of the cabinet,” according to our source. Our political sources said that Jonathan was responsible for nominating Diezani Allison Madueke as a minister in the Umaru Yar’Adua administration.

Since becoming acting president and then president following the death of Yar’adua, Mr. Jonathan has grown even closer to the Diezani Allison-Madueke to the distress of his wife. The Petroleum minister was on Mr. Jonathan’s delegation during his inaugural visit to the US last month. Meanwhile Mrs. Jonathan was left back in Abuja where she reportedly complained to her circle of friends about being sidelined.


Following our report about Mrs. Jonathan’s gold-buying escapade to Lebanon, her office wrote a rambling rejoinder signed by her media assistant, Ayo Adewuyi. The rejoinder attempted to cast Mrs. Jonathan as being humble ad modest because she did not take the presidential jet on her trip. But the tone of that letter generated even greater public irritation and dismay, leading to Jonathan’s order that his wife should repair to Dubai and attend to the medical purpose of her trip.

The rejoinder also denied that Mrs. Jonathan has outstanding money-laundering cases. “We want to state categorically that Mrs. Jonathan has no link whatsoever with the seized N104million and has no knowledge of any $13.5 million dollars. In fact there was never an incident of $13.5million dollars,” Adewuyi said.

Mrs. Jonathan is expected back to Nigeria tomorrow.

Saharareporters has asked the spokesperson of the EFCC spokesperson to provide the alleged clearance Adewuyi claimed the commission had issued to Mrs. Jonathan for the August and September 2006 incidents when Mr. Jonathan was governor of Bayelsa State. We are yet to receive any such clearance.[/b]

what a brilliant response

aloy-emeka:

Tinubu may be down with malaria or stomach virus. Rich people are usually too scared to die and that's why he is taking precautions  besides, his journey may be covert now that EFCC is snooping everywhere. What better way to check up on your loot stashed abroad by claiming to go on medical trip?. Asiwaju is laughing his behind off at all the Nairaland mugus who think he is about to die in his Ritz hotel suite.

Rhino.5dm:

Why bother asking a dunce? it is in their nature to have "luck" whenever something terrible happens.  

You are high on paraga

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mekaboy:



HE IS SUFFERING FROM A DISEASE WHICH MOST CORRUPT NIGERIAN POLITICIANS WILL SOON START TO SUFFER FROM, ITS CALLED



****NEMESIS *****

Unu go wound pesin e!

so wetin con concern me. if hin sick nko. mwch

kurus:

This rhino dude keeps cracking me up really good

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maybe one day i will list the intellectual attributes of a real life rhino. Mimicry is the highest form of compliment they say and you Sir, have shown your adeptness at this towards your adopted online forebear

Mo dan ran!

Oga mi, you are playing with a very very wild animal o! If Rhino.5DM vex e fit even scatter and burn im own compound o!
Rhino.5DM = Animal in human skin.

redsun:

Good,they use our money to get fat,lazy and unfit and they expect to live long.Some of them think being fat is being rich,forgetting that fat is a killing machine.

To God be da Glory!

Hope it is not the Yaradua type of sickness that took him to Saudi Arabia or is it corruption sickness.

When did he become critically ill?

As of last week Sunday, I was with Tinubu enjoying P-Square, Whizkid, Ice Prince and Basketmouth performing in London. Cheesy

He didn't look ill in the slightest. Cheesy

The same Tinubu that waved to the crowd LIVE AND WELL at Apollo Hammersmith during P-square's show and was welcomed to the programme by Basketmouth who was one of two comedians at the show? Why do Nigerians love spreading malicious and STUPEEED rumours? He is enjoying his money in London folks, ignore those lousy mumulets!

Josh316:

The same Tinubu that waved to the crowd LIVE AND WELL at Apollo Hammersmith during P-square's show and was welcomed to the programme by Basketmouth who was one of two comedians at the show? Why do Nigerians love spreading malicious and STUPEEED rumours? He is enjoying his money in London folks, ignore those lousy mumulets!

The law of karma can strike anytime. You could be smiling this minute, and next thing. . . Gboa! Stroke, heart attack, sudden dea. . .
Unu go wound o!

One by one, the "IBB's" that haven't declared themselves fools on their 70th birthdays are becoming victims of mysterious illnesses.

this tinubu never seizes to amaze me

so when he was in office for 8 years stealing billions of naira, he can not build a hospital that would be a ble to treat his problem

he needs to fly abroad. what of those that don't have money to go abroad. they should all die abi

well karma is a bi.tch as they say