There once were four guys.
One guy was brought up in a
hospital and all he knew how to
say was “I did it! I did it!”
Then there was a guy who was
brought up in a restaurant and
all he knew how to say was
“forks and knives!”
Then there was a guy brought
up in a candy shop and all he
knew how to say was “goodie
goodie gum drops!”
Then the fourth guy was brought
up in a glade plug in store and all
he knew how to say was “plug it
in! plug it in!”
One day they all met in a park
and there was this dead guy on
a bench.
A cop walks up and says who did
this and the first guy said “I did
it! I did it!”
And the cop says how did you
do this and the second guy said
“forks and knives!”
The cop says what do you have
to say for your selves and the
third guy says “goodie goodie
gum drops!”
Then the cop says you are all
going in the electric chair any last
words and the fourth guy says
“plug it in! plug it in!”

So fake

but not as u

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i can't laff