Jack wakes up with a huge
hangover after attending his
company’s Christmas Party. He
didn’t even remember how he
got home from the party. As bad
as he was feeling, he wondered
if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirins next
to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single
red rose! He takes the aspirins,
cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging
on the corner of the mirror
written in red with little hearts
on it and a kiss mark from his
wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner
tonight. I love you, darling! Love,
Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and
sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee
and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, “Son… What happened
last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3
A.M., drunk and out of your
mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you
puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into
the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So,
why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom
dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your
pants off, you screamed, “Leave
me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table $239.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two
Aspirins $.38 Saying the right
thing, at the right time. . .
PRICELESS!!

Wia is the joke?

Jokes rating 4%

Dont mind them, this one's funny

Thanks judek

Are u drunk when copy and paste joke?
i tot i was in the desert for a minute. Dry as hell.
Pass me the cold water jug.
Next pls.