A lawyer runs a stop sign
and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks
that he is smarter than the
deputy because he is a
lawyer from New York
and is certain that he has a
better education than any
cop from Texas . He
decides to prove this to
himself and have some
fun at the Texas deputy's
expense.
The deputy says, "License
and registration, please."
"What for?" says the
lawyer.
The deputy says, "You
didn't come to a complete
stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I
slowed down, and no one
was coming."
"You still didn't come to a
complete stop, Says the
deputy. License and
registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's
the difference?"
"The difference is you
have to come to
acomplete stop, that's the
law. License and
registration, please!" the
Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can
show me the legal
difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give
you my license and
registration; and you give
me the ticket. If not, you
let me go and don't give
me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please
exit your vehicle, sir," the
deputy says.
At this point, the deputy
takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the
daylights out of the
lawyer and says, "Do you
want me to stop, or just
slow down?"

* snoring half way . . . *

@bin, ur simply a yimu

#JOke 2

A woman is out looking
for a pet, and so she's
trying the local pet shops.
She walks into a small pet
shop and explains her
need to the attendant. He
thinks for a moment and
then says, "I've got just
the thing for you madam.
I'll just get him."
With that, he disappears
into the back of the shop,
and returns a few
seconds later with a cute
little puppy. "This dog is a
special dog," he tells her.
"It is able to fly," he
explains, and with that
throws the dog into the
air. It immediately begins
to float gracefully around
the shop.
"There is one problem
with him, however.
Whenever you say 'my',
he'll eat whatever you've
mentioned. Watch. "My
apple!" The lady watches
in astonishment as the
dog zooms over to the
shop attendant and
furiously devours an
apple he has produced
from his pocket.
"He's cute, and so
unusual. I'll take him," she
says, and a few minutes
later she is on her way
back home with dog to
show her husband.
"Darling, look what a
clever pet I bought today!"
she exclaims when she
gets back home. "He can
fly!"
The husband peers at the
dog, and then remarks,
"Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"

#JOKE 3

There was a party that
many rich people
attended. The host had
recently built a tank with
many alligators, paranas,
and many other things
that could kill you. The
host said that if anyone
could swim across the
tank, he would, to the
best of his ability, grant
them 3 wishes.
Well, nobody was up to
the challenge, so
everyone just started
having a good time and
doing that "party thing."
Suddenly, there was this
big splash! The host
looked and saw a man
swimming to beat hell
across the tank, and, lo
and behold, he made it!
The host walked over to
the man and said,
"Alright, you made it,
WOW!. What are your 3
wishes?" The man replied,
"First, you see that
shotgun of yours? give
me it, Two, see those
bullets over there? give
me them, 3, show me the
person who pushed me
in." LWKMD, LOL

stale fairytales!

bin gbagbo:

stale fairytales!

kk, thanks. . There's room for improvement, though, i had no idea of what you just said, but am inspired. . Duh??

^you foncused?

where is d joke?

where is the mother fuc-king joke

*adjusts my goggles*

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