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Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Dreloaded(f): 10:23pm On Dec 24, 2007

"Im older than you"

I swear people can be quite moronic

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by uspry1(f): 12:02am On Dec 25, 2007

Ex boyfriends' lame break-up excuses to me:

(1) I don't think I can handle with you because you are deaf that is required for me learning sign language for communication purpose. _{(so what! he forgot that i am lipread fluent and can talk well without use sign language)}

(2) I think we better off because we are same alumni. _{(so what! that was 20 years ago high school year.)}

(3) I feel ashamed of myself because you are highly intelligent and better employed than me and I am not quite comfortable with my education and career background with you. _{(so what! I can teach him for better education and employment improvements---found out he has low self-esteem and inferiority.)}

(4) I better break up with you because someone told me that you have HIV positive. _{(why he have been with me for 3 years relationship and I do not have any diseases he know that---make no sense. Found out his peer pressure to make him break off with me due to their jealousy that he has no choice between me or his friends)}

Result: i never gave them all 2nd or 3rd chance after they found out that negativity about me are not true, but forgiven them all!!!

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by davidif: 1:10am On Dec 25, 2007

I just think we should see other people. grin

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by janami(f): 7:59am On Dec 25, 2007

because my senior sister said that the sheperd of her church say u be winch shocked

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ugodav(m): 11:19am On Dec 25, 2007

i have just got that dream contract, wink

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by MP007(m): 11:40am On Dec 25, 2007

you deserve better,

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by member161476: 12:22pm On Dec 25, 2007

Like one told me, we coudnt go on because i was not from her religion (islam) Or better still i should start coming to her mosque, and become an Alhaji then we can go on. Crazy one.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Blackcat(f): 1:34pm On Dec 25, 2007

my neighbours children said you eat with your mouth opened,

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by stkitts1(f): 2:20pm On Dec 25, 2007

lmao @ all the excuses! wow guys nd gals r dat ridiculous yeah!! but we all still use em lol,

this is goin too fast , simple slow it down not break it off!
its not u its me, then make urself better

just be truthful and say why u no wan do again instead of giving cliched excuses!! kiss

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by sammyjl(f): 5:58pm On Dec 25, 2007

Oh please ppl, just as u came saying i like u and wanna get to know u, go out and say it "lets taste other waters".

Goodness ppl.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by FactorChic(f): 7:23pm On Dec 26, 2007

janami:

because my senior sister said that the sheperd of her church say u be winch

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Na wa for some guys o
chei!!!!

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by my2cents(m): 8:48pm On Dec 26, 2007

here goes mine, though technically I wouldn't call it a break up:

a few years ago, I was hooked up on a blind date. I got to her house to pick her up. She was wasn't that attractive to me. I had to get out of this thing. Wetin vex me pass na say I had to drive for a while to get to her place. So what did I do? Trust naija now. Read on cool

I made some small talk. Then the moment came. She excused herself to get something from her room. I held her around her waist and said something like, "baby, I have a surprise for you". She said, "wow! i wasn't expecting this". I said, "Whenever a girl I want to date is pretty, I always like to give her something before we go out. Give me a minute. It's in the car. I'll be back before you know it". You could tell she really couldn't wait. To cut a long story short, I went outside, pretended to look for the gift in the trunk (her apartment was such that she could see where I was parked), scratched my head, opened my side of the car, sat down, reversed and drove off grin

Cruel? I guess, but I couldn't in all honesty go out with her.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ThiefOfHearts(f): 8:52pm On Dec 26, 2007

You sound like a jackass.

One date doesnt mean forever. Oponu.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by my2cents(m): 9:29pm On Dec 26, 2007

LOL,

Thiefofhearts if you are referring to me, I find your comments above funny considering in your signature file you have the following quote:

Dont think because I understand, I care.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ThiefOfHearts(f): 9:33pm On Dec 26, 2007

meaning?

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by my2cents(m): 9:37pm On Dec 26, 2007

Thief,

if u really wanna know, YIM me.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by mrpataki(m): 9:54pm On Dec 26, 2007

You buy me anything I want, you love me so much, but I think I am too young for this relationship. _{At twenty yepa}

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ThiefOfHearts(f): 11:13pm On Dec 26, 2007

hellp paraki :p

my2cents:

Thief,

if u really want to know, YIM me.

Dude, Im smarter than that plus my YIM doesnt hold those who brag about their jackassness. wink

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by debosky(m): 11:15pm On Dec 26, 2007

'You fart too much in bed. . .its bad for my sinus infection' grin

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by wendymanda: 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2007

Your the first person I've ever dated so I feel I need to explore.

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by cuteNhot(f): 11:28pm On Dec 26, 2007

debosky:

'You fart too much in bed. . .its bad for my sinus infection'

a friend of mine
told me
that
a white
girl he was bleeping
told him that her
Nigerian husband-to-be
complained bitterly
whenever she farted
as if women should not fart. grin

worst part about the whole thing
is my friend is a sex freak
and he got the white girl do
unmentionable things
when she was in Jamaica
then sent her back to her Nigerian
guy in Washington DC. cheesy

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by my2cents(m): 11:38pm On Dec 26, 2007

thief,

i wouldn't call it bragging. i would call it a post where people get to learn how to detect and avoid being dumped way before it gets to that point cool

I chose to share. I couldn't have. Now, some boy or girl on here will add that to their, "I remember reading about this somwhere" portfolio.

If u no wan YIM me, fine. I just thought I could get you to steal my heart, that's all tongue

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by mrpataki(m): 12:32am On Dec 27, 2007

I cant seem to think of anything else except you. It is best that this relationship ends now, for my health sake. tongue

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by mrpataki(m): 12:34am On Dec 27, 2007

ThiefOfHearts:

hellp paraki :p

Sho ba mi wi? tongue

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by darellone: 7:31am On Dec 27, 2007

you have a sex phobia

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by sylvex(f): 10:49am On Dec 27, 2007

my2cents:

here goes mine, though technically I wouldn't call it a break up:

a few years ago, I was hooked up on a blind date. I got to her house to pick her up. She was wasn't that attractive to me. I had to get out of this thing. Wetin vex me pass na say I had to drive for a while to get to her place. So what did I do? Trust naija now. Read on

I made some small talk. Then the moment came. She excused herself to get something from her room. I held her around her waist and said something like, "baby, I have a surprise for you". She said, "wow! i wasn't expecting this". I said, "Whenever a girl I want to date is pretty, I always like to give her something before we go out. Give me a minute. It's in the car. I'll be back before you know it". You could tell she really couldn't wait. To cut a long story short, I went outside, pretended to look for the gift in the trunk (her apartment was such that she could see where I was parked), scratched my head, opened my side of the car, sat down, reversed and drove off

Cruel? I guess, but I couldn't in all honesty go out with her.

Na wa ooooooooooo another TKO. I feel for the poor girl sha

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by Gettolove(m): 1:27pm On Dec 27, 2007

how do you like THIS

you just cant be satisfied

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by monilo(f): 1:36pm On Dec 27, 2007

As for me, my ex broke up with me after we dated for 5 years because,
-he went to pray about us and was told am the cause of his setback in life
-I only buy him gifts during festive period but he buys gifts for me whenever he can
-He got a job through his uncle when he made up his mind to break up with me etc,

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by mekoyo(m): 3:22pm On Dec 27, 2007

Spiritual revelation grin

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by ThiefOfHearts(f): 3:48pm On Dec 27, 2007

monilo:

As for me, my ex broke up with me after we dated for 5 years because,
-he went to pray about us and was told am the cause of his setback in life
-I only buy him gifts during festive period but he buys gifts for me whenever he can
-He got a job through his uncle when he made up his mind to break up with me etc,

Im sorry you wasted 5 years on such a cowardly loser. undecided

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by seyi01: 3:57pm On Dec 27, 2007

because i dont want you to point to me in future and say, "thats the guy who broke my heart",

Yeah right!

Re: Ridiculous Break-up Excuses by jimbutu: 4:07pm On Dec 27, 2007

i can see we re no more compatible (after some years )
u re not romantic
u dnt knw aw to handle a relationship
u dnt knw aw 2 treat a lady

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