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| Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 3:23pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Step 1: Walk to her in a straight line with your chin pointin towards the Sun.  Step 2: Open your mouth slowly and say: You are the first thing I think of when I wake up in the mornin  Step 3: Make sure your wallet looks fat and make sure she sees it Step 4: Pretend like you don’t notice her checkin you out. Step 5: Ask her if she's related to Beyounce! STEP 6: Trusss me. She's yours!! Good Luuck!! |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by r231(m): 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
have you tried it  2 Likes |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by kokoye(m): 3:26pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
goodluck with a slap 1 Like |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Freiburger(m): 3:27pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
kokoye: 1 Like |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrsChima1(f): 3:33pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
kokoye: Speaking from experience?   |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Nobody: 3:48pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Arrant Nonsenticology!. . . |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 4:05pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Guys. Pls sieze this oppurtunity to improve your lyrics with Nairaland females. Cheers! |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by slimyem: 4:23pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
this is the stupidest post i have read all day. |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 4:31pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
slimyem: Guys. Simply use Step 4 on Slimimyenimi. You will pull her (truss me) |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by bekay911(f): 4:41pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
London chicks cheap die if na so london peckam puppy abi chiwawa dey take get dem  1 Like |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by mashnino(m): 4:43pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
GOD oooooo |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 4:44pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
bekay911: bakery. Sweeery from the way you spell, I know you never been abroad 2 Likes |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by bekay911(f): 5:01pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:u r obviously displaying ur inability to retain a word for a split second. Its bekay nt bakery pls go n eat |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 5:05pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
bekay911: Ok Barrkary911. Madam. you wunt find a man with that kinda language. can you cook?  |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Boxer007(m): 12:53pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
Am curious. Mr Cockroach is this a London chat up line? |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by bekay911(f): 2:42pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:No wonda ur sugar mama kicked u out. I bet u burnt her house while trying london puppy AKA mR Corkroach |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
bekay911: ^^^ she cant even cook egg |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by bekay911(f): 3:50pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
do u mind comin 2 nigeria to take cooking lessons |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MrCork17: 3:57pm On Oct 17, 2011 |
What do you want to cook? Mosquitos? No thanks, I dont eat raw meat! |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by browniecay: 4:57pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
maybe the posted is drunk while posting this tread, pls find sumtin reasonable to post, dis one is as fake as you |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by slimyem: 5:05pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
browniecay:yes,he was drunk on engine oil. |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by MadDog1(m): 5:31pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
hehehe lol op you mean first time, abi your normal girl? if its your normal then cool but first time, then the girl must be cheap probably in her late forties (maybe sugermom) |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by EFCC1(m): 5:46pm On Oct 18, 2011 |
Mr, Cork:  |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by HIPROFILE(m): 12:54am On Oct 19, 2011 |
Big joke! U get brain ? |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by tellwisdom: 1:18am On Oct 19, 2011 |
Guys. Simply use Step 4 on Slimimyenimi. You will pull her (truss me) Muhehe |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by slimyem: 6:26am On Oct 19, 2011 |
tellwisdom:This sure sounds like a goat bleating. |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by tellwisdom: 11:55am On Oct 19, 2011 |
This sure sounds like a goat bleating. How may i help u slimyansh?? |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Scash(f): 1:24pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
crazy guy |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by tellwisdom: 1:35pm On Oct 19, 2011 |
How crazy?? U mean i can yansh u hard??  |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Candyness(f): 12:14am On Oct 20, 2011 |
booooooo |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by ismaeel86(m): 12:46am On Oct 20, 2011 |
^^^ u mean u love army boys? im an ex-boy u know |
| Re: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by Boxer007(m): 10:44am On Oct 21, 2011 |
I will test out this moves today |
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