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Medicare Health Insurance by yewaman1(m): 5:44pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
Medicare Health Insurance, in a nutshell: The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Ojo, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ojo, this is Doctor Williams at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ojo arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ojo asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ojo. "Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him. (Modified)[i][/i] ![]() |
Re: Medicare Health Insurance by jogncartman: 11:13am On Oct 23, 2020 |
Hahahahah, I laughed very well. My stomach began to hurt me from so much laughter. However, in this joke is hidden a small part of truth. When you buy health insurance you should be more attentive what it covers because it can cost a lot of money but it can cover only a few parts of treatments. I faced with this problem but I found quickly a solution. Now there are supplemental insurance which doesn't cost a lot but it can be a great help for you. I have one from https://www.remedigap.com/companies/aetna-medicare-supplement/. |
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