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Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 11:58pm On Sep 16, 2007
I-man:

. . . . .don't forget that the woman is always right even when she is wrong sad

How come you always pop up at times like this.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Iman3(m): 12:00am On Sep 17, 2007
+osisi:

How come you always pop up at times like this.

What time is it? grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 12:11am On Sep 17, 2007
ROFL.
what do you mean by the woman is always right.
Please kowatiate!
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by Iman3(m): 12:20am On Sep 17, 2007
+osisi:

ROFL.
what do you mean by the woman is always right.
Please kowatiate!

Means we can never win an argument.The more reasonable our views look. . . the more irate our lady gets. To solve the problem. . .just admit to your wife's infinite wisdom,don't ever try and prove her wrong. grin grin

I go make fantastic husband grin grin
+osisi:

no exploration towards the back though
I believe that is unChristian!
Yes Debo,put down the lubricants and don't try and convince your wife you can go in through the exit!

I think bondage is Christian though.Makes you understand what Christ went through on the cross
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 1:00am On Sep 17, 2007
I-man:

I think bondage is Christian though.Makes you understand what Christ went through on the cross

Lmao. you're an idiot.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 2:04am On Sep 17, 2007
damn, this thread is taking another turn.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 7:37am On Sep 17, 2007
+osisi:

I believe in pure unadulterated love.
I believe in a woman submitting to the man
I believe in having God at the center of a marriage
I believe in a man loving his wife like Christ loves the Church ie,would do anything for her.
I believe in romance without porn and dehumanisations
I believe in plain old caring,knowing that you have someone who is there for you at all times
I also believe that a woman ought to look good,smell good and keep herself up.
A man ought to do same.

I also believe in victoria and her wonderful secrets


Hmmmmmmmmmmm!  30% pass mark="F"!!!!! tongue

No porn? How will ma husband survive in this world? cry
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by chiegemba(f): 7:41am On Sep 17, 2007
BABEELOVE:


Hmmmmmmmmmmm! 30% pass mark="F"!!!!! tongue

No porn? How will ma husband survive in this world? cry
Na here u dey? been lookin 4 u since yesterday tongue grin
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2007
@osisi. may ur marriage never be boring o. grin i'm sure u will be happy with doing missionary style 24/7, nothing kinky or creative. and ur wife will always have a smile on her face and bow to ur every need. and she shall always address u as "my lord" or "my king" and she shall always look and smell good 24/7. that is ur ideal marriage ehn? God help u.  tongue
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2007
lol soul, you write like osisi is a man or something
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 7:04pm On Sep 17, 2007
soulpatrol:

@osisi. may your marriage never be boring o. grin i'm sure u will be happy with doing missionary style 24/7, nothing kinky or creative. and your wife will always have a smile on her face and bow to your every need. and she shall always address u as "my lord" or "my king" and she shall always look and smell good 24/7. that is your ideal marriage ehn? God help u. tongue

have you turned me into a man?
I tell women,submitting works.
people think it's a bad word to submit.
But my dear,the man would do anything for you.
It's a simple weapon that yields great results.

what is creative to you may be perversion to me.
If my spouse and I are not complaining what's your own?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:09pm On Sep 17, 2007
The problem is osisi that most of them don't even bother complaining, they just rather go outside instead of putting effort into communication so it's best to discuss whT you both like and not just ASSUME "well Im sure that's good enough for him" cos it just might not be.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 7:16pm On Sep 17, 2007
@osisi. no vex o, but i was talking more on the woman's side. u know say na us dey always bear the brunt of wahala. a man can be the same 24/7 nobody go talk, but it is always expected of the woman to do something, otherwise the man starts to look outside. i didn't mean to be offending o my sista. if u want to be submissive like a he-goat grin, na u sabi. whatever floats ur boat, we are all different and we know what works for us.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 7:29pm On Sep 17, 2007
soulpatrol:

@osisi. no vex o, but i was talking more on the woman's side. u know say na us dey always bear the brunt of wahala. a man can be the same 24/7 nobody go talk, but it is always expected of the woman to do something, otherwise the man starts to look outside. i didn't mean to be offending o my sista. if u want to be submissive like a he-goat grin, na u sabi. whatever floats your boat, we are all different and we know what works for us.

what do you mean?
Is there any thing in the word submissiveness that denotes application to sex only?
The Bible says husband and wives submitting one to another,That happens to be my standard and it goes beyond sex so where does the "he goat" come in?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 7:38pm On Sep 17, 2007
soulpatrol:

@osisi. no vex o, but i was talking more on the woman's side. u know say na us dey always bear the brunt of wahala. a man can be the same 24/7 nobody go talk, but it is always expected of the woman to do something, otherwise the man starts to look outside.

Unfortunately men are visual beings and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
Men are attracted to what they see and to a woman who makes them feel like a million  bucks.
When you get married,you'll remember these words.
All this gra gra with the likes of babeelove advising women to run around on their husbands doesn't work
she thinks it's exciting to around and "have a good time"
when we all know that women married and unmarried who do such are just crying for help
she already told us her parents were unfaithful to one another so we see what kind of upbringing she had.

women are attracted amongst other things but primarily to men who can provide and protect .
Men are not wired like women,the earlier we grasp that,the better for us.
Men can never think like women,they are not women.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:52pm On Sep 17, 2007
Lmao I don't think anyone is advocating babelove's madness osisi, oyibo self most of them arent that demented.

although if it works for her and her husband, na their own be that.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 8:20pm On Sep 17, 2007
ThiefOfHearts:

Lmao I don't think anyone is advocating babelove's madness osisi, oyibo self most of them arent that demented.

although if it works for her and her husband, na their own be that.

not just their own now,they have kids who may end up married to your kids or nieces and nephews with this sick ideology.
I know she'll come back to attack me but I don't care.
How can someone be proud to announce to the world that she had so many "aunties" and "uncles" growing up and lost count like it's some big achievement.
And then she's replicating the whole illness and thinks it's fun.

And to think that she's a pharmacist is even scary.
I was joking around with her until I found out it wasn't all humor,the girl is whack.
A married woman sleeping around and thinks it's all a joke
Out of the hearts abundance,the mouth speaks.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 8:53pm On Sep 17, 2007
@osisi. i take it that u're married, hence the "lecture"?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 8:58pm On Sep 17, 2007
Lmao are you new to Nairaland, soul?? of course she is.


But osisi, both her(babelove) AND her husband sleep around and they know about it so doesnt that make it better? Rofl cheesy

maybe they're swingers.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2007
@TOH. i dey confused with all this he said she said, everyone accusing the other of something. walai, i'm lost! tongue
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:01pm On Sep 17, 2007
osisi is married o. She got married last year I believe
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 9:02pm On Sep 17, 2007
em, so make i send am flower?
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:05pm On Sep 17, 2007
I must say I'm surprised that you werent aware.

It's her introduction in every thread she's in  tongue

joking
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by soulpatrol(f): 9:10pm On Sep 17, 2007
jeez, what a show off. i have little interest in people that never cease to let everyone know what their status is. osisi, good for u o. let it not be like i have beef. happy married life. . . or whatever. undecided
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by debosky(m): 9:13pm On Sep 17, 2007
@ +osisi

let it be clear, I am not in support of anal sex, I also believe it is a perversion, that explore each other's bodies thing was in reference to what I saw somewhere about the woman feeling MouthAction is being made a big deal and not being in support of it. By all means do what floats your boat as a couple, na inside bedroom the thing dey so let it stay there.

TOH stop beefing +osisi, abi you sef wan marry? cheesy
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:15pm On Sep 17, 2007
debo dont come start wahala here. Enemy of Progress angry

I havent seriously argued with osisi in weeks. cheesy
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 9:55pm On Sep 17, 2007
debosky:

@ +osisi

let it be clear, I am not in support of anal sex, I also believe it is a perversion, that explore each other's bodies thing was in reference to what I saw somewhere about the woman feeling MouthAction is being made a big deal and not being in support of it. By all means do what floats your boat as a couple, na inside bedroom the thing dey so let it stay there.

TOH stop beefing +osisi, abi you sef wan marry? cheesy

are you mistaking me for some other commentator?
I perfectly understood,I was responding to TOH not you.


soulpatrol:

jeez, what a show off. i have little interest in people that never cease to let everyone know what their status is. osisi, good for u o. let it not be like i have beef. happy married life. . . or whatever. undecided

who is this one bikonu?
Isn't it rude to respond based on what a third party said
something you are not even sure of?
You can have pig's feet sef who cares?

TOH,stop instigating,it's not funny
it's very immature.

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Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:58pm On Sep 17, 2007
instigating about what?

I was just making fun of soul's question. I figured everyone knew the osisi was officially off the market, hence my joke.

I'm kind of confused here.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by debosky(m): 10:02pm On Sep 17, 2007
ok ladies, sorry for any misunderstanding lets give ourselves holy kisses and make up ok? wink
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 10:05pm On Sep 17, 2007
whatever.

people need to lighten up.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by osisi5: 10:07pm On Sep 17, 2007
The joke about my introduction on any thread was not funny,resulting in a comment from soulpatrol.
I don't think marriage is my identity,it's never been.
Re: How To Make A Marriage Spicy? by BABEELOVE(f): 10:21pm On Sep 17, 2007
@+osisi
Look here woman!  The holy ghost has no business in ma bedroom okay!  Unless of course the man wants to end my life---then I will glady call for it!  As for all that submitting to the man shit---you have you own appeal definitely--to "okongwus"---village elders!!!! How do you think the holy ghost will react seeing you in all your "secrets of Victoria"?  Even Fredericks of Hollywood go tear race!  ha ha ha ha ha ha! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy  My friend give to caesar what is caesars and to God what is God's!!!


ThiefOfHearts:

Lmao are you new to Nairaland, soul?? of course she is.


But osisi, both her(babelove) AND her husband sleep around and they know about it so doesnt that make it better? Rofl cheesy

maybe they're swingers.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm! That is what you think!  Sleep around ke? I see---Come to my house and see for yourself!  Till then all you can do is wonder! he he he he he he he!  Sleep around!!! I dey laff! At least you do not see me giving private YIMs about here do you?  We know who the sleeperarounders are----chronic polygamists----leave that thing!!!!


+osisi:

not just their own now,they have kids who may end up married to your kids or nieces and nephews with this sick ideology.

I know she'll come back to attack me but I don't care.

How can someone be proud to announce to the world that she had so many "aunties" and "uncles" growing up and lost count like it's some big achievement.

And then she's replicating the whole illness and thinks it's fun.

And to think that she's a pharmacist is even scary.

I was joking around with her until I found out it wasn't all humor,the girl is whack.
A married woman sleeping around and thinks it's all a joke


Out of the hearts abundance,the mouth speaks.

Hey lighten up!  It is only if you are gullible that you will take every thing you see and hear as gospel!  Please we are all alive.  We will know who sleeps around and who does not when we get to "the promised" land!   In the meantime just relaxxxxxxxxxxxxx and have fun!  Life is too short to spend preaching about what you have no control over and judging and preaching! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin  You do not even know me--that is why I get a kick out of your seriousness.  You think I have problems?  he he he he he he!  Far from it.  People like you who chose to cater to gossip is who I like to feed stories to!  Enjoy +osisi--- I say enjoy!   Na wa for you oh!!!! Everything na serious matter!   I really fear for you! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin---Why do you like to drink panadol for other peoples' headache? grin cheesy grin cheesy grin  Please make Niaraland fun not a "jihad"!!!!!  I do not attack people---I nail them to the cross!!!! kiss

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