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Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by 2dye4(m): 10:33am On Sep 25, 2007 |
ok, try these; - my pastor said we are not meant for each other - you remind me of my ex alot! |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by kanmosyl(m): 12:55pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
There is a prophecy i recieved from my pastor and he said i should be careful with black babes especially those from the eastern part of the country, so u can see that our relationship will not work bcus u are black and u are from the eastern part of the country(after five years of courting). |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by swiftycool(m): 10:33pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
Becos u no gree give me "pomo" |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by tommyex(m): 10:51pm On Sep 25, 2007 |
U dont always wash ur feet before SLEEPIN |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by LEVI2ME(m): 2:17pm On Sep 26, 2007 |
try this though it's true!!!! i need someone who can give me 1 billion naira so i wont be sacked |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by uchetobi(f): 5:33pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
LMAO at u couldnt use your tongue now thats ridiculous |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by adeboo(f): 6:15pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
Our spirits clash. You are too beautiful and my mother says u are an ogbanje / have a spiritual husband |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by MoOdYLaDy(f): 6:32pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
I never loved you from the beginning can we be bestfriends for now My parents does not like you I can't date you anymore because we are not from the same tribe why are we wasting out time, we both know this relationship isn't going no where |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by lifesfun: 7:55pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
a guy: Ur parents are still alive, and too many youngies, |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ademiller(f): 7:59pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Ur dog dosent like me |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by blackgucci(m): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
your lion doesnt like me |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by playmate(f): 10:49pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
u dnt call me regularly so obviously u dnt wnt 2 av anytin 2 do wit me. u ignore me in front of oda pple. u dnt show me hw much u luv me. u rarely tell me u luv me. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
u r a virgin |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by olulu(m): 11:27pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
try this ones for size 1) u remind me of my ex 2) u can't satisfy me 3)my dad says u are too proud and all time classic [font=Lucida Sans Unicode]5) ur ass is too small, i have nothin to grip [/font] what d heck does a guy needs ass for? |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by lumideezle(m): 2:16am On Dec 20, 2007 |
i called n a girl picked |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ariblaze(m): 3:05am On Dec 20, 2007 |
am a morning person and you are not |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:14am On Dec 20, 2007 |
most of the replies got me LMAO. especially because i just turned born again. what a lame excuse. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by playmate(f): 8:31am On Dec 20, 2007 |
u re nt a virgin nd where i come frm evry woman must b a virgin wen she gets married. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by blackwood(m): 3:18pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
I just want to check if we are really meant for each other,because it is said that if you let your love go and it comes back then it is really yours. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by skfa1: 8:10pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
1 Just got a VISA to study abroad and don't know when i will be back and beside hmmm dont know tomorrow. 2 My mama no like you. 3 My parent want someone from our village. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Nobody: 1:52am On Dec 22, 2007 |
you are so handsome that you'd get girls swarming all around you |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by coolkaboom(m): 11:23pm On Dec 22, 2007 |
your level in comunication english was not very gbadun enuf to facilitation mushual understand. ur thing too wide ur boobs don obey gravity three much ur kitten needs fumigation ur phone fine pas my own and my personal all time favourite; u never complain, giv me too much sex and are always wakin me up with a blow-jay |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ginnie(f): 11:34pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
Started this r/ship cos i wanted money from u but u've suceeded in emptying all my bank accounts There4 we're both gold diggers but you were smarter |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ifyalways(f): 11:40pm On Dec 23, 2007 |
we cant continue,we are simply not meant for each other. this relationship is not taking us anywhere ,so lets just be friends. i always have bad dreams whenever i sleep with you. my parents just dont like you and so do my siblings. this is not working and we both know it. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by chillytime: 3:30am On Dec 24, 2007 |
I just don't LOVE u any longer. WTF!!! |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by lailai2(m): 3:54am On Dec 24, 2007 |
u cum 3fast |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Nobody: 4:27am On Dec 24, 2007 |
I need time to pray about us |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Nobody: 4:29am On Dec 24, 2007 |
This one happened recently a man said to his fiancee. I had a dream where you were making love to another man,the dream was so vivid and my dreams come true" meanwhile the girl was already pregnant with his baby. How sad |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Nwaka77: 5:05am On Dec 24, 2007 |
I can't be with you because we are unequally yoked. |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by adubiay: 6:45am On Dec 24, 2007 |
You r a virgin and i find it difficult to do |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by pisces20: 8:15am On Dec 24, 2007 |
no reason, lets just break up, |
Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by wendymanda: 8:16am On Dec 24, 2007 |
1.) Because I've never beendumped and I feel you will beat me to it if I don't do it first. 2.) I just realized I might be gay 3.) I t hurts me more than it hurts you, but there is another. 4.) Just don't have time for you and I don't want you to realize it when its too late. |
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