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| Tom The Mumu by StudioCFR(m): 2:47pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Tom got married and on his wedding night he called his father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. "So what do I do first. His father; "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. " 5 minutes later, Tom was on the phone again. "She,'s naked and in bed, what do i do now?" His father couldn't believe what he was hearing, "Take your damn clothes off and get into the bed with her." After another five minutes poor Tom got on the phone again. "Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?" "Sshit son, do I have to spell everything out for you. Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!" Just when the old man started snoring, His son got on the phone once again. "Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?" "DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IIDIOT!" |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by chakula: 3:53pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Where can I see bashy demy for rating his |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by Basildon1(m): 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
After you go say everybody joke na recycled! smh! |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by kellynoah: 4:22pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
de post lacks everything dat could make it a joke, too poor |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by StudioCFR(m): 4:42pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
my critics. .enemy of progress  |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by Agybabe(f): 7:07pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
An new born baby of copy and paste. Very identical children. *smh* |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by ARareGem(f): 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Mehn, all these wonderful comments for this one 'joke'. |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by Ajibel(m): 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
Joke rating; am sorry this joke is too dry to be rated  more palmoil to yo elbow as you try and compose more |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by Nobody: 8:51pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
 Studio You try  |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by StudioCFR(m): 9:19pm On Nov 16, 2011 |
El Guapo: Expect more godson . . . I want to make people happy dis festive season ARareGem: are u jealous love?  u come dey vex |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by Nobody: 5:09am On Nov 17, 2011 |
Copying and pasting. . . .dang |
| Re: Tom The Mumu by StudioCFR(m): 7:00am On Nov 17, 2011 |
ignores her |
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