mishooo:

_{peeps into thread and sees mustapha Mustay}

Ol' boy, na wa oo. You don dey colonise thread now abi?? How you dey sha. E don tey.

@IbKaye, how dey go dey go?? No let Mustay spoil you for us oo. You hear ??

Because i no trust Mustay reach that level oo

Jakumo:

As the proud holder of a PHD in Big Grammar and Applied Tautology, which I duly earned by mailing the cash sum of 50 Zimbabwe dollars to the renowned University of Ajegunle ( Sewer-Shore Campus), I can only add that any Nigerian who is too stingy to cough up the money for the purchase a Nigerian college diploma ought to be BANNED, in the interests of national pride, from embarking on any foreign travel until such time as their educational deficiency has been addressed in the usual manner.

Jakumo:

If God had intended Nigerians to enjoy electrical power, each person in the country would have been born with a power outlet conveniently located in between their buttock cheeks.

Electricity is NOT for the poor, and thus will ONLY be provided to Nigeria AFTER every citizen has been assigned a new luxury home in the leafy suburbs with a three-car garage, a white picket fence, a swimming pool, jakuzzi and a sit-aboard, high-performance John Deere lawn mower to maintain the manucured lawns.

Jakumo:

A mere boycott might not be sufficient to drive the message home that Nigerians hate BA.

Perhaps some dedicated Nigerian protesters could dress up to resemble BA aircraft, replete with card-board wings, and then dive out of the window of tall buildings in Lagos, screaming curses at BA as they plummet gracefully to the ground.

qeemus:

Sos:-: Sexual Condition Critical
« on: Today at 11:34:51 AM »

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Abeg make una help me.This is no joke at all.
Where for london or manchester or those cities in UK i fit get any nigerian or african lady wey go help releive my sexual tension?I no mind cheap ladies wey need money, i go use condom.Which area them dey stay,and How i fit hook with them?
I've been in the UK for 8 months now and i havent had any sex with a lady.My hormones are raging,and na erection i just dey take waka about now.
This has given me a short temper now and any small thing go just vex me.
Na one village for outside Bolton i dey stay and african ladies scare for here.
Anytime i see a lady even for newspaper i go just dey stare at am and my privates go begin dey tingle me.My GP recently do check up for me come tell me say my BP don dey high for 27 year old,say wetin i dey think.Na sex just dey my mind all the time.
My waist don dey pain me and i no fit sleep for night again.My privates go just hard and e go come hot like say e dey run temperature, e no funny at all.Abeg show me the way,
I don take one week off work because i no fit concentrate anymore, i wan come london or where these ladies dey come mess make my body normal again
Even if them be prostitutes i no mind.I go use protection.Make una understand.Just help me with how i fit contact them.I want naija or african girls.
Help a brother in need.

rokiatu:

this indeed
is my favourite very
funny
I do hope the poster
find solution to his problem
though

jay bee:

tboy1 sorted d dude out

jay bee:

they emailed eachother discreetly so i figured out his problem would have been half solved (pointed to the right direction)

jay bee:

not in the position to confirm as the forum doesn't have any way of gender verification.

Jakumo:

Scientific research has conclusively established that ALL women are in fact naked under their clothes, and it is thus high time that the most serious offenders, i.e. the fat or old ones, of which the above two photographs are prime examples, should be tied together and towed out to sea off the coast of Lagos, where they must remain until further notice.

Mustay:

Do I Look Like A Monkey?

Gamine:

Wetin funny dia

rokiatu:

I loveeeeeee this thread please guys
keep them coming

Mustay:

se u go pay me