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Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
omoge: If you want to "spice" up your marriage simply add pepper. They dont dash you $100 every 12 months, its probably the first time you open the account. I got $50 free when i opened my first chase account, some fellas who opened HSBC accounts got free Ipods. @ TOH, maybe not slavery. It ran off my fingers lol |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 6:13pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
meanwhile TOH what happened ? did the obantalapipipi send you the dreaded "message in red"? I've been very good lately. since madam policewoman stopped reporting me and disappeared altogether,Seun hasn't noticed me in a while. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 6:18pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
HSBC, don't remind me of that bank. that bank is one hell of a bank. so you got something eh? okay, i must ask them why i didn't get nothing spicing up is the future ahead. (mom got me ready kitchen wise and other things i will learn from him). I'm not that concerned for now. lol you bad ooo, se because of the peppersoup you don take am like say i need that haberno for wegmans to spice up? abeg i was to some extent joking abt the ameritrade |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 6:26pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
lol they do their promos in season. Except for Chase who constantly send me opportunities for freebies almost every other week. That pepper soup was excellent! thanks. Now to do it again with proper goat meat. Now that is one way of spicing up your marriage. - Dont tie wrapper everyday unless you have an excellent figure that hugs the wrapper i.e. it is a siin to tie wrapper if you have an ironiing board for chest. - Learn to cook and do it well, it helps. - Take yrly vacations with your spouse, it brings back the initial spark - Whatever you do never raise your voice or fall into a situation where you say things you will regret later. Nothing erodes a marriage faster than harsh words said in anger. - Trust! Trust! Trust! And again add some pepper to ur marriage (experiment with some new bedmatic skills abi!) |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 6:26pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
omoge: You're not at "Penn state",neither are you a "nurse" nor bethroted to mohadana. How you no go smart |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by pilas: 6:33pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Agaracha Abia she-goat. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 6:35pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
No better jo! Offpoints! Back to sleep!!!!! All these used Tampon-reusers! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by RedLips3(f): 6:37pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
you dey mind him, osisi crazy clown had the audacity to ask me "why am I fighting with them" thankfully madam policewoman is getting bedrest for her amebo of nairaland jnr that she's soon gonna have. Here's hoping she stays away, wish the others would do the same can those of us with "baboonic slippers" chest tie wrapper abi no? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 6:51pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Red_Lips: How can? you wan make okada drivers kill themselves. any attempt to tie wrappers if you no get am for mercedes,na for floor you go find the "lapper" It has to have something to hold onto BABEELOVE: You need it. after running around for 16 hours on ward 15,left wing. You need a good morning's sleep the night will be here again before you know it Ben Taub Hospital needs you! They can count on your nocturnal skills |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
davidylan: so true. words are powerful. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Red_Lips: When wrappers were invented they had you in mind |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 10:38pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Still Offtopics!------------------To my "nursing" shit packing job! Just sealed the deal on my HUMVEE!---paid cassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh! It's been fun as usual! See you elsehere fanssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!Peace the Hell out!!!! See you guys at the "Flirting Zone" It is Soca time tonight!---------Boring Thread! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 10:44pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
BABEELOVE: Maybe you wanted to say HUMMER hmmm ignorant cleaner. Just in case you don't know HUMVEEs are - High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicles used by armies. Still the same old black slave mentality. They buy the most expensive of cars while slaving away at 24hr a day jobs just to meet up with the bills. Is it any wonder that most of black kids in my town dont move on to college while their white colleagues do. While the white folks where busy saving for college, the other idiots exemplified by the above market woman was busy spending all her "cash" on "HUMVEEs", Jaguars and Lexus cars. Perhaps you think we will all drool and bow in respect that you own a "HUMVEE", nah dear, rather it is a huge reflection of your very low mentality. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 11:30pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
BABEELOVE: my advice worked that quick ? where are they sending you off to? Fallujah or Islamabad? |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Tanna(f): 11:47pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Did someone say "ANAL SEX"? What's wrong with that? If that is wrong (between husband and wife) Then so is MouthAction, and KISSING of anykind anywhere besides the lips. How do people decide putting a penis in a mouth is okay - but one is the arse is wrong? The bible said "Marriage is honorable and marriage bed undefiled." Tip #9 - Try AnAL stimulation, with finger, fingers, or penis. Tip#10 - WOMEN should play with her nipples and p*ssy while husband is close enough to smell u - The rule is - he can look, but not touch! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 11:52pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Anal kini? put your fingers inside shit hole? wonders!! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 11:55pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
God Forbid my own conclusion is that if you can dip it in a woman then aint nothing stopping you if the opportunity presents itself from puttin it up a mans arse An Adofuro is an Adofuro |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
hmmm i thot this topic was about how to make a MARRIAGE spicy and not how to get freaky in bed eh. Spicing up a marriage goes beyond sticking your fingers up someone's sanctuary. As for anal sex, those things are supposed to remain in the realm of fantasy. Please allow your wife the priviledge of keeping at least one end safe from your randy third leg. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 11:57pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
davidylan: Chei. una no go kill me here. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 11:59pm On Sep 19, 2007 |
Tanna: n gwanu invite the family pets also. They can join in keeping the beds undefiled I rebuke you three times! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:01am On Sep 20, 2007 |
that Tanna's tip #9 no be tip at all. Her tip #10 is great. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 12:03am On Sep 20, 2007 |
no.10 aint great abeg that one na torture i might as well go to a strip joint |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by omoge(f): 12:03am On Sep 20, 2007 |
why should someone be playing with one self? chei !! this one from Tanna pass me to learn o |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:05am On Sep 20, 2007 |
omoge: omoge my sister even david dey fear me o. am I that outdated that women have now started to finger themselves in marriage and I did not know. That's no good advice. there is more to marriage than what happens in bed. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:06am On Sep 20, 2007 |
lol i know its torture to most randy goats like you Its a good tip, as long as the "do not touch" rule is not inflexible. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 12:15am On Sep 20, 2007 |
rules rules rules everywhere i am a rebel by nature anarchy is the paradise of my dreams and the only place I can establish that is in the bedroom So no rules please. Soon una go talk say I am not allowed to slam the woman on the bed like a wwf wrestler |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:16am On Sep 20, 2007 |
1. make a reservation in a fancy down town restaurant and take her there with very short notice. 2. Plan a weekend outside the home to a hotel,even if na econolodge,just leave the house to another location. 3. Send her flowers at work on a day that's neither valentines nor her birthday. 4.send her a text msg at work that says "just thinking of you" If any of you men do these,she'll worship the ground you walk on. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:17am On Sep 20, 2007 |
doyin13: please keep a neck brace handy and a tank full of gas. you may have to drive her to the nearest E.R |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by doyin13(m): 12:26am On Sep 20, 2007 |
hehehehe all na play now adult play no less |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: All good and well said BUT, i'm not sure you'll be looking forward to a weekend off with a nagging woman. Aside from that tip #4 works excellently well, you should see the way her head swells with pride as she shares your silly text message with all her friends. Nothing could beat that feeling. For those who can, write a song specially for her. . . no woman can resist that. |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Tanna(f): 12:36am On Sep 20, 2007 |
+osisi: Where I'm from people can't marry pets - so NO they aren't invited into the marriage bed! |
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:37am On Sep 20, 2007 |
davidylan: That one na suicide now. She go nag you sotey you fit give am a "bishop weeks" at motel 6. BTW,most women don't nag,we only want to discuss |
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