thier marriage was an almost marriage of the year but to the surprise of many the bride ran back home just after two weeks the husband came after her and the following conversation ensued.

father in law: whats the problem?

wife: papa ever since we got married this my husband wan kill me with Bleep

husband: em baba it is not like that

a lot of agreement ensued between them and finally when the mother inlaw came back the wife decided to go back with the husband only if he agrees to 3 rounds of sex per night which he did

so now they are back home and everything is going well the husband decides to make love to his wife but before they start she says

"hope you remember your promise oh"

sure the husband replies and then off they go , round1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!round2/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////round3

when they are through the husband says
"honey can i ask you for a favour" to which a very exhausted wife replies yes anything then he says

"abeg borrow me one round for tomorrow own na.

. . . . . and then. . . .

dis really funny but weird,,
where did u get dis 4rm

hi miggyyyyyyyyyy

make em tell you so you go yab am say em de copy and paste abi?

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Hmmmmm

@Na wa
na wa 4 u o. 4get it nowww.

Migines:

@Na wa
na wa for you o. forget it nowww.

no long thing

That woman is crazy.
The husband should never have gone after her.
It a marital responsibility to give her husband sex when he needs it.

She'll come back begging.
Since he knows that he didn't offend her, he only asked for what was rightly his.

perfect!