+osisi:

I do think she's a nurse.
A nurse that just graduated from Houston community with an associate degree and perhaps recently passed the boards and got her first job working 14 hour shifts at Ben Taub hospital in Houston.
The ghetto hospital where all the gun shots go.
I know the pharmacist at Ben Taub that recruits and could verify her claims if I wanted to.

But she says she's a pharmacist,so pharmacist,she is.

goodnite david.
Bless you.

lol doctors assistants,pseudo-nurses and geriatriac care assistants do a 2 yr crash program at the community college 5 mins drive from my house. I see her type all over the Med center wearing blue scrubs and decieving themselves that they are actually more important than the cleaners.

Infact their stethoscopes are bigger than the ones cardiologists carry.
They'll hang it from their car rear view mirrors and on thir necks at grocery stores.
Igbos call them nurse Eliza.
In America they have other names like LPN,LVN,Psych tech and so on.
They'll even wear their head coverings to the vegetable aisle at kroger.

lol they initially decieved me until i noticed the huge difference. The real senior docs usually don white lab coats over there blue scrubs ostensibly to differentiate themselves from stethoscope-wearing, doctor-wannabe medical cleaners.

_{Back from my phocking duties for the night!}

+osisi:

I do think she's a nurse.
A nurse that just graduated from Houston community with an associate degree and perhaps recently passed the boards and got her first job working 14 hour shifts at Ben Taub hospital in Houston.
The ghetto hospital where all the gun shots go.
I know the pharmacist at Ben Taub that recruits and could verify her claims if I wanted to.

But she says she's a pharmacist,so pharmacist,she is.

goodnite david.
Bless you.

Yes, even if  I am a nurse!  Nurses do not drive jaguars here?  You teacher training college drop out!  Village arrangee wife for abroad!    Okporoko specialist!  Someone smelling of Okporoko and Ogiri talking of victoria secrets!  With which body you wan do that one!  You need to see a good barber first for a total body shave! Na now your mates dey marry?  After phocking all at "wholey" priests in gbagada!!!!  Bloody cow!!!  Hand me down--aba-nanya bride!!!!  Bend-down-pick bride!

What educational qualifications do you have?  Idiot!!! I have mental problems?  What of you with your bipolar illness!  Manic-depressive-pope-phocking-wench!  Everything na juju! Who has time for that?  You of course who believes that it exists as you say your parents told you! Madam "they told me"------------Town crier/village-george-wrapper-tying- Mountain of Fire-white-garment-church-phocker that does not wear underwear to church for easy insertion of spiritual SIM card!  Start phocking Davidylan--at least we know who the real daddy is!  No be the name of your pickin be that?  Idiot---na that kain dicky you fit handle---hypertensive dicky!!!  -----------------Veins everywhere like "spaghetti Junction"!!!!! Ashewo Mmo!!!!  Log in and type some more rubbish!  I gat plenty for you!  Ashewo Mohadana!!!!! Even Mohadana knows you are a LovePeddler!  Pretending with some bloody bible up your freaking double[b] co-joined rectums [/b] you call a pussy! Idiot!

Christain that worships juju!!!!!  I say common shut the phock up!  Useless idiot!!! Which school you go?  Always pursuing one degree or the other!  The degree will soon start pursuing you!  Badagry harlot!!!!! From your cheap vocabs one can only wonder!  Village pig!!!!  Village abroad wife!  Arrageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come over america---if na true oh---to come marry old man old enough to be your grandfather---manage to squeeze out one pin head size---not even the consistency of Yoplait low fat yogurt---- of "sperm" under microscope now we will not hear word!  You wan born Jisos!  Mother Mary of Nairaland!  Idiot!!!!   You too dey wear victoria secret with your bushy braided armpits and akpu hairy legs and butt?  Moustachy chimpazee like you!!! Mgbafo!--Mgbeke!----Mgborie!!!!-----Okporoko seller like you! Idiot!!!!

+osisi:

Infact their stethoscopes are bigger than the ones cardiologists carry.
They'll hang it from their car rear view mirrors and on thir necks at grocery stores.
Igbos call them nurse Eliza.
In America they have other names like LPN,LVN,Psych tech and so on.
They'll even wear their head coverings to the vegetable aisle at kroger.

Madam sunrise assisted living!!! Bloody nursing assistant!  Which one you go?  Ashewo badagry!!!Mother Teresa of Nairaland!  Think you can come hear and talk rubbish!  At least you think I am a nurse----thank God!  You know what we can do and achieve here!  Na we get America--killing overtime "shit"money!  When I buy ma newest car, I will post it for you to see!  Idiot!  Village wife abroad!  I say common shut the phock up!  Mgbeke like you!  Bush moustachy pig!!!!! Over bleached monkey with red hair for yansh!!!! Smelling of Tura all over the place!  Mother phocking-pastor humping bitch! Na kroger your mates they shop?  Mumu!  always looking for cheap indomie noodles---10 for $1 to feed your okporoko smelling arse---I shop at Niemans' even for milk----designer groceries only! [b] Cheap babe!---[/b]Please proceed to walmart and look for the yellow tag!!!!  You are the type that re-uses tampon to save money!  Idiot!  Bring your head out!  Holy Nweje!

davidylan:

lol talking about slave mentality, the poor girl who certainly suffers from very low self esteem coupled with a virtually non existent IQ has her social security card and US passport as her profile picture! Even my lab mates whose great grand parents were born here don't even know what a US passport looks like! I remember when they tried making it mandatory for US citizens to have passports to cross the Canadian border, the poor fellows didnt even know how to get a passport.

Those are REAL US CITIZENS i respect not Oshodi pepper sellers who have obtained citizenship by lottery and now treasure it more than their very life!

Hey!  See the passport up there?  Post yours!  B1/B2---------F1/F2 visa holder!  Mr fellowship!  Fellowship that never finishes!  Go marry one mexican to give you green card!  Rochester fellow!!!  You think you can talk any how here!  Having been banned like 20 times, you still can make trouble!  Are you not ashamed?   My last brother is your age mate and already has 2 kids, working and productive in life.  You are in Nairaland looking for Theif of hearts[b] dangling modifier of breasts [/b] to latch on to!  Idiot!  Mr Fellow!  Rochester of all places!  When I was in school---I held down 2 phocking 2 full time jobs and you are here doing "nairaland romeo"  Gigolo!  Please go suck the shit out of that old oyinbo woman's who is bed and breakfasting your broke illegal arse! You think we do not know what your students are doing here?---Male prostitute!!!  Idiot!  Just leave her "clit" semi-detached like you started chewing it in the beginning!!!!

Open your mouth and talk rubbish!  Silly boy!  Where were you when your mates were taking Jamb!  You chose to join agbero cultists!   Now you are "fellowing"!!! Fellowing with one old wasted oyinbo woman with lacerated abi na semi-detached clitoris!  Idiot!  How will you not be frustrated?  You can never handle a real woman---because you are toast!  Common clearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrout of here!


Talking about Yo grand "mama" being a professor---I will reserve my comments for that later!  That is the best part!  Just waiting for those magical words from your filthy bushmeat arse of a mouth to say it-- You go hearrrrrrrrrrrrrram!!! As you can see the best parts of this interesting thread have been deleted!---a whole phocking page of correct yappies---much love from me to y'aaaaaaaaaaall!!!! I will hook you up reaaaaaaaaaaaaal Gooooooooooooood!!! Useless thing!  Men will come out and you too will!  If you were having some good phocking at night your balls would be less hypertensive by now!  By the time I finish with you--you will be history!  Just waiting for the best possible opportunity to serve it to you!  Bloody Born-Throw-Way like you!  Rochester gigolo!!! Dem born you well?  Hail Caesar!!!!! Arse blocker!!!!

Na me and you for this Nairaland!  Next time if you see any pussy in your village in her left or right mind to marry you, I would have taught you a thing or two about real "clits" Idiot!!!!  Bring your Thief-of-Heart out!  Abortion queen!  Una go soon self or auto abort!!! Useless pigs!  Some people knew what they were doing when they decided to[b] unban your upstate New York tendril of a dicky! You Idiot[/b]!!!!!

@ Davidylan!!!!
Now this is your age mate davidylan!  Correct bobo with correct wife!!!  Last brother-25 years old like you claim to be!  See his wife---Love you Ejiro!!!! See normal boobs? Not those bathroom slippers that threaten to suffocate us all on Nairaland!!! With two kids ooooooooooooooooh!!! Fresh blood!!!!!  Not with wasted boobs used to slap around Nairaland like those size 48DD of TOH---bathroom slippers. 


+osisi own we will not even discuss---Egyptian mommy!!!! I am not even qualified to dicuss her "above powers"  Wasted your youth phocking around!  Now you are taking out your frustrations on others here!  Who send una message!  Baby killers!  Bring it on!!!!

Mr and Mrs Fellowship!!!  Keep fellowing till your balls fall off and get eaten by some woodpeckers!!!! Idiot!!!


_{Ma brother don follow me vex for that picture, so I go remove am---does not want to be compared to animals like davidylan!!}

@beebelove,haba u want kill dem,abeg spare dem small o.
anyway sha i dey gbadu u frm time to time,
i dey gbadu ur post GaN,






BUT MAKE UNA NO FORGET SAY THE THREAD NA ''HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICY''.

na wa oh!!! is dis hw to make a Marriage Spicy? d topic has totally changed.

pls guys, abeg, life is sweet n simple, all dis exchange of negative words does nt worthy it pls, we shld make gud use of our time more productive than all dis fight ok, pls

lateefah79:

@beebelove,haba u want kill them,abeg spare them small o.
anyway sha i dey gbadu u frm time to time,
i dey gbadu your post GaN,

Lady M:

na wa oh!!! is this hw to make a Marriage Spicy? d topic has totally changed.

please guys, abeg, life is sweet n simple, all this exchange of negative words does nt worthy it please, we shld make good use of our time more productive than all this fight ok, please

BUT MAKE UNA NO FORGET SAY THE THREAD NA ''HOW TO MAKE A MARRIAGE SPICY''.

Yes oh!!!!!!  My people! I wan nail them to the cross just a little! I was trying to demomstrate by example---with some Nairaland "houseboys" in the house how to make a marriage spicy before some gooooons begin curse them grand mama!!!  Begin preach morality for here!  WHO SEND   These old cargos when no gree marry or those when dey marry for old age too. 

I have heard you!  I will take it easy!  Yes! To make a marriage spicy---[/b]abeg make una cheat once a month!!!!!! Just warn them oh!  Next time it will be with some serious graphics to illustrate how lives can get miserable for some jobless Nairalanders!  I will yield to peace for now!


Cheat in your marriages and relationships I say!!!! No monkeys ---As expericence have shown above---houseboys and housegirls are the best---no one will suspect you but your children!!!!    Now please spice it up Get a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine looking house boy like "Ramsey Nouah"---not one with hypertensive dicky oh--and experience the real thrill of "mutilationa genitaliana"------------------[b]serious strong tins----solid as a rock!!!!!!
goooooooooooooood!!!!!   

_{Everywhere go jaga jaga and scatter scatter!!!!}

What a pity! If these are the words of an older, married woman with kids then the world indeed is standing on its head.

Such a shame.

davidylan:

What a pity! If these are the words of an older, married woman with kids then the world indeed is standing on its head.

Such a shame.

That is all you can say!  Now you dey shame!!!!   I say let's go ghetto!!!!-Where iz yo baby mamas?----------No power this morning, since all your back up support systems are not here?  Idiot!  Next time stay in the political section and mind your phocking business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I have left it for you!  If you come here to pokenose---I will deal with you unfairly but squarely! Idiot!

Anyway---back to Topic! To spice it up--cheat like once every-2-3 months!


_{Bed and Breafast Gigolo---wey ya old oyinbo kitten?!!!!}

Now! Back to bed!  As you know I am a "nurse"----super shit packing insomniac-------Community college nurse or not!  I gat a job unlike you fools!  I will get your NIMs--nairaland instant mails later!  Idiots!

nah babeelove, its strange when you say "lets go ghetto". I havent read anything from you ever since you signed up that does not scream "GHETTO" in block letters. You are not "going ghetto" you are just being yourself. Unfortunately i had a much better upbringing than the thrash you portray yourself to being.

You are a very good example of the fact that owning a US passport is not synonymous with a good character. Please shove of for more responsible women who have some self respect.

Her type plenty for Houston.
Shameless female  "nurses" with children, running around in pressed scrubs with fancy wigs and loop earings
A nurse that has to work 14 and 16 hour shifts to pay for her jaguar and home in Missouri city
when she should have easily settled for a simple 3 or 4 bedroom (around Bisonnet and South Gessner) that she could afford to cool in the summer rather than open the windows for "fresh air" subjecting the poor kids to mosquitos and disease bearing gnats.

The USA should start sending these green card lottery holders for psych evaluation.
If they did,this girl should have been sent back to agenegbode on valujet or sosoliso.
she belongs there and caged too.

Madam sunrise assisted living!!! Bloody nursing assistant!  Which one you go?  Ashewo badagry!!!Mother Teresa of Nairaland!  Think you can come hear and talk rubbish!  At least you think I am a nurse----thank God!  You know what we can do and achieve here!  Na we get America--killing overtime "shit"money!  When I buy ma newest car, I will post it for you to see!  Idiot!  Village wife abroad!  I say common shut the phock up!  Mgbeke like you!  Bush moustachy pig!!!!! Over bleached monkey with red hair for yansh!!!! Smelling of Tura all over the place!  Mother phocking-pastor humping bitch! Na kroger your mates they shop?  Mumu!  always looking for cheap indomie noodles---10 for $1 to feed your okporoko smelling arse---I shop at Niemans' even for milk----designer groceries only!  Cheap babe!---Please proceed to walmart and look for the yellow tag!!!!  You are the type that re-uses tampon to save money!  Idiot!  Bring your head out!  Holy Nweje!

Looks like I described you to the T and it stung like a yellowjacket.
An LPN claiming to be a pharmacist,who dash
A girl that still gets tickled by new cars and overtime,you are just beginning.
Most people in good jobs don't need to sleep at work doing graveyard shifts when others are sleeping on their sealy posturepedics.
Taking shifts oyibos and reasonable folks rejected.
I bet you work Christmas day and thanksgiving too,they need people like you to cover those shifts

I got a kick from  you shopping at neimans,it's obvious you're struggling hard to belong.
let me give you an advice only friends would.

1.   After all your 140  hours a week at Ben Taub,call up fidelity investments or Charles schwabb and set up a Roth IRA.
     and stack up $5,000 annually.

2.  Call up your human resources at Bentaub and make sure you're contributing maximally in your 403B especially if you have a matching.

3.  Ask if they have annuity plans and 457B's and max those out too,the taxes are deferred and you contribute tax free.

4.  call and set up a 529 college plan for each of your kids.
They'll thank you for it.

lastly rather than Jaguars,save up and pay cash for a fairly used car.
Jaguars are for millionaires,lower middle class folks like yourself who buy them have to suffer and work 20 hour shifts to pay those monthly premiums.
Most sensible upper middle class folks do better things with their money.
They invest in real estates and REITs,set up mutual funds and bonds and venture into stocks and have their money making them money while they sleep.

So travel the world rather than work yourself to death riding a jaguar
save,save,save.
save and pay cash rather than have banks and financial companies take advantage of village girls like you.

You'll need to pay an investor hundreds to tell you these things.
I'm giving it out for free.

All these people calling for my head, sha

anyway osisi explain 1-3 throughly out for me, o so me too I can learn a thing or two or is it just for those in/claiming to be in the medical field

hummmmmm.

Lard mi BP done gone through the roof, poof!!!!

Have a few Mins to spare( NOI am NOT jobless oo)  Have a client in the next 20 mins, just catching some fun.2


@Babeelove, I couldn't sleep last night, My ribs just wont allow me too

+osisi-what is your people know for?okija-shrine,cannibal in Abia state ,and ritualist.don,t you dare insult Bendel.aleast don,t eat people like igbo people.lol.Agaracha igbo woman na you be.

Red_Lips:

All these people calling for my head, sha

anyway osisi explain 1-3 throughly out for me, o so me too I can learn a thing or two or is it just for those in/claiming to be in the medical field

I'll be glad to.

In a nutshell

IRA's Individual retirement accounts are mainly of 2 types.
Roth IRA's and traditional IRA's.
There's an income limit for Roths,I think after a combined income of $150,000 you are not qualified for Roths.
You pick where you invest your money,it's really neat.
And you have to leave it in there till retirement around 59 and half you can start withdrawing.
Roth is preferred if you qualify because your earnings accumulate tax free since you already paid taxes on the money.
Traditional IRA's you pay taxes on when you start withdrawing.

403 B is the equivalent of 401k's for non profit companies like schools and hospitals.
In the hospital I work for,for instance.
You are mandated to contribute a certain percentage of your monthly salary and the employer matches about 9 % for the physicians and faculty.
Some other place I worked  at prior,you could contribute from 2 to 8 percent of your salary and if you are able to contribute up to 6%,they'll match 5% of your annual salary per year to it.
your investment options could be limited to what the HR chooses to add there but the choices cover all different levels of risk.

My friends and family tell me I should done an MBA and gone on wall street or something.
Investmenting is my other love.

Get this book

Women and money by Suze Orman.
It is so easy to understand for starters

another good book is
"The millionaire next door"
It is a must read for everyone.
It's not about investments but an eye opener.

All "nurses" ought to read them

osisi our own Suze Orman . how today?

i heard that Money is a good way to spice up marriage too. How to spice up your marriage, Ladies have money and lot of it

guess u keep learning new things everyday,shes said her piece.

chei !!! i tot u guys are best friends?LOL.

omoge:

osisi our own Suze Orman . how today?

I love suze with a passion.
The woman is a genius.
she has this deal for her readers together with TD Ameritrade.
If you open a savings account and commit to  at least $50 a month direct deposit,TD ameritrade will dash you $100 at the end of 12 months.
That is neat.

+osisi:

I love suze with a passion.
The woman is a genius.
she has this deal for her readers together with TD Ameritrade.
If you open a savings account and commit to at least $50 a month direct deposit,TD ameritrade will dash you $100 at the end of 12 months.
That is neat.

What is "neat" about a free $100 cash gift? If you open a savings account with Chase Bank you also get $100 free. It's nothing new, smells more like modern day slavery to me.

omoge:

i heard that Money is a good way to spice up marriage too. How to spice up your marriage, Ladies have money and lot of it

You got that right.
and invest wisely,not buying sugar and spice at bloomingdales while registered with all the nursing agencies in the greater houston metropolis.

minute:

guess u keep learning new things everyday,shes said her piece.

chei !!! i tot u guys are best friends?LOL.

me and babeelove?

Thank you jare, learning something new everyday.   Were you always in the sciences osisi because this one looks like you went from finance to science lol

david, where's the slavery?

me too, she was on Larry King some days ago and I loved every minutes of it. i have some of her books but not those 2 you mentioned.

wait oh, that thing with ameritrade don enter my eye  . so every 12months they will dash me the $100?

davidylan:

What is "neat" about a free $100 cash gift? If you open a savings account with Chase Bank you also get $100 free. It's nothing new, smells more like modern day slavery to me.

really?
all my bank gave me was a small cooler, keychain and free popcorn.
That is unfair.
there's no chase bank in my city.
I need to relocate LOL

david, don't come pour sand for our garri abeg. we are learning how to spice up er er marriage with you men folks    

no be only boreroom oh sorry bedroom

omoge:

me too, she was on Larry King some days ago and I loved every minutes of it. i have some of her books but not those 2 you mentioned.

wait oh, that thing with ameritrade don enter my eye  . so every 12months they will dash me the $100?

"the millionaire next door" is not her book,I forgot the 2 authors.
ROFL,if they dashed $100 every 12 months,I'll open 1,000 accounts even with the name Omoge O.Omoge

lol you even got cooler with popcorn. They like you o

lol  abi o. oh one time only, good. okay, i will check out those books online. thanks 

update: found the books, not that expensive. i hope to grab a copy.

No TOH, while struggling and "changing diapers at sunrise nursing home",I developed a passion for investing and started reading books.
I used to drive my Ford festiva to Barnes and Noble, buy one and read 3.
ROFL

glad I did