3 women, 1 married for 35years, 1 is engaged and the other a mistress were discussing about their relationshis and decided to surprise their spouses by wearing a black bra, black, black stiletos and a mask. They met after a week

engaged lady: i wore my black bra, tall stiletos and a mask and when he saw me he said, "you the love of my life" we went in and the sex was great.

Mistress: i wore my black bra, tall stiletos and a mask and when he saw me he had nothing to say, the sex was great.

At this point the married lady says, "well, i wore my black bra, tall stiletos and a mask as agreed, opened the door for him and when he saw me he said, 'whats for dinner batman!' "

A plane was transering a group of noisy mental patients when 1 headed for the cockpit, "mr.pilot, teach me how to fly". Pilot answerd, "ofcourse i will, just tell your friends to keep quiet" Off he went and there was a sudden silence that pilot was amazed. "wow, how did you do it?" the mental patient stared in the direction the plane was flying and blankly says, "oh, i just opened the door and asked them to go and play from outside"