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Drunk Husband by tonyfred(m): 12:13pm On Oct 07, 2011
Police officer : Sir I am extremely sorry to say, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car crash & we would like u to accompany us so you can identify the dead body.''
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DRUNK Husband Responds: "Ahh!, I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on Facebook, if its her i will click LIKE,
Re: Drunk Husband by orabs(f): 12:23pm On Oct 07, 2011
Quite funny, lol
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 12:31pm On Oct 07, 2011
looks 4 Sylv
Re: Drunk Husband by Ben13: 12:35pm On Oct 07, 2011
That was quite funny. Post more jokes. . wink
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 12:39pm On Oct 07, 2011
@ joke, that's tight! grin grin grin grin cool



@Dirt, take time o grin cool


@Ben, how far? grin cool
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 12:40pm On Oct 07, 2011
seriously u lokk lipsrsealed on dat glasses
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 12:46pm On Oct 07, 2011
yeah! kul right? cool cool cool cool
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 1:16pm On Oct 07, 2011
well if dats wat u call it
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 2:31pm On Oct 07, 2011
to u what's the difference? cool
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 2:36pm On Oct 07, 2011
mayb i ll go wit ur siggy
Re: Drunk Husband by tonyfred(m): 4:22pm On Oct 07, 2011
Ben 10 e no easy to crack joke nah,
but i`ll try.
Re: Drunk Husband by tonyfred(m): 4:50pm On Oct 07, 2011
Husband: If I die, will you
remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with
my sister. But if I die will you
remarry?
Husband: No, I'll also stay
with your sister.
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 4:55pm On Oct 07, 2011
chuckles
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 5:12pm On Oct 07, 2011
Dyt:

mayb i ll go wit your siggy

lol grin cool
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 5:13pm On Oct 07, 2011
lyk u rili do v my tym 2day o
me i v 2 go now
Re: Drunk Husband by Nobody: 7:23pm On Oct 07, 2011
smiley
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 7:39pm On Oct 07, 2011
@ Dirt, how is hustling and bobo? cool
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 8:56pm On Oct 07, 2011
Well hustlin dey dia
bobo sef no do bad
ow r ur children *shike,shioma,shukuemeka,shidebere,shineye,shiamaka,shukwudi*
Re: Drunk Husband by mikuz(m): 9:03pm On Oct 07, 2011
^so your real name is dirt?
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 1:50pm On Oct 08, 2011
Dyt:

ow r your children *shike,shioma,shukuemeka,shidebere,shineye,shiamaka,shukwudi*

hey dis woman don dey disgrace me o. . . I'm not d true father of shukwudi though. cry cool
Re: Drunk Husband by sylve11: 1:54pm On Oct 08, 2011
mikuz:

^so your real name is dirt?

hey mukiz! Her name is Dyt, ok? cool
Re: Drunk Husband by mikuz(m): 8:46pm On Oct 08, 2011
Selvy what's your own?
Please i was refering to dirt not you!!
Re: Drunk Husband by ARareGem(f): 9:53pm On Oct 08, 2011
Well done, Tonyfred. smiley
Re: Drunk Husband by Dyt(f): 11:04pm On Oct 08, 2011
Lookin at Sylv
chai dis man don dey deny
abi cos i no call odas names?
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Mikuz

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