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Insurance And Sales Representative: by seaman104(m): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
An insurance rep, a sales assistant and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an old oil lamp. The rep rubs off some of the grime and a genie comes out in a cloud of smoke. The Genie says, "I only grant 3 wishes, so I will grant one for each of you." "Dips on the first one!” says the sales assistant. "I relax on a beach in maui, with an endless supply of Sailor Jerry, without a care in the world." All of the sudden there is a poof and a cloud of smoke and the assistant is gone. The sales rep is amazed and steps up to go next. "I want to be transported to bora bora with an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Instantly the sale rep is gone. The genie then turns to the manager and says "You’re next.” The manager thinks for a moment and then says, "I want both of them back in the office by noon." |
Re: Insurance And Sales Representative: by Ajibel(m): 2:34pm On Nov 10, 2011 |
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