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Teacher Vs Students by McHarry(m): 10:51am On Oct 03, 2011 |
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is, TEACHER: No, Millie, Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher hv fun guyz, |
Re: Teacher Vs Students by brixton: 12:16pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
ok thankyou |
Re: Teacher Vs Students by ARareGem(f): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Me likey. |
Re: Teacher Vs Students by nanidee(f): 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Teacher Vs Students by DAVE5(m): 8:40pm On Oct 04, 2011 |
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Re: Teacher Vs Students by vincent10(m): 9:36pm On Oct 04, 2011 |
cool |
Re: Teacher Vs Students by xammy1stlady: 9:52pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
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Re: Teacher Vs Students by Richsunday4(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
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