Dougad:
I laughed so hard reading this so tey chest don dey pain me.

But on a serious note,

I remember when I was 14, I overheard a woman advising a girl in her twenties to lay curses on the guy who just jilted her. Like she was very adamant on the girl swearing and how God would honor it cos she's in the right.

Four months later, this woman giving the advice who was barely 40 got sick and died on the hospital bed leaving two kids behind with no father. I no know wetin dey give people delusions say na dem get access to God pass or na there get authority to dey pronojnce foul words

Them go die saraa