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Johnny The Gambler by dani1luv: 6:14am On Oct 15, 2011
Little Johnny's dad was a
retired gambler. Having
picked up a few of his old
man's bad habits, Johnny
wagered on anything and
everything, and he was
good at it. Eventually, it
became such a problem,
that Johnny's teacher
called his father to discuss
it. After a long
conversation, they
decided to teach him a
lesson.
One day after class
Johnny approached his
teacher. "You're not really
blonde," he said. "I've
seen your bush and it's
pitch black, you dye your
hair."
"I most certainly do not,"
she replied.
"I bet you ten bucks you
do," he said.
She saw that this was an
opportunity to teach him
a lesson, so she waited
for all the other children to
leave the class and took
off her pants, showing
him that her pubic hair
was the same color as the
hair on her head. Johnny
paid her the ten dollars
and walked sullenly out of
the room.
A few hours later
Johnny's teacher called his
father. "I think I finally
taught him a lesson," she
said.
"The hell you have," his
father said angrily. "This
morning he bet me $50
he'd see your vagina
before the end of the
day."
Re: Johnny The Gambler by Homar(m): 6:34am On Oct 15, 2011
Hehehehehehehehehe. Johnny na bad boy ooo
Re: Johnny The Gambler by bingbagbo(m): 6:56am On Oct 15, 2011
u can do better, poster
Re: Johnny The Gambler by Ajibel(m): 11:22am On Oct 15, 2011
^^^Seconded but poster is better than ur 11th century jokes!
Re: Johnny The Gambler by bingbagbo(m): 4:26pm On Oct 15, 2011
Ajibel:

^^^Seconded but poster is better than your 11th century jokes!

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Johnny The Gambler by koligs: 5:31pm On Oct 15, 2011
stale, seen it b4 tongue
Re: Johnny The Gambler by jackpot(f): 1:04pm On Oct 16, 2011
I will laugh later. OP remind me in case I forgot. tongue
Re: Johnny The Gambler by bright007(f): 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2011
*as dry as å desert*
Re: Johnny The Gambler by Dgunnerz(m): 10:26pm On Oct 16, 2011
jackpot:

I will laugh later. OP remind me in case I forgot. tongue
Your comment makes me LOL!
OP,you can do better(encouragement words nooni!).

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