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Who Is Jack S-hit You Ask? (Timeless Classic) by ceah(m): 6:36am On Sep 27, 2011
Who is Jack S-hit [/b]you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know[b] jack s-hit." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe S-hit and O S-hit. Awe S-hit, [/b]the fertilizer magnate, married[b] O S-hit, the owner of kneedeep N. S-hit, Inc. In turn, Jack S-hit married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie S-hit, Fulla S-hit, Giva S-hit, Bull S-hit, and the twins, Deep S-hit and Dip S-hit. Against her parents' wishes, Deep S-hit married Dumb S-hit, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe S-hit divorced.

Noe Schitt l[/b]ater married[b] Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe S-hit -Sherlock. Dip S-hit [/b]married [b]Loda S-hit [/b]and they produced a nervous son, [b]Chicken S-hit.

Fulla S-hit and Giva S-hit [/b]were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married [b]the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the S-hit-Happens wedding. The S-hit-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull S-hit, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa S-hit.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack S-hit", you can tell them bleep off mate, I know all about[b] jack s-hit[/b],

Hope your monday was Good?
Make sure tues is better else you will be in boko haramised s-hit cos they have just joined the s-hit family, peace out:::
Re: Who Is Jack S-hit You Ask? (Timeless Classic) by ceah(m): 6:39am On Sep 27, 2011
Awww, Sorry everyone, forgot to mention the last family member, "S-hit hit the fan" [/b]who died during child birth, now that's the whole genealogy of the[b] S-hit , wink
Re: Who Is Jack S-hit You Ask? (Timeless Classic) by ceah(m): 6:42am On Sep 27, 2011
Sorry had to change sh it to s-hit as seun's nairaland s-hit is changing it to poo

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