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Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2011
Hi dear,

This is a game i thought you find funny playing. I did it cos I felt it was nothing but alas it was something.

To me, you're a hero. . .one of the best.
You're a wonderful friend, a friend with a good heart.
I thought you knew me better.

You're one of the real ladies i've met online. . .i mean it when I said those words. .

I believe it's good that this happened so I can know what you like and what you don't like.

Summarily, I wish to tender my humble letter of apologizement over no offence, promising without guarantee that everything would soon be okay and if u dont understand it, let me give it to you in
Français.

Je Souhaite Offrir ma lettre des excuses au-dessus d'aucune offense. . .promesse sans garantie que tout bientôt par l'amende.


Once again, this is the real me saying I'm sorry~ sad
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 12:14am On Nov 24, 2011
So dis is it?? Huh? Afta all d abuses u rain on me. . . . .so u are even worse in crackin jokes, infact, worst!

Jackpot tell me, where d hell is d fuucckking joke?! Shit. . . . angry
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 7:50am On Nov 24, 2011
errr. . .i don see you. Dress go left make I see better people tongue cheesy
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Onyeasi(m): 8:04am On Nov 24, 2011
4uk you jacpot angry
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 8:10am On Nov 24, 2011
Onyeasi:

4uk you jacpot angry
yeah. . .seconded!
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 8:14am On Nov 24, 2011
thank Gad my name isn't jacpot sef~ tongue

boogey, try harder!!! tongue
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 9:26am On Nov 24, 2011
jackpot:

errr. . .i don see you. Dress go left make I see better people tongue cheesy
lwkmdfh, guy u bad ooo
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 24, 2011
This Poster Needs Salvation Army angry angry
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 7:44pm On Nov 24, 2011
^
yeah and the poster above me needs Salvation Police~ cheesy cheesy tongue
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 8:31pm On Nov 24, 2011
The Nigerian police Force is always there to serve you if only u dposite N50
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Agybabe(f): 8:40pm On Nov 24, 2011
Jackpot and booqee again! п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ worry na M̶̲̅ε̲̣ g☺ join una together i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ holy matrimony
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Ajibel(m): 6:34am On Nov 25, 2011
what is jokepot grin grin turning this section into? romance section or relationship section? na because i no dey naa
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by tammyswits(f): 7:28pm On Nov 25, 2011
Jacka.s.s
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2011
^
chei! See guy-names. O boy, my head don dey swell. Te he he he
Agybabe:

Jackpot and booqee again! п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ worry na M̶̲̅ε̲̣ g☺ join una together i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ holy matrimony
i cast n bind. The letter was for another. Name starts with "I" cheesy

anyways, how schoolmarket? wink wink wink cheesy
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:34pm On Nov 26, 2011
Mmmm
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 10:12am On Nov 27, 2011
jackpot:

^
chei! See guy-names. O boy, my head don dey swell. Te he he he
i cast n bind. The letter was for another. Name starts with "I" cheesy

anyways, how schoolmarket? wink wink wink cheesy

see mumu jackASS u just dey cast and bnd when me i don renounce and rebuke u tey tey. . .
Ur not my level nah, i go just dey control u. tongue

and by d way, jackass na u dem go cast and BIND! Amen. Mtcheww angry
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by bunmioguns(m): 11:11am On Nov 27, 2011
jackpot:

Hi dear,

This is a game i thought you find funny playing. I did it cos I felt it was nothing but alas it was something.

To me, you're a hero. . .one of the best.
You're a wonderful friend, a friend with a good heart.
I thought you knew me better.

You're one of the real ladies i've met online. . .i mean it when I said those words. .

I believe it's good that this happened so I can know what you like and what you don't like.

Summarily, I wish to tender my humble letter of apologizement over no offence, promising without guarantee that everything would soon be okay and if u dont understand it, let me give it to you in
Français.

Je Souhaite Offrir ma lettre des excuses au-dessus d'aucune offense. . .promesse sans garantie que tout bientôt par l'amende.


Once again, this is the real me saying I'm sorry~ sad


I dont even know if the joke is funny or not, undecided
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 1:02pm On Nov 27, 2011
bunmioguns:

I dont even know if the joke is funny or not, undecided
bunmioguns i'll answer it for u, the joke yoke is extremely dry just like d poster. Its very obvious nah cheesy
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by bunmioguns(m): 1:16pm On Nov 27, 2011
booqee:

bunmioguns i'll answer it for u, the joke yoke is extremely dry just like d poster. Its very obvious nah cheesy

Dry like Sahara Desert,

grin grin
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 1:37pm On Nov 27, 2011
104th Time JackAss's Love request is been turned Down! shocked

Plz Ladies, Do this Bloke a good - Aint his fault his got a Trapeziumic shaped head and poses a Keke as a means of mobility! grin
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by ARareGem(f): 4:29pm On Nov 27, 2011
jackpot:

^
[s]chei! See guy-names. O boy, my head don dey swell. Te he he he i cast n bind. [/s][color=#990000]The letter was for another. Name starts with "I" cheesy


The lady being referred to couldn't possibly be Idowu Ogbo, could it? undecided grin shocked lipsrsealed
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 11:40pm On Nov 27, 2011
El Guapo:

104th Time JackAss's Love request is been turned Down! shocked

Plz Ladies, Do this Bloke a good - Aint his fault his got a Trapeziumic shaped head and poses a Keke as a means of mobility! grin

all this for one person?
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 28, 2011
El Guapo:

104th Time JackAss's Love request is been turned Down! shocked

Plz Ladies, Do this Bloke a good - Aint his fault his got a Trapeziumic shaped head and poses a Keke as a means of mobility! grin

bcuzimblack this is not too much for a person like jackpot. Infact elguapo failed to describe him very well. Jackpot is actually worse dan that cheesy

@araregem of course it idowuogbo nah! isn't it obvious?? tongue
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Nobody: 7:48am On Nov 28, 2011
^^ Booqee U're right Øn track, i forgot he also Loads Passengers at Aba main Park, Is a 10yrz Keen member of the STD Family and is. . . . .{Looks around to make sure Jackass isin't around}. . .He's also a Ist Class Degree H[b]omo[/b] holder! grin

BCuZiMBlaCk:

all this for one person?

Then Simply share it with him, since he's ya fwiend and u deem there's a need for brotherly love :8
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Judek2(m): 10:32am On Nov 28, 2011
Nawaa 4 dis Jackettle. Mtcheew

*Thread moved to trash*
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(f): 9:20pm On Nov 28, 2011
una wan make my head swell finish for all these guy-names? cheesy grin grin
ARareGem:

The lady being referred to couldn't possibly be Idowu Ogbo, could it? undecided grin shocked lipsrsealed
Touché.
In fact, I owe you one Guiness Malt for that. wink cheesy
Lol, okay this letter is for real.

I offended her & wanna say I'm sorry.

I hope she can fork-give me~ wink cheesy
El Guapo:

104th Time JackAss's Love request is been turned Down! shocked

Plz Ladies, Do this Bloke a good - Aint his fault his got a Trapeziumic shaped head and poses a Keke as a means of mobility! grin

boy quit hating na.
I can share the gals with you like a cigarette-stick if you want.
You take your size: the 4ft (and below) ones, tongue and I take care of the skycrappers (as you call them)
one love, niggar wink tongue cheesy
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:09pm On Nov 28, 2011
El Guapo:

Then Simply share it with him, since he's ya fwiend and u deem there's a need for brotherly love :8
do i look like his brother's keeper? All ,allam tyo im kettle ooo
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by ARareGem(f): 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2011
So then, where's the lady?

*Thinking to meself, ID and Jackpot, hmnn. . .*
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by StudioCFR(m): 10:44pm On Nov 28, 2011
Exits Thread cool
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Idowuogbo(f): 1:39pm On Dec 01, 2011
U neva jam tseeeeew

Brb wiv my crew
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by EfemenaXY: 12:27pm On Dec 05, 2011
hmmm - interesting stuff

oya ID, make u forgive am now. . .

[i]**Wetin im do sef??** [/i] cheesy cheesy
Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by Idowuogbo(f): 3:00pm On Dec 05, 2011
^efemenawanchuckwu chief of apRokomanians grin

Babe I don forgive am but make hin hold hin lane biko its berra dat way.He dint really do much but he's irritating habit starting to annoy me i don't warn people 4times he's pushing it.

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