Vinnie2000:
Lolss, no be lie.

That Porn.star's name you gave me the other time, I searched for him and saw he was Black and the Babes he is Fuccking are black Girls, too.😯🙁

I was like 'So na this kind Porn Bluefilm dey Watch ehn'. 😏😄😄😄

He also fücks the hell out of white babes.

In fact, one of my favorite scenes he appeared in was with a white babe.

I've forgotten the name of that babe.

Maybe, if I remember her name, I'll tell you, so that you can check her out too.

Her boobs are so remarkable.

I won't forget that!

illicit:
I don't buy what's in Vogue

Whatever I use, u hardly see it on or with someone else

I don't do uniform/Aso Ebi
I wear white most of the time

I've met people who consider it weird

same whatsapp group

spyglaxx:


You think everything revolves around making fraudulent money , buying big car and playing loud music and drinking your kidneys to death ?
You are a tyro.

Like I said. Your Papa dey Gba

I have pure brown eyes and I hate mirrors, l also hate looking people in the eye.
I mostly avoid it more than anything

But when I do most people will look away instantly no matter who even my parents.

Recently my HOD called me to ask some questions, I looked him straight in the eye and the man kept looking sideways....I was just laffing inside 😁😁

Tekzyflex:
I have never posted my wife or kids pics on social media. I keep my family private.

. That‘s not weird. Coz, those who don‘t do such thing surpasses those who do it.

jojothaiv:

Amen.

There's nothing to hard for God to do and I've never bought a car before, na leg I dey take rough am too.

Absolutely, with God impossibility is nothing.
God and the Specialist for Miracles and He go do am for Us by His Mercies.

i can calculate moves very long before u even realize u will make such move

again, i am addicted to uprightness

mariahAngel:


Even more weird for a guy.

I no too dey count things.

Mandela27:
What people sees as very obligated something,I see as nothing,for instance,out of 10000 beneficiaries I will be the only one that will not attend my benefactor's/benefactress very important occasion,but I swear I care the highest about them....nobody loves like me,but that's just my life...

Introvert... But the problem be say, some people fit reason am say u no wish them well...

I detest fake pastors..esp those doing miracle alerts ...

I am hydrophilic (i.e water loving), I drink water every 30minutes everyday and I bath four-five times a day no matter how tedious my day is.

The only time I don't take water is when sleeping, during exam/presentation and during fasting and I take a whole lot to sustain my self especially when fasting..

I am not addicted to things, except water, I do other things in moderation, no matter how serious it may be.

I'm unapologetic, i no send your papa.

From what I can deduce, most nairalanders are melancholic as a dominant psychological trait .

Th melancholic is best suited for things spiritual, abstract, nature and being alone.

mariahAngel:


🤣🤣

It's a symptom of OCD.

DestinedForGrea:

Hahahaha! This cracked me up. 😂

In Theosophy, or some other occultic circles, it would be said that you had acquired the ability to operate in the astral plane , from a previous reincarnation.


Your job is to refine it and understand what God wants you to do with such power, because you actually earned it.

I keep conversations in my head.

Can I say something is weird about me?

I don't need to, since growing up everything about me was labelled weird by the toxic people around.

So according to most people, overreacting to shii.... I'm 360° weird.

Personally I know I have weird parts but I can't really place them.

Pharaoh4rin:
My door is permanently locked. I usually enter my house through window.

Nothing weh I no go see for Nairaland today.
Lol

One wired thing about me, I always get along so easily with ladies I meet at first time, even to the extent of....


Complete it..

mariahAngel:


So, how did you meet your wife and get her to fall for you?

Not giving a damn does not mean I’m a cruel person.

MrBroke:
1. I don't know how to call people except my mom and my gf or a business partner. If we see we see but I just can't call you, it is not pride but it just something I don't know how to do maybe cause I don't keep people close.

2. I can't listen or download a song with ad and I also can't listen to a mixtape.

3. Like somebody said above. I hate uniforms, burial clothes, trending wears, I just can't put dem on.

Damn, you are so me.

I am an introvert tho.

LordTheus:
Oh boy. I excel at these kind of threads. Just 1 thing? I'll give you 15. Where do I even begin? 😂

1. I can't dance. I hate dancing. If you call me up to dance with you, you'd better prepare yourself for serious cringe and embarrassment.

2. I have specific plates for different kinds of food. Can't explain why because even I don't understand lol.

3. I'm attracted to much older ladies and most of my crushes (both real life and celebrities) are often in their 40s or 50s. Girls my age tend to bore me rather quickly.

4. I'm repulsed by the concept of marriage and having kids.

5. My fashion sense is completely casual to a fault. I work in an organization where the dress code is strictly formal but I prefer to wear jean trousers and palm to work than suit up.

6. I'm convinced that no one likes beans more than me.

7. I'm not fond of kids. See number 4

8. I get easily bored by mainstream entertainment. My taste in music and movies are very eclectic. For movies, I love horror, suspense thrillers, creepypasta stories and movies where the nature of the villain or antagonist is unknown (e.g the Blair Witch Project). For music, it's more tricky. I like a lot of popular artists like Kendrick Lamar and Burna Boy. But I also listen to American punk rock and alternative, which I've found is far from typical for most Nigerians.

9. I'm an atheist who loves Christian music. Especially the classics like Don Moen, Graham Kendrick and Michael W. Smith.

10. I hate touching pictures because it makes me feel like I'm touching the person in it.

11. I must always go through my phone when I eat.

12. Don't know if this counts but when it comes to swallow, I'm very selective of the soup depending on the swallow. E.g I hate Semo with okro and I hate Eba with pepper soup.

13. As a guy, I sit down to pee. In fact, I hate standing to pee.

14. I can go on for months without calling or talking to anybody. This caused a lot of problems with my first girlfriend because she had so much energy and I always seemed to kill her vibe with my loner attitude. I prefer the hermit lifestyle because I've found that I can get easily annoyed by people. Even people very close to me.

15. I detest taking pictures of myself, much less other people.

That's all. For now I think 😅.

many things u wrote up there are inside me, especially 14,I can dodge friend, when is scheduled time I move out before time reach, anything gathering count me out..

mariahAngel:


Okay.

Well, I don't think it's that weird like that like that sha.
It's that I don't like touching/holding cash.
If I do, then I have to quickly wash my hands afterwards.

Me too, though not weird, it's more like hygienic

I overreact to issues when I'm angry, e go be like say them commit bolt from my head...

Solofresh2:
I love being alone

We are in this together ... I love to be in my own world.l enjoy it a lot.When l was in the uni anytime we are on hols and l'm at home..l'll dress up well ..do my nails and make up put perfume and l might not leave the house for one week straight.

There is this neighbor of ours that used to make jest of me then.. that how will men see me, when l hide myself in the house all the time.

Vinnie2000:


When given a New notebook to use, I write from Back to Front.

When reading Newspaper, I read from Back to Front, too.😕

U'are a backward man

bluefilm:


He also fücks the hell out of white babes.

In fact, one of my favorite scenes he appeared in was with a white babe.

I've forgotten the name of that babe.

Maybe, if I remember her name, I'll tell you, so that you can check her out too.

Her boobs are so remarkable.

I won't forget that!

Lolss,

Bluefilm my Man. 😄😄

Divinerace:

U'are a backward man

Lol,

nothing like dat.

For Notebooks, I like to see the Front pages, Clean and unused.

While for Newspapers, I have explained that to the OP.

mariahAngel:
State at least one thing you do that others (around you) find weird.
Let us see how oddly different/alike we are, shall we?

I get up to pray to God at midnight for two hours

femi4:
I don't celebrate anything both in physical and on social media

Not even a big win ?