^^this your yoruba sef, can u translate?

^Is ur name Ebere ?

I was only tellin him not put my eyes on road for 2 long, but d alubankudi na ginger name to make my oyoyo swellage

omo oodua tokan tokan nimi, mi ni kin fa e lese ni!

Ha basket if I catcheth u, on mu momo shere

O badi awon toasters e, nonsense and ingredient

hehehehehehehe

where is our serial toaster?

He dey office dey arrange potential ikebe, u no oga na

Hobby won ni yen

lolz!

k oh!, I need to checkout, seechat ya when I seechat ya

ladies/women read this post, its really insightful

How A Trip To The Beauty Salon Could Poison You
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;topic=795854.0;num_replies=1

is anybody home?

yes,m home and why have you forsaken me??

baskem_ms:

ladies/women read this post, its really insightful

How A Trip To The Beauty Salon Could Poison You
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=post;topic=795854.0;num_replies=1

Very intellectual

@toba

Oya wan bi mo fe ragabo e

yemisi teminikan, how can i forsake u? l love u tori to run. expect my call before noon


Id noble, oya come o but u didnt show any sign that u missed your olowo ori

so her name na yemisi, oruko e oti e wa sexcie

Ololufe Kikidaope miss e , infact ibi ti mo miss e dey otutu bere si mu  mi bi eni ti koli fe gbe 

what do u mean? her name is sexy jo. lnfact i love her voice. its very romantic in my ears.



olo lufe what are u giving me for dinner? im thinking of going for vacation for salah

Revelation , if u hia mine hers will expire no doubt

Idowu olohun oyin , omo dara sibe

Omo ton we lodo ti gbogbo okunrin yo wo ose

and my orikis are endless

Yoruba says ito wo laa fi n mo didun obe. till i hear it, hers' still rocks.

Are u in the choir?

Hers can reign for now cus its seasonal

Yoruba lo tun so pe * Arewa lon gbe obinrin de ile oba iwa lon jeki obinrin na gbe le oba *

I dey choir b4 but dem sack me bcus i sing Yahooze for dem as song of praise

u wan hear my remix

toba:

yemisi teminikan, how can i forsake u? l love u tori to run. expect my call before noon

i hear u.

Idowuogbo:

so her name na yemisi, oruko e oti e wa sexcie

se idowu lo wa wa seksi?o kan beef mi lasan ni.ko change love ti toba ni si mi.iwo kan 'n belejayan ni.

Idowuogbo:

Revelation , if u hia mine hers will expire no doubt

why your body dey hot.you CANT compare.dont even try!

u go sing yahooze for church?  

u sure be one of those babes that dance alanta in 'shurch'

slimyem:

i hear u.se idowu lo wa wa seksi?o kan beef mi lasan ni.ko change love ti toba ni si mi.iwo kan 'n belejayan ni.why your body dey hot.you CANT compare.dont even try!

Allaja ee kul down , me belejayan

Aunty elenu korimaso to ru eru sori ti ko reni so

Omidan lawa bere lowo Salawa Abeni

*Gentlelady ni mi o , emi on oshe fighter keni keni ma timi si bi ija o *

toba:

u go sing yahooze for church?  

u sure be one of those babes that dance alanta in 'shurch'

Ife mi hear my remix first b4 u judge na

d day i sing am offering overflow but Pastor jus no wan admit

Idowuogbo:

Allaja ee kul down , me belejayan

Aunty elenu korimaso to ru eru sori ti ko reni so

Omidan lawa bere lowo Salawa Abeni

*Gentlelady ni mi o , emi on oshe fighter keni keni ma timi si bi ija o *

kini itan yi wa ko wa o aunty oniroyin?

Idowuogbo:

I dey choir b4 but dem sack me bcus i sing Yahooze for dem as song of praise

na lie!
Na because your voice don almost spoil all the speaker wey dey church na hin make dm quick discharge u.

omg. u pple wan kill me with laff o.
abeg these babes na correct babes,.

l love u guys.

now i want order restored in da house.

yemisi teminikan, what do u intend to cook tonite?

idowu eni bi okan mi, what will u prepare for us

slimyem:

kini itan yi wa ko wa o aunty oniroyin?

Itan ko wa pe moyato si panda  

slimyem:
na lie!
Na because your voice don almost spoil all the speaker wey dey church na hin make dm quick discharge u.

See dis wan o , is dat y we are here ?

Bebe if it ruin speaker it mean say my Jennifer Hudson voice sell record wey u buy

Y u dey vex was it ur church speaker or na me tell Judge to shout NEXT!!!! wen u audition for Bass singer

Cool temper jo  

U guys want me to go cook for myself

toba:


yemisi teminikan, what do u intend to cook tonite?

tell id to stop making a noise.the neighbours are already sleeping.besides,i dont want her spittle in the delicacy i just served you on the table.

Idowuogbo:

Itan ko wa pe moyato si panda  

stooooooory!

ld oya calm ya nerves. u know u ve warned me not to over boil and i heeded. u too u heed.

Yemi hope u no vex with me. l know i don offend u

toba:

Yemi hope u no vex with me. l know i don offend u

as long as you dont push me too hard,i'll always forgive you.how was the meal?delicious?

what extent do u consider to be too hard? u know we still have to conduct interview at the otherside. l thought of taking u out on Tuesday or Mon the nxt but i ve changed my mind

m ready for whatever interview anytime you are.
Why did you change your mind about taking me out??

What's happening here?

Jcob:

What's happening here?

FUN is what is happening here.wanna join us??

Jcob, u are welcome. this is a family house. a polygamous home at that.

can u introduce ya sef.



slimswty. u know why na.

my last message to u on              should answer that question.


we'll fix it for one sat in November. 3rd or 4th saturday.

what time can l call u 2moro?