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Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by dani1luv: 7:57am On Oct 16, 2011 |
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says, "License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "The difference is you have to come to acomplete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says. At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?" |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by bingbagbo(m): 9:41am On Oct 16, 2011 |
* snoring half way . . . * |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by dani1luv: 10:09am On Oct 16, 2011 |
@bin, ur simply a yimu ![]() |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by dani1luv: 10:16am On Oct 16, 2011 |
#JOke 2 A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him." With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop. "There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket. "He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband. "Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!" The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!" |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by dani1luv: 10:21am On Oct 16, 2011 |
#JOKE 3 There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, paranas, and many other things that could kill you. The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them 3 wishes. Well, nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and doing that "party thing." Suddenly, there was this big splash! The host looked and saw a man swimming to beat hell across the tank, and, lo and behold, he made it! The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright, you made it, WOW!. What are your 3 wishes?" The man replied, "First, you see that shotgun of yours? give me it, Two, see those bullets over there? give me them, 3, show me the person who pushed me in." ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by bingbagbo(m): 10:27am On Oct 16, 2011 |
stale fairytales! |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by dani1luv: 10:43am On Oct 16, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: kk, thanks. . There's room for improvement, though, i had no idea of what you just said, but am inspired. . Duh?? |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
^you foncused? ![]() |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by bright007(f): 1:49pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
where is d joke? |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by Onyeasi(m): 2:58pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
*Where is the Joke ![]() |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by jackpot(f): 3:34pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
where is the mother fuc-king joke ![]() ![]() ![]() *adjusts my goggles* ![]() |
Re: Really Cool Jokes From Mr. Dani by Ajibel(m): 7:36pm On Oct 16, 2011 |
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