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Doing It Under Duress! by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago.Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning. They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing. After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down." Being nice, he wanted to let her decide. The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex. After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing. Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced. That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river. As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful man asked the lady, "Up or down." "Down," the woman replied. A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked. "Up," the woman said. "Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going on?" "Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said "Zap or Drown!'" |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
At least you tried, not very funny |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by ObiomaA: 11:16pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
my jokes r sweeter |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by Nobody: 11:32pm On Nov 04, 2011 |
but not all |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by Ajibel(m): 2:08am On Nov 05, 2011 |
*Mouth wide open* |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by DAVE5(m): 11:17am On Nov 05, 2011 |
I wish i'd jst find such a girl wit hearin problems |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by ARareGem(f): 5:49pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Lol. |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by oderemo(m): 6:31pm On Nov 05, 2011 |
Dont know weda to laugh or cry. Hate sex jokes. F.ork or drown is that a joke '? Doubt it. Anyway u try sha, too long tho. |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by Nobody: 11:39pm On Nov 06, 2011 |
@ ode u hate sex joke? wat a holy father |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by Agybabe(f): 10:37am On Nov 07, 2011 |
na wa o for hearing impaired people |
Re: Doing It Under Duress! by StudioCFR(m): 11:17am On Nov 07, 2011 |
I nearly laugh |
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