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The New Hat by Nobody: 5:08am On Oct 15, 2011
An elderly lady was standing at the railing of
the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the
wind.
A gentleman approached
her and said
"Pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be
forward but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. I need both my hands to hold onto this
hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not
wearing any panties and
your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. “I just bought this hat yesterday!" grin
Re: The New Hat by Ajibel(m): 5:35am On Oct 15, 2011
Hmmmm
Re: The New Hat by dammizz(m): 5:40am On Oct 15, 2011
Hiyama, makes me wanta puke
Re: The New Hat by dammizz(m): 5:41am On Oct 15, 2011
Hiyama, makes me wanta puke
Re: The New Hat by dammizz(m): 5:41am On Oct 15, 2011
Hiyama, makes me wanta puke
Re: The New Hat by StudioCFR(m): 6:26am On Oct 15, 2011
@OP

Trying to be better than me na SUICIDE

so no even think am cool

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