There was a man who likes eating bean cakes but any time he eats one he always fart, so his wife advised him to stopped eating it. One day as, he was coming from work he smelt sweet bean cakes and was tempted to buy six of it, he ate it all before he got home because his wife must not know he still eats bean baker. When he got home, before he entered his house his wife said she has a surprise for him and so, took a cloth and tied it around his eyes to blind fold him. She then walked him to the dinning table and sat him down. The Phone in the room rang and the wife went to answer it, just then,he felt like farting, he wanted to hold it in but hearing his wife on the phone in the room, he raised one side of his buttocks and released it, after about 5 seconds he felt like farting again so he raised the other side of his buttocks and let it out. The whole dining was smelling but soon stopped smelling before his wife came back. His wife removed the blind fold and to his surprise, sitting around his dinning table were his family ,boss ,co- workers, staff and his friends waiting to surprise him because it was his birthday.[color=#000099][/color]

Wow!

Hmmm! You're right, but is the messing a sin on the man?

so now, lifetime experiences don turn to joke abi