I’m a baboon, I live in zoo – Portable.

Popular street-hop artiste Portable has claimed he is a baboon who lives in a ZOO.

He was speaking in a viral video during a heated argument with some security operatives who stormed his bar surfaced on the internet.

In one of the videos, the security operatives claimed there was a petition against Portable who insisted they should have invited him over rather than storm his bar to arrest a ‘superstar’ and scare away his customers.

When ‘superstar Portable’ asked them about the person behind the petition, he was told it was some guy who the singer pegged as a ‘Yahoo boy’ (Internet fraudster).

He asked to see the identification cards of the security personnel which they seemingly could not provide thus, prompting the self-styled ‘wahala’ musician to refer to them as fake.

In another video, venting profusely with sweat dripping down his shirtless body all the way from his head down, Portable emphasized it was a Yahoo boy who he advised to leave the fraudulent act and embrace music that brought policemen to arrest him.

As with the ‘Ika of Africa’, he constantly used vituperative, cursing at both the said Yahoo boy who he claimed to have assisted in the past as well as the security personnel.

With much pride, Portable referred to himself as a baboon living in the zoo as he suggested being chased by security operatives from Lekki to his current abode, ‘igbo’ which loosely translates in Yoruba as forest.

Speaking in with his usual mannerism, Portable said: “Yahoo boy carry police come arrest musician. Someone I helped in time past, I travelled with him and still gave him money.

“I say make e leave Yahoo, make e dey do musician. He carry police come arrest musician. Yahoo! Yahooo! Oni sho ri re (It shall not be well with you).

“You think say you can hold me? Can you hold me? Can you see God? Can you hold God?! Ogun ma pa gbo gbo yin (thunder will kill all of you).

“Can you hold me? Can you see God? Here na my kaban o! Odogwu bar, na me use my money build am.

“I have clamped their vehicle. They are going nowhere. I want to know the station they are from.

“I’m a baboon. I stay in the zoo. Zazu!! I’m a baboon, I live in the zoo, zazu!!! They chased me away from Lekki till I eventually decided to settle in the zoo. And now, they’ve come for me here in the zoo.

“Police is our friend. These ones that came here aren’t our friends. They are fake police, they don’t have ID card.


https://thenationonlineng.net/im-a-baboon-i-live-in-zoo-portable/

Ok

Who are the monkeys Mazi Nnamdi Kanu refered to too,now we have seen one of the baboons

Yahoo boy Dey call police for musician

Portable dun claim baboon
Burna say him be gorillaa
For this zoo na snake full ooo portable

EastAlchemist:

Yahoo boy Dey call police for musician

Portable dun claim baboon
Burna say him be gorillaa
For this zoo na snake full ooo portable

EastAlchemist:

Yahoo boy Dey call police for musician

Portable dun claim baboon
Burna say him be gorillaa
For this zoo na snake full ooo portable

I be Reptile